dude misses bang.ing with his Rod! Figured he wants his d.ick back lolxxx!

23 Cars? The Black Man is cursed definitely!

Even God knows how much it pains me to see families crumble into shambles.

How did you ship it to Nigeria? I thought Amazon don't ship Gadgets to Nigeria...?

How did you ship it to Nigeria? I thought Amazon don't Gadgets ship to Nigeria...?

Atlantian:
Wise King Solomon was called Wise in his generation. If King Solomon wakes up now, he will be one of the idiots. The man can not even use facebook and whatsapp. Someone who never flew in an airplane, never used a car, never used an iphone and never even slept on a tempur mattress said "vanity is vanity" over 6,000 years ago and you are quoting him over in the AD. Timidity is when you live in New York, but equip yourself with your great grandfather's ideology, who never visited any place outside his village, and hope to function in a 21st century periphery. You need structural mental adjustment. Sorry.

sorry bro, but seems you're a kid!
No offence. Otherwise, i can't reason why you think this way. Gussh! Whatsapp? Facebook? We're talking about relationship and not technology. Solomon married from virtually every tribe in the world, richer than Bill Gates 101 times - yet he died a sad man.

Atlantian:
The Bible says, and I quote; "MONEY ANSWERS ALL THINGS". I do not need a woman to love me. I am a strong man. But when it comes to women loving me, I can say I am a butterfly with women. They love me, because I am enigma of some sort. My environs is welcoming, soothing and calm. I treat every guest as the queen of heaven, yet I am superficial and eccentric with the humility of a palm wine tapper. I pour the wines as a professional bar man. In the valley of the shadows of death, I make them fear no evil. I rob their hair with oil and their cups runs over with the wines. Their Goodness and mercy follows me all the way down the bed. In the valley of the shadows of their thighs, I fear no evil. My words, soothes their pains, and make light their worries. True love dies, real love is oiled by wealth. Go and hustle my friend.

and you think Wise King Solomon didn't have all these when he said "vanity upon vanity is VANITY?
Wise up man... If you keep up with this kind of mentality, you'll die lonely and abandoned... Thats where true love comes in - they stay. They never leave, no matter the circumstances. Good health, bad health, rich, poor, shitting on yourself, crippled - they just never leave. You know why? They can't! And that's what money can't buy!

obontami:
¤ if he fails to fccck his wife at least three times a day


¤ if he cant suck his wife's punny and swallow the pusdsy juice like a thirsty mad man


¤ if he is 2 minutes man like indomie

You seriously need a Brain surgery! And i'm willing to fund it if you concur...

A man is termed to be responsible, if God and his family are the most importand thing to him. And if he's not a christian, then his family should be very important, above all other things in life. Their cares, worries, fears, well being, security etc, must be his top most priority!

If he fails to handle this responsibility, then he's as good as a failure in every other aspects of his life.

Ojestas:
Real men don't kiss and tell. Even if u get them cheap, respect them .

bros, did you read the torry at all? Abeg wake up.

predatorX:


bros na you dull o. I met a chick like that too while i was in school then, and i'm the kinda guy who likes to get his lady all worked up and dripping punany sauce by kissing and caressing.
As she dey my room naaa, na d same picture wey you describe i dey see. Arse as massive as a hipopotamus shot skywards on my bed. Thank goodness i was wearing a double-silencer jeans that suppressed the erection. So lay down beside her and wanted to start kissing but she turned her head away. like play like play i come sidon ontop am say make i force myself to kiss am. for where she no gree.
Initially, i thought it was rejection until when my hands started moving. I touched the hips first and no reactions......great. Crawled my way to the belly then up to the Oranges, still "no slap yet". I said to myself, its my birthday.

to cut the whole story short shaa, [s]after i undressed her, below was like River Niger and a single touch made her shudder[/s]...............the rest was history.

Bottomline, some ladies know how to get themselves set and ready and need you to just start the pumping machine, not all of 'em gets tuned to the pre-intimacy thing!!!

you nailed it dude... I completely agree! But see as the thing dey pain me erhhmm! Just that my fear was that, since she hasn't said yes to my askin her out, cuz she got a guy, i just didn't want to start somtin only to be embarrassed. Been inviting her and she looks set to return, any advice? Cuz truth be told, she ain't my girl YET, but i just want to Hmmmmm!

hifaif:


"Raise her ass facing the ceiling"

What does that mean?

she slept on my bed, facing her ass upwards. Menhhh! You need to see that aszz! Hum!

Anyway, to all the bad breath folks, did i tell u guys that i'm an unkept guy?

And to all the Holy Holy, did i open a sermon thread? If u got notin so say, then bug off!

femimike1:
Gadgets. phones, laptop, tablets etc.. trust me

great idea, thought about that too, but problem is - its pretty capital intensive, or don't you think?

Pls keep the ideas coming, thanks!

Any girl who does any of this, lacks a good motherly training... She'll sure make a mess of a wife!
Will be sooo untidy and out of place.

jamex93:





I am still confused

can I show me d picture for better understanding

hahaha!
I see you when you get there lol

I must admit, ever since he became a Governor, he's really become Fascinating as regards his perceptions and ideologies about life and governance! Me thinks he'll succeed very well.

I see a Future Preisdent! But errrm, make i nor talk am finish, because of some guys here named after a Band that begins with "W".

This is not the right time for Raising VAT. Good, but not at this time.

Onijagidijagan:
recharge card
computer typing and photocopy
restaurant

thanks , but see ehmm, am actually looking at something more vuvuzela lol. I mean, something loud and profitable, or something low but sillently profitable.

Those ones up there are already very popular with the area.
Thank u sha Oo

jamex93:
I don't understand wat u r saying o

she doesn't allow me kiss, but she allows me lay ontop her. Is that a sign to hit her? Can i just go ahead and start taking stuffs off her and hit her off?

Advice needed! Thanks

Hmmm! You won't believe man. I screwed up. As soon as she turned down my consistent approach to kiss her, i just missfire. Lost composure, but she allowed me go down her neck line and all that. But i just didn't want any insult of pushing me off, so i just stood up, and then we started chatting.

But there was a green light i missed or rather failed to grasp. She kept on saying "don't do it, if you do it, i will never pick your calls." na after she commot that one begin bang for my head - that was a sure sign to take it all off. But there i was as clueless as Uncle Joe. Only hope for a second coming. But she just dey post me!
But just incase, any tricks for a brother? Cuz her azz is like Nicky Minaj X3, and i want it all lol!

You try kissing her, she says no. But raises her ass facing the ceiling and allow you lay ontop of her?? Could that be a signal to hit the jackpot? I mean, are you suppose to just start pulling her stuffs off?

Remember that name... Nachooooooooooo!
The future looks bright for the SE already.

I see a thing like this happening in the Niger Delta soon enough! i just pray...