Hey peeps, what's that thing
that pisses you off & you can
never use your money to buy?
I have a top 10
list of mine.
Honestly I can't spend my
money on any of these things.
They are;
1. I ll never use my money to
buy brand new notes (money)
Some people buy new money
inother to spend them during
parties.
2. I ll never use my money to
marry a 2nd hand woman.
3. I ll never use my money to
watch Manchester United play
football.
4. I ll never spend my money
on Bleaching Creams.
5. I ll never buy a Branded
Outfits of another celebrity. Me
sef be star. I ll rather wear a
cloth branded 4 me.
6. I ll never spend my money
on Public Toilets.
7. I ll never spend on Sex or
Asewo (Either long time or
short time).
8. I ll never use my money to
watch a Stripper.
9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a
2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!
10. I ll never spend my money
on Alcohols.
Whats that thing that you can
never spend your money on?
Please add yours.

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AKPORS AND HAUSA GIRL
Akpors:babe am akpors,whats ur name?
Babe: am rashida yashiga.
Apkors: yashiga rashida? Ai i never put anytin. Are u sure of the name?
Babe: mr man am rashida yashiga from kano,i live at the back of boko haram camp.
Akpors: picked race. I no go toase again o o o o o o
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AKPORS IN KING JAMES VERSION OF ENGLISH
Pastor: for thou has sinned against god, if you sinned ye shall not see god, for thou shall be showeth the way to hell.so please come out and confess thy sin.
Akpors: am holy,yet i sinned.
Pastor: confess
akpors: you travelled when i visited, i was about to go when ur..ur.. Wife stopeth me and toucheth me in my lower abdomen. She pusheth me to bed and rapeth me, she was raping so fasted,i said its ok but she was duaring,duaring and duaring it. (brethren:oh oh oh)is it my fault?
Pastor:changed to pigin, if e no b your folt na em u come out? I pray that you kip duaring and duaring all the day of you life.
Pastor wife:amen and amen.
Is it akpors fault.
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Girl: We're best friend,right?
Boy:Yes,of course
Girl: So be honest with me,who
doyou like? ......
Boy: No one.I love someone.
Girl: Oh,she must be very lucky
Boy:Definitely. I've loved her, ever
since I met her
Girl:Really?Wel l,since we're best
friends, I wanna meet her.Go call
her.
Boy: Oh okay.
& Boy takes out his phone, dials
her number and phones her.
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm
getting a call
*Answers the phone.
Boy: I love you ♥
Define that boy in one word?