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From experience, relationships are lottery. DON'T STAKE WHAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE. That BOY is portraying CHILDISH behavior.

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Mztarstrechy:
MKO Abiola and Obasanjo pictured in their secondary school days.

One word for them


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Introduction

Quick, how many of you out there have ever written a genuine, quill-and-parchment, mailed-with-a-stamp and sealed-with-a-kiss love letter? That’s what I thought. Ever since the advent of the internet, honest-to-goodness love letters—which once were spun out to novelistic lengths by nineteenth-century masters of the form—have become as rare on the ground as spotted leopards (or whatever endangered species suits your fancy). Here’s how to write a love letter that will make your enamored swoon with rapture and, yes, surprise.

Step One

Use classy pen and paper. Somehow, a love letter written with a blue Bic on office stationery bearing the motto “You want it done WHEN?” doesn’t exactly invoke violins and roses. At the very least, roust up some heavy-stock, elegant-looking paper, and if you must use an ordinary pen, choose one with a classy color of ink.

Step Two

Open with a tender salutation. “Dear Sirs” or “To Whom It May Concern” are businesslike and direct, but they don’t quite set the proper tone of intimacy. Instead, try “my dearest ____” or “my beloved____,” and be sure to get the name of the person right (you’d be surprised how many first-time letter writers flub this small but important detail).

Step Three

Pour out your heart. A love letter isn’t like a high-school essay, with an introduction, expository text, and recapitulation. What you’re aiming for here is an inexhaustible, stream-of-consciousness recitation of the virtues of your beloved, contrasted with your own inimitable shortcomings. As a general rule: the higher the virtue-to-shortcoming ratio, the classier the letter.

Step Four

Stay focused. If you find yourself running out of material, don’t resort to the dental checkup you had the other day or that guy at work, you know, the really annoying one? Who always plays his radio so loud? And I’ve complained and complained to the boss but I guess no one at this company takes me seriously? Instead, take a break until your romantic fount is replenished and you can get back to that virtue/shortcoming thing.

Step Five

Close with a tender valediction. As in step #2, the cumulative effect of your heartfelt love letter will be completely negated by a lame “regards,” “sincerely” or “respectfully yours.” Consider something more pungent, such as “if only ‘twere written in blood, your abased servant, on whose unworthy head I bid thee bestow thine blessing,” etc. etc.

Step Six

Hire a calligrapher. Once you’ve chosen the proper envelope and stamp—again, consult rule #1—consider hiring a master of fruity scripts to inscribe your beloved’s name and address. The handwriting should be fancy enough to make the mailman squint, but not so fancy that your beloved thinks she's received an invitation to a Sheraton.

Introduction

There may come a time in your life when your relationship with your girlfriend turns sour. If you are reading this, it probably already has. Breaking up with your girlfriend is a tough decision and is not to be taken lightly. You need to make sure it is something you really want to do. If you are at the end of your rope and you don’t think you can salvage the relationship, it is time to cut your losses and move on. Follow these steps to learn how to breakup with your girlfriend.


Know not to tell your friends first. If you tell your friends that you are unhappy in your relationship and are going to breakup with your girlfriend, she will no doubt find out before you tell her. This would be unfair to her and create unneeded tension between the two of you; any tension you can save will be better in the long run.

Find the right day to breakup. Every woman is different, some would prefer the relationship to end right before the weekend so they can go out with their friends and get over it. Others however prefer an early week breakup so they can try to forget about it over the workweek. You should know your girlfriend well enough to decide which would be best for her.

Make sure you breakup in a neutral spot. To reduce how awkward the breakup will be, it is a good idea not to do it at your apartment. Public places such as parks and restaurants are good choices because they allow your soon to be ex-girlfriend a chance to leave whenever she wants without feeling overly embarrassed.

Breakup face to face. A personal breakup will not only drive the point home better, it also shows a level of maturity on your part. It is probably the hardest way to end a relationship, but it better allows the two of you to remain friends because of the respect it shows for your ex-girlfriend.

Explain your decision. She deserves to know why you are ending the relationship. Make sure to be thorough enough to leave any doubts out of her mind, but make sure that you don’t go into too much detail.

