SaffyBaby:

I've been told many times that I'm wierd , but I dnt think I'm wierd I'm just being me .

Madam, so are u sayin u are a craze woman?

san26dy:

SHut up Mr COOOOOOOORK!!!!!!!!

Real ladys do not swaaar. I bet u dont even have man (no ofoeinse)

kay-money:

But remember that after you slapped that your mum** You will not live for 2days to spend and enjoy that money because the money has already been cursed  sorry for your life

ermm correction! I wunt even tink twice about it

Number_One:

@freecocoa, pls with this state of mind DO NOT get married cos you're going to ruin your marriage.
My advice, go and see a shrink cos this is a psychological problem.
If you are serious about forgetting this dude (that doesn't love you), write down all the bad things he did to you (surely he wasn't perfect like me) and paste next to your mirror. Within a month if you're serious he'll be history.

shakara4u:

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Bro, u shuld SLAP yo sef 12 times for that joke!!

alisigwe:

Pls ya'll,i v been seeing dis gurl 4 two yrs nw,she's 22 while am a yr older dan her but it seems my lov 4 here is fastly depreciating.   Sincerely,4rm d very 4st day, i never really lvd her dat much,she 4cd her self on me and i accepted kuz then i needed a s&x mate,that was when i left ma family home to try being on ma own but to mak tins worse d sex never kame,she passes a lotta nits in ma house wivout me getting to penetrate,even thu she blows me,lets me handle her till my hands hurt still s&x wasn't koming.              While she's really nice to me,nt expensive,does a lotta  stuffs 4 me like the time she kalld ma dad when we were having problems,she also helped my fmily when we were looking 4 smeone to manage d shp while i continue ma schooling she conviced her cousin to serve my pop while am off,despit all dis i still feel lik i deserv mre,i feel lik she prbly needs a break kuz she's takng me too serious.also she turns dwn other men and swears mst times wiv her life that she dosen't see any other me,yet i want to explore other possibilities dats why i keep asking her what she really wants 4rm me?i dnt really tink i really deserve d adoration she's pouring n me,how do i let her go wivout hurting her? i hate to see her suffer kuz i feel lik i owe a lot to her.

STORY!! _ bro just pass her to me!

freecocoa:

I'm not looking for a man but how to love another,learn how to read.

arhha, now she wants to learn to read & right