RottenTomato:
Romance section has bin dominated by kids who take cocaine, weed, monkey-tail, dogoyaro and soldier root

Emodeee:


lagmostkuit(ugleee) na wetin u knw be dat. Non virgin girl. Hw many dicks don enter ur puna?

She dey store condom 4 house, na wa oh.

jamex93:
so wat exactly is your problem

let's solve it for u

vizkiz:

abeg who get condom for house make him borrow me...I need one! Brought achick homw and forgot to buy a condom

STANPASQUAL:
Of course they have nothing to do with religion. They have many things to do with Buhari!!

Boko Haram fighters will be refused a
recruitment base the moment local
communities understand that its claim to
being a religious group is nothing but a
fraud, the president-elect Muhammadu
Buhari has said.

The president-elect stated this while
chieftains of Nassarawa state came to
congratulate him on his victory in
presidential poll.
He said: “The fraud called Boko Haram can
be defeated by denying it a recruitment
base.

“No religion allows for the killing of children
in school dormitory, in markets and places
of worship. They have nothing to do with
religion. They are terrorists and we are
going to deal with them as they deal with
terrorists anywhere .”

Buhari said he is greatly pained by the
devastation of schools in the northeastern
part of Nigeria, an action he said could
contradict thousands of children access to
education and a better future unless
something was done immediately to avoid
this tragedy.

“The worst thing anybody can do is to deny
children access to education. That will be
destructive to their lives and we are not
going to allow that to happen ,” he added.
President-elect declared that his
administration will assist the states to get
more money to modify infrastructure by
ensuring that all national collectible
revenues are paid straight into the
federation account and each tier of
administration given its due share.

“As at now, the government does not even
know how many revenue accounts it has. We
will give all the tiers what is due to them but
will hold them to be accountable as we
would the federal government .”
Buhari while defining Nassarawa state as his
own “political laboratory”, saying the only
CPC-controlled state of the 36 others
declared the experiment as having been a
success.

“From one state, I now have 22 political
laboratories.”
The president-elect praised governor Al-
Makura for surviving his many impeachment
plots, saying “without Nassarawa, there
would not have been an APC.”
One the key electoral promises of Buhari
was to defeat Boko Haram insurgency. The
whole Nigeria is awaited the end of terror,
devastating their lives for more than 6 years.

Source: www.naij.com/428839-buhari-says-boko-haram-has-nothing-to-do-with-religion.html

Cc. lalasticlala

mirexxx:
since you were at the scene
pls can explain better
mtcheww

Vickybee:

I can't date any guy 10years older that I am.

mirexxx:
It was a sunny day in school so i decided to go get bread and snacks in a bakery nearby.
on reaching there, i saw a man who was buying too...i paid for mine and went out
I was looking for change to pay d keke man buh there was no change. out of nowhere this man paid 4 my transport fare and asked me to go with him..that he'll take me to the hostel.
I thought he was just being nice
i wanted sitting in the front seat buh he said no so i sat at the back...only for me to see a lil baby of about a year in the front seat
then i knew he was a married man
he asked for my number and i gave him
few days he called that he's in front of my hostel and i should come down
i refused and told him never to call me.
that was during exam period oo
see his big head!