Make sure you stick to your guns. You have obviously put a lot of thought into your decision to breakup with your girlfriend, so you need to make sure to stand by your decision. There may be tears shed on both sides, but that is no excuse to restart a failed relationship.

omoge na u sabi, you better free your mind and hit the nail on the head, what do you want?

Breaking up with your boyfriend can be one of the hardest things you have to do. A break-up should be considered an ultimate form of confrontation, and many of us do not do well in that area. Keep in mind there are many different routes you can take to break up with your boyfriend, but if you want what’s best for the two of you, be mature about it. This guide will help you break up with your boyfriend sensibly and smoothly.


Think it over. Weigh the pros and cons of the situation. When you come face to face with your boyfriend, you need to be prepared for what you are going to say to him. Consider his reaction to the news and what he might say.

Meet with your boyfriend in person. Make sure the location where the break-up is going to take place is in a comfortable setting for the both of you. This will ease nerves and help make it easier to talk.

Let your boyfriend know you have something important to say once you meet. Make it clear that he needs to listen.

State your opinion on why you want to break up. This is the most important step. Your boyfriend needs to hear very clearly why you want to break up with him. Speak in well-thought out sentences. You need to show that you know exactly what you want so he won’t doubt your thinking.

Ask how he feels about the situation. Keep an open mind to his opinions, but don’t lose sight of your own argument. Even though you are breaking up with him, his opinion still counts.

Hold your ground. Once you have broken up, never go back to that relationship. Remember, you broke up with your boyfriend for a reason, so don’t forget it. Don’t be convinced that your boyfriend has changed in such a short period of time, because chances are, he hasn’t.

Introduction

Are you wondering if your extreme lethargy or tender breasts are early signs of pregnancy? While every woman's body responds differently, there are some common pregnancy symptoms


Calculate when your period is due. If you have a regular cycle and you keep track of it, a late period is one of the earliest signs of pregnancy.

Notice any other changes in your body. Are you extremely sleepy? Are your breasts tender? Are you moody? Though sometimes subtle, these changes can be clear indicators.

Buy a home pregnancy test at a pharmacy or grocery store, or online. Choose one with two tests per box so you can double-check your results.

Test after you miss a period, or 14 days after you think you conceived.

Read and follow the test instructions carefully. Some tell you to urinate in a cup; others say to urinate right on the test stick.

If the test is positive, make an appointment with your doctor to confirm with other tests and a physical exam.

Retest after a few days if the test is negative and you still suspect that you're pregnant.

Tips & Warnings

Do the test first thing in the morning, when hormone concentrations are highest.
Home tests claim to be 97 percent accurate. When there are mistakes, they're usually false negatives; false positives are very rare.

Evaluate your and your partner's lifestyle for kid compatibility. Workaholics are an asset in the office, but a liability when it comes to spending time with your little one. Discuss values and expectations as well as ways to adjust workloads and travel schedules to bring your focus and energy back home.

Try to consciously address feelings of ambivalence about parenthood before age 30. Women and men who start seriously trying until their late 30s often have waited too long.

Start socking money away in savings, money market accounts or whatever gives you the best return. That cute little bottom will completely change your bottom line . And it's not too early to think about how to finance private schools--or even college.

Make sure that your relationship is ready and that both of you want to start a family. Check out what each of you expects from the other after the baby comes. Does the working parent expect to pat the baby and have a glass of wine every night while the stay-at-home parent takes care of the child? Who will get up to do the feedings? How will you handle the stress and conflicts of two very different styles of jobs? If either of you is unsure, resolve these issues in counseling well before you start trying.

Cultivate a good support system and practice asking for help. Ideally, you'll want friends who are going through the same thing and whom you can ask questions of, friends to help you install the car seat the first time, friends who will talk to you even in the middle of the night when the baby is crying and you just cannot take it anymore.

Discuss what happens after the baby comes. How long a maternity leave will you plan for? Will one of you stay home full-time and care for the baby? How do you choose that person? How will you juggle work schedules if both of you return to work?

Start looking at day-care options if neither parent will be staying home.

So you've made your millions but still lack respectability? Well, old chap, you can't purchase a blue-blood heritage, but you can clean up your image. You'll have to throw some money around, but be sure to do it with urbanity, style and grace. Anything vulgar and your plebeian roots will show.

