mama-gee:

And Kids hate you!

mama-gee <<<<<< My sooon 2be baby mama

Moralistli:

My maxim '' Nothin happens 4 Nothin''
Truth be said,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is either you haven't found a better person or you 've not been able to establish a healthier reltnshp, ^period.

search your mind, d reason u can't 4get abt him is best known 2 u, but unfortunately he's long gone, and such is life.
cast your net once more and make d best out of it wit your experience so far.

ma one cent!

Pastor

seedord247:

I thing apple safari will be good  

seedord247:

@poster

Can you come and ask for my hand in marriage?/?

nvo5:

Mr coke, what kind of man are you??
skip the topic if you don't know what to write.
I'm short of words i would rain insult upon insult on you.
BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ONCE

nvo5, madam are u one of te IBO pirate?

oladijom:

@Mr Cork. For where una come from? If to sey u be Naija, definetely you must know the front runner for Women when it comes to Politics in Nigeria.

bro. Sorrry, am from London, Peckham. Never herd of her!

freecocoa:

BACK TO SENDER.

babaay, a great loookin handsum fine goood lookin cute sweeet brother is tryin to rescue u & u playin had to get?

Sweeery its yo last shance!

freecocoa:

Thanks but i go run pass.u re not anywhere near an option.

woooot?? loook at this filinated fagolancinick swinpu playin had to get!!! Lonnng hissssssss, !!

Kunbee:

Adorable

Mrs, Eve:

No, he is barren.

erm hold up, U taxi driver. madam, May i remind u that my Badonki is 17inches, gademmmit!

Atreides:

Eeehn? 'Hate' kids? Thats strong. . What exactly do you hate about them? And does that mean you're not gonna have kids some day?

kids? Hell Nooo. they run around like rabbits