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Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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AKPORS CLASS. The new Principal was walkin
around the school compound to inspect it.
He was passing along Akpors
class when he heared everybody
in d class chorusing Words and Particle after their
teacher. He was impressed so he decided to check them
out. The Principal
entered.
Class: Good afternoon to u sir. God
bless.
Principal: what class is this? Class: js 3F sir.
Principal: what is the topic u are treatin?
Class: Word Particle sir.
Principal: thats gud, am impress.
akpors their Teacher stood
aside smilin. Class: thank u sir.
Principal: i will like to further test
u.
Class: No problem sir. Principal: ok, lets start.
Up......
Class: up uper upest
Principal: short
Class:
short shorter shortest Principal: good Class: good,
gooder, goodest.
Principal: Thats wrong
Class: thats wrong, thats wronger,
dats wrongest.
Principal: what? Class: what, whater, whatest.
Principal: shut up
Class: shut up, shut uper, shut
upest.
Principal: na wao
Class: na wao, na waoer, na waoest.
Principal: what kind
of class is dis?
Class: what kind of
class is this, what kind of class is
diser, what kind of class is disest. Principal: teacher are u lukin at them?
Class: teacher ar u lukin at them,
teacher ar u lukin at themer, teacher ar u lukin at
themest.
Principal: am out abeg.
Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.
Teacher akpors: lol
Class: lol loler lolest. Principal fainted.
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AKPORS CLASS. The new Principal was walkin
around the school compound to inspect it.
He was passing along Akpors
class when he heared everybody
in d class chorusing Words and Particle after their
teacher. He was impressed so he decided to check them
out. The Principal
entered.
Class: Good afternoon to u sir. God
bless.
Principal: what class is this? Class: js 3F sir.
Principal: what is the topic u are treatin?
Class: Word Particle sir.
Principal: thats gud, am impress.
akpors their Teacher stood
aside smilin. Class: thank u sir.
Principal: i will like to further test
u.
Class: No problem sir. Principal: ok, lets start.
Up......
Class: up uper upest
Principal: short
Class:
short shorter shortest Principal: good Class: good,
gooder, goodest.
Principal: Thats wrong
Class: thats wrong, thats wronger,
dats wrongest.
Principal: what? Class: what, whater, whatest.
Principal: shut up
Class: shut up, shut uper, shut
upest.
Principal: na wao
Class: na wao, na waoer, na waoest.
Principal: what kind
of class is dis?
Class: what kind of
class is this, what kind of class is
diser, what kind of class is disest. Principal: teacher are u lukin at them?
Class: teacher ar u lukin at them,
teacher ar u lukin at themer, teacher ar u lukin at
themest.
Principal: am out abeg.
Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.
Teacher akpors: lol
Class: lol loler lolest. Principal fainted.
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Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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