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Crime / Re: South African Man Lied That This Man Caught With Drug Is A Nigerian (Photos) by mrmohammed71(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2019
this is arrant nonsense
Crime / Re: Man Re-enacts How He Steals Bales Of Clothes – Worth N24k Each by mrmohammed71(m): 7:35am On Aug 30, 2019
U are a mumu man..u think say u wise

Romance / Re: Lady Who Met Man On Facebook Visits Him, Refuses To Go Back Home. See Reactions by mrmohammed71(m): 6:13am On Oct 08, 2018
Offpoint:
Because someone went to someone's house and refused to return that's why you're importing the whole of facebook to Nairaland right? do these people know how long it takes Glo line to load a single picture? why are you guys frustrating glo users life? if I were to be a mod on nairaland I'll ban you till year 6890.

this one weak me oooo
Romance / Re: Lady Invited Her 5 Friends For A Date With Her Man, He Stuck To His Budget by mrmohammed71(m): 7:22am On Aug 26, 2018
na to hold on to phone
Health / Re: Things to avoid doing right after waking up by mrmohammed71(m): 6:50am On Aug 26, 2018
kolewerk for nija
Crime / Re: 45-Year-Old Man Tries To Bribe His Way Out After Raping 5-year-old Girl In Ajah by mrmohammed71(m): 4:43am On Aug 09, 2018
olori buruku nie.....I think there is more to this he most be on a ritual thing for doing this is not about pleasure
Politics / Re: Saraki Has This To Say About Akpabio's Defection To APC by mrmohammed71(m): 4:34am On Aug 09, 2018
tesppidd:
That was how they sang and beat the drums for GEJ, he got roundly beaten in 2015 even with his power of incumbency.

Then came Nnamdi Kanu; they sang and beat the drums for him. They gave him god-status and he enjoyed every bit of it, until he got demystified and destroyed.

Saraki enjoy your spotlight while it lasts.
When your comeuppance comes, these ipob youths and wailers clapping and singing for you will not save you.

In their minds now Buhari is the anti-Democrat while Saraki is democracy personified abi?

Lol, Mumus!

Kwara state is basically a family business for Saraki.
Two words which should never be found in one sentence are Saraki and democracy.

But no, Nigerians are tortoises.

A man who is richer than his state and who basically owns kwara state is talking about saving democracy.

Wao!
i believe u 100% surely its a family matter only people from kwara know the real pain he's caused us
Celebrities / Re: Ify Adibeli: Don't Tag Me “Small Girl, Big God", You Can Call Me A 'Bitch' by mrmohammed71(m): 7:49am On Jul 30, 2018
see nyashsee nyashsee nyash
Education / Re: Kuranga Aishat, Unilorin Student Missing (Photo) by mrmohammed71(m): 9:24pm On Jul 26, 2018
kayla247:
May Allah keep her safe what a decent looking girl.
. ameen
Politics / Re: Bolouere Opukiri: Lady Sacked For Criticising Osinbajo & Aisha Buhari Online by mrmohammed71(m): 10:12am On Jun 03, 2018
troublemakea:
tew she should even be happy. had it been it was @Mbuhari you criticised I know by now your date in the grave wud be counting weeks undecided
mawo werey
Romance / Re: How To Identify Lesbian Ladies In Nigeria! by mrmohammed71(m): 10:04am On Jun 03, 2018
OfficialDad:
Lesbianism is understandable, but gay undecided .

Anyway, my baby mama is a lesbian.
who is this one again
Sports / Re: Juventus Reportedly Offer Higuain To Chelsea For Morata by mrmohammed71(m): 9:55am On Jun 03, 2018
Lanre4uonly:
That will be a bad deal for Juventus if going by the current form of Morata.
YNWA!
u no sabi ball oo..nob juventus him spend his loan last two yearsu reason with ur anuse
Sports / Re: Juventus Reportedly Offer Higuain To Chelsea For Morata by mrmohammed71(m): 9:53am On Jun 03, 2018
porshnuel:
who noticed naija players just de jam head today




may buhari and all APC zombies jam head for transformer before 2019



like and share for a sound amen
amen and ur generation too
Sports / Re: Juventus Reportedly Offer Higuain To Chelsea For Morata by mrmohammed71(m): 9:49am On Jun 03, 2018
CLIQBOY:
They are mad!!
They should offer Dybala or Pjanic
u with me bro....wetin we wan use old man do??
Romance / Re: American Man Lands In Kano To Wed Hausa Bride Whom He Has Never Met. Photos by mrmohammed71(m): 9:32am On Jun 03, 2018
NwaChibuzor100:

They are the one of the few tribes in Nigeria that don't circumcise their girls along with the fulanis so their libido is always very high. They can go any length to search for the perfect di*k even if it means going international.
amugo nie
Politics / Re: I'm Afraid Opposition Has More Money - Buhari by mrmohammed71(m): 9:28am On Jun 03, 2018
clevvermind:
Buhari's hypocrisy is at its peak. Has he not looted enough money.
my brother sit and how BUHARI wins it again
Politics / Re: I'm Afraid Opposition Has More Money - Buhari by mrmohammed71(m): 9:26am On Jun 03, 2018
okosodo:
This man is a real fool
nawa ooo

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Religion / Re: Is It Right For Non-muslims To Accept Food Used In Breaking The Ramadan Fasting? by mrmohammed71(m): 9:23am On Jun 03, 2018
na u sabi
Romance / Re: 90 Days Of Nofap : How To Beat Porn And Masturbation Addiction by mrmohammed71(m): 6:45pm On Dec 28, 2017
ubunja:
I OPPOSE YOUR THREAD
let men masturbate. for these 5 reasons:
1.there would be less rapes.
everyone will get a release from somewhere for sexual tension.
2.men will avoid STIs.
the safest sex is the sex u can have by yourself.no risk of disease.no risk of unwanted pregnancy.
3.men will save money.
maintaining a GF takes a lot of money.that is why women NEED men to stop masturbation so they will access their wallets. when girls hear a guy uses porn they go EUWWW ,but ask any one of them for sex they will tell u u are crazy or nothing for free. ...so they dont wanna see u pleasure yourself and simultaneously they dont wanna pleasure u. the bottom line is women and those men who worship women dont want to see men enjoying their life. what is so painful to you about men giving themselves pleasure
4.porn makes u expect a lot from women.porn raises your standards about what u desire in a woman.
and women being lazy hate that.when i started with porn i liked black phat women with huge behinds and stretchmarks etc. 3 yrs down the line im masturbating to trim sexy latinas with flawless skin and fair complexion and pretty faces.and i started realizing that in the streets only the trim slender yellowbones were the ones that were begining to interest me. gone was that propaganda belief preached to men " Big Is Beautiful". now trim and slender is what i consider hot.so porn helped me upgrade my choice of women. and women hate that about porn.
5..you cant provide these men with a substitute for their porn
dont preach the gospel of Deleting Porn when u are not going to provide these men with GFs and wives. otherwise u will see an increase in rapes and an increase in STis as men visit oloshos.
stop with your zelous anti-porn movement.provide solutions that first address the reasons WHY MEN USE PORN TO BEGIN WITH.
these reasons are:
1.most of these guys are not hot and so find themselves disqualified from dating.some men go for months without sex coz