Read the society pages in the newspaper and regional magazines to get to know the names of local movers and shakers.


Update your image with the help of a consultant. Your hair, makeup, clothes and accessories must look classy, not gaudy.

Observe and emulate the manners and behavior of the highborn. When in doubt, adopt a stance of mysterious understatement.

uy the highest-priced season tickets to the opera, theater and ballet to be privy to exclusive events and openings. If necessary, enlist someone to brief you on the finer points of the events you'll be attending. See How to Buy or Rent a Tuxedo.

Join private country clubs with steep membership fees and attend members-only social events. See How to Join an Elite Golf Club.

Publicly distance yourself, if necessary, from any distasteful business dealings. If you made your money by "harvesting" baby seals, for example, slip a few subtle comments to the press about "the need for change" and a "new business era" while being vague about specifics.

Adopt a noncontroversial cause (preferably one that lends itself to gala events) and give, give, give from the bottom of your wallet. Better yet, host a fund-raising party at your estate. (First, buy an estate.)

See and be seen at exclusive restaurants, polo matches, fashion shows and the hottest parties of the season. An image consultant will know which events are the most strategic. See How to Buy a Personal Jet.

Hire a public-relations expert to get your picture into the society pages.

Network, network, network. Befriend influential people and make yourself indispensable to them through generous favors and an utterly discreet nature.

Increase your social value by purchasing homes in desirable locations. Pieds-a`-terre in Paris, New York, London and the Hollywood hills will make you popular and mysteriously unavailable during certain seasons.

Disdain riffraff. It's essential to choose your acquaintances wisely.

omogessssssssssssssssssss why are bugging me, you are looking for my trouble oooooooo

So you've made your millions but still lack respectability? Well, old chap, you can't purchase a blue-blood heritage, but you can clean up your image. You'll have to throw some money around, but be sure to do it with urbanity, style and grace. Anything vulgar and your plebeian roots will show.

Read the society pages in the newspaper and regional magazines to get to know the names of local movers and shakers.


Update your image with the help of a consultant. Your hair, makeup, clothes and accessories must look classy, not gaudy.

Observe and emulate the manners and behavior of the highborn. When in doubt, adopt a stance of mysterious understatement.

uy the highest-priced season tickets to the opera, theater and ballet to be privy to exclusive events and openings. If necessary, enlist someone to brief you on the finer points of the events you'll be attending. See How to Buy or Rent a Tuxedo.

Join private country clubs with steep membership fees and attend members-only social events. See How to Join an Elite Golf Club.

Publicly distance yourself, if necessary, from any distasteful business dealings. If you made your money by "harvesting" baby seals, for example, slip a few subtle comments to the press about "the need for change" and a "new business era" while being vague about specifics.

Adopt a noncontroversial cause (preferably one that lends itself to gala events) and give, give, give from the bottom of your wallet. Better yet, host a fund-raising party at your estate. (First, buy an estate.)

See and be seen at exclusive restaurants, polo matches, fashion shows and the hottest parties of the season. An image consultant will know which events are the most strategic. See How to Buy a Personal Jet.

Hire a public-relations expert to get your picture into the society pages.

Network, network, network. Befriend influential people and make yourself indispensable to them through generous favors and an utterly discreet nature.

Increase your social value by purchasing homes in desirable locations. Pieds-a`-terre in Paris, New York, London and the Hollywood hills will make you popular and mysteriously unavailable during certain seasons.

Disdain riffraff. It's essential to choose your acquaintances wisely.

It's true that you can't literally buy happiness. In the words of Abraham Lincoln, "Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." And he would know, because he was depressed and miserable most of the time. But money can at least provide an escape from drudgery and give you increased access to excitement and entertainment.


Move slowly. Don't throw yourself, and your money, into the first harebrained scheme that comes along. Spend time savoring the joys of contemplation.

Don't let laziness rule your buying decisions. Sitting in a beach chair while servants fawn over you may be fun for a short time, but it's not likely to provide long-term satisfaction. Look for goals and projects that combine fun and challenge.

Be wary of ventures where money and status are ends in themselves. A huge yacht is an obvious sign of wealth. But if it's not fun for you, it's no more capable of enhancing your well-being than a '72 Pinto.

Surprise people. Look for activities that will stun your friends and family. If all you've ever done is sit on the couch, do something bold like get in shape, hire a guide and climb Mount Rainier.

