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Romance / Re: s by mpulesa(f): 11:14am On Oct 16, 2010
Mobo or whatever, please try to be creative and come up with a fascinating topic, *yawn* embarassed
Family / Re: Wives Submit To Your Husbands by mpulesa(f): 1:30pm On Aug 31, 2010
Wife shld have free mobility and husband shld carry its burden himself.Patient is d key to good marital life.


Jesus of Nazareth, Olami099 ima marry you

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Nairaland / General / Re: d by mpulesa(f): 3:42pm On Aug 30, 2010
@ MOBO444 , you need counselling bloody pig, you make me wanna puke.You have a bad attitude and it won't take you far.You are one irritating flat ass
Nairaland / General / Re: d by mpulesa(f): 3:38pm On Aug 30, 2010
MOBO444 , you are a slowpoke and that will never change shame, I pity you
Nairaland / General / Re: d by mpulesa(f): 3:28pm On Aug 30, 2010
@mobo444, i am proudly south african  and what do you know about south africa anyway?you are such a bitter bastard .i bet you failed geography
Nairaland / General / Re: d by mpulesa(f): 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2010
Pen, hair comb, extra phone battery, Mirror, Make up kit, Diary, Bathing Towel, Extra panties, Little mini skirt, Little blouse top, National ID card, complimentary card from numerous men, ATM card, key to 1 room apartment (where she lives with 4 other friends), Gold circle Condom packets, Rough rider condom (special customer), more Gold circle Condom packets, x rated DVD movie (blue film), 300 Naira cash, sachet gin, body cream, tooth brush, packet of pure water (to wash face next morning), portion of charm, sleeping drug (to drug rich men), extra slippers and finally a vibrator, this is the item inside the handbag of the average single black lady in Nigeria


Shuuuuu!!!!!That is the whole mall

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Romance / Re: My Babe Keeps Exchanging Phone No With Every Guy Dat Approaches Her. by mpulesa(f): 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2010
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss Olami099
Romance / Re: My Babe Keeps Exchanging Phone No With Every Guy Dat Approaches Her. by mpulesa(f): 2:59pm On Aug 30, 2010
d bigrod , what is the meaning of senseless slowpoke?
Romance / Re: My Love Mate ! by mpulesa(f): 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2010
d bigrod , that is the reason why she needed your advise brother so if you have nothing to say just shusss :-Xhh
Romance / Re: My Love Mate ! by mpulesa(f): 2:54pm On Aug 30, 2010
smiley
Romance / Re: My Love Mate ! by mpulesa(f): 2:43pm On Aug 30, 2010
Good one Olami, thumbs up!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: My Babe Keeps Exchanging Phone No With Every Guy Dat Approaches Her. by mpulesa(f): 2:24pm On Aug 30, 2010
@Poster,did you buy her the phone ?If not,then i suggest you let her do whaever with her phone cause you din't pop out any cent tongue
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 4:03pm On Aug 27, 2010
Eish!!!!!!i guess it's a punishment neh, Im out, we'll chat tomorrow and on sunday.Be blessed guys
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 3:55pm On Aug 27, 2010
Omolola darling , go home and have a fab weekend kiss
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 3:53pm On Aug 27, 2010
I have a 9 yr old son and expecting triplets now.I know you don't have to reject God's gift but triplets , aaaaahhhh.I get  moody and cheeky so now you know why i act the way i do
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 3:21pm On Aug 27, 2010
I am around Illovo love so let me know when you are around ok smiley
Romance / Re: She Says I'm Too Cool,what Should I Do? Pls Help by mpulesa(f): 3:13pm On Aug 27, 2010
Go give her a warm slap and then she will see that you ain't cool grin
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 3:04pm On Aug 27, 2010
Jhb skat
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2010
It's a deal then
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 2:37pm On Aug 27, 2010
Googles, when i decide to visit Naija,i will halla back @ you girl and we will definitely paint Naija red cool
Romance / Re: ;; by mpulesa(f): 2:34pm On Aug 27, 2010
Money can't buy anyone love.Why is she so desperate to get married If she is that desperate she must just contact her parents to arrange a hubby for her .
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 2:19pm On Aug 27, 2010
Sagoddess and Googles , THAT'S IT
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 8:47am On Aug 27, 2010
By the way ,i am referring to Okija_juju .Get a life man
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 8:45am On Aug 27, 2010
And your point is/Stop talking crap and write something constructive
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 8:07am On Aug 27, 2010
SaGoddess, nope
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 3:57pm On Aug 26, 2010
I am notmad @ ya darlings, love you to bits, mcwaaahhhhh.Tomorrow it is wink
Romance / Re: Dating Websites by mpulesa(f): 3:30pm On Aug 26, 2010
Well,if it's a boyfie maybe i would understand that he is still doing netshopping and im not good enough for him but if it's a husband then it will raise the eyebrows.If it's my hubby i will definitely throw him to the nearest waste bin for recycling because clearly he doesn't know what he wants in life and by the time i am through with him he will be look like this undecided
Romance / Re: Tears In My Eye! by mpulesa(f): 12:41pm On Aug 26, 2010
Oh!God, this is so sad *wiping tears form her cheeks*
Romance / Re: Lies Are Not So Bad: But Men Are Not That Inventive by mpulesa(f): 11:10am On Aug 26, 2010
@SA GODDESS, This is between mois and Googles so stop interferring and the cow that made me mad is in hell now

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