md4real:

hi guys please when do you think is the right time to settle down age wise for both sexes? your contribution will be highly appreciated.

huh? Marrry? why? bro, U be stcuk with only ONE punnnny till kingdom comes!

Afamdman:

You have this friend since Junior Secondary School and after SeniorSecondary School both of you lost contact with each other. But she issomeone really special to you, and you're someone very special to hertoo.Five years later you receive a phone call from her."Hi, I'll visit you" she says."Hi, Sue, when?" you ask her."Just wait for me" she replies.It seems weird but you prepare for her coming anyway.One rainy night you hear a knock on the door. And you're surprised tosee that it's your friend Sue. Losing touch for ten years is so longand you start talking about everything. Then both of you even go to yourroom upstairs. Suddenly there is a power outage, but the two of youcontinue talking by candle light.Then the phone rings."I'll just get the phone downstairs," you say."No, don't get it, we're in the middle of our talk," she says."It might be important," you say."Okay if you say so, but promise me you'll be back," she says.You promise her a million times that you'll be back. Then you rundownstairs to answer the phone."Hello," you say."Hello," says the person on the line."Yeah?" you say, wondering who it is."I'm calling on behalf of Sue's family. They had an accident and herparents are in the hospital right now," he says."How are they?" you ask.He continues, "They are injured but stable. But I'm sorry to say thatSue died. We found your name and phone number in Sue's purse, "His voice trails off as you look up at the long stairs.               WOULD YOU GO BACK AS YOU HAVE PROMISED?

Afamdman, brother, u been watchin too many nollywood movies!!

190:

NOR BE COCK FAULT

RAT DIE FOR INSIDE HIM BRAIN!!

Operation CHASE COCK AWAY FROM NAIRALAND

Cock must go (OLE)

Cock must go (OLE)

Cock must go (OLE)

HE MUST GO (OLE)

Mrs, Eve:

It is a strip club in Lagos, but just pretend you have a Magic City in your AREA.  Now answer the damn question! 

ermm Sweeery, u dont even know where Lagos is. OK tell me, who is the president of Lagos? Jessse Jackson?

Tell us if u know!

call-me:

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Yes, this is an opportunity for me to slaughter CORK for the Christmas Stew.

My pals, how about that?

U dont even have real hair, You magoponistick Swinky calabrenda, wotever that means!!!