Indulge in a little eccentricity. The more money you have, the nuttier you're allowed to be. Wear your pajamas around town. Call the best restaurants in town and pay whatever it costs to get that duck a l'orange delivered to your door.

Look for new activities with heavy technical demands, such as photography, music dubbing, video editing, car racing or anything else that requires many hours of study and pricey equipment. You'll spend many satisfying hours shopping for supplies, learning arcane details, and talking with experts. Soon you'll feel like a member of an elite club.

Look for ways to include your friends and family in your new activities. You'll be happier if you can share your experiences with people close to you.

Avoid being pompous or superior when discussing your new acquisition or endeavor. Nothing will turn away listeners, or set you up for ridicule, more than acting as though you know everything. If you just took up sailing, for example, take joy in all the learning you can look forward to. Listen and apply yourself, and soon you'll be an expert.

I TELL HIM TO BORROW MORE MONEY SO THAT WE CAN KEEP OUR OWN PROCEEDS IN FOREIGN RESERVES.

I WILL TELL HIM TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL GOVERMENT PARASTATALS MUST BE PRIVARTIZE INCLUDING AL THE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORTS.

I WILL TELL TELL HIM IF HE WANTS TO SELL LAGOS STATE, HE SHOULD SELL IT TO DANGOTE BUSSINESS DYNASTY.

LAST BUT NO THE LEAST I WILL TELL HIM TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN CONFINED TO KITCHEN because THAT WHERE THIER EDUCATION IS.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII RISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I TELL HIM TO BORROW MORE MONEY SO THAT WE CAN KEEP OUR OWN PROCEEDS IN FOREIGN RESERVES.

I WILL TELL HIM TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL GOVERMENT PARASTATALS MUST BE PRIVARTIZE INCLUDING AL THE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORTS.

I WILL TELL TELL HIM IF HE WANTS TO SELL LAGOS STATE, HE SHOULD SELL IT TO DANGOTE BUSSINESS DYNASTY.

LAST BUT NO THE LEAST I WILL TELL HIM TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN CONFINED TO KITCHEN because THAT WHERE THIER EDUCATION IS.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII RISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE LEAVING CERTIFICATE:

NAME OF STUDENT: Aremu Mathew Okikiola Olusegun Obasanjo

CLASS: Aso Rock Villa

YEAR OF GRADUATION: May 29th 2007

SUBJECT SCORE GRADE


1. Energy 12% F9
2. Agriculture 19% F9
3. Education 17% F9
4. Poverty Eradication 5% F9
5. Telecommunication 50% C5
6. Human Right Abuse 75% A3
7. Globe Trotting 100% A1
8. Fuel Price Hike 175% A1+
9. Reforms 40% C6
10. Fighting Corruption 20% F9
11. Transparency 9% F9
12. Accountability 12% F9
13. Credible Election 2% F9


REMARK: Outstanding! No reseat please.

PERFOMANCE: YOU BE THE JUDGE.


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SIGNED: NIGERIANS

why are you attacking me from left and right?

u want to screw me? abeg i no get hole for my yansh ooooooooooooooooooooooo

is it true? i think is a falacy

otumopo? wats that?

Terribly, i made a mistake i am so sorry, from my heart

ha, i am getting headache

omoge naija you are embarrassing me oooooooooooooooooooooooo

wadobomi here is one for you, How to Perform the Rear Entry, The rear entry "on the edge" sexual position is a feat in itself. Once you achieve it, you'll realize it's well worth the effort. This is a somewhat advanced maneuver that allows for a few creative variations and fairly intense moments. Follow these instructions to perform the rear entry "on the edge" sexual position.

Position the woman facing away from the man and bent at the waist.

Position yourselves near an edge that the woman can lean on for support. A good option is a low bed which she can brace her knees against.

The man should penetrate the woman from behind.

Move into classic "doggy style" by scooting forward onto the bed. At this point the woman will be kneeling on the bed with the man on his knees behind her.

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i am sorry but there is something about you that familiar

wadobomi,, somebody is shy you saying he should have more girl friends. where he go get the liver to to open his mouth say he likes them. abi?

have you ever feel lonely?

omoge naija wats on your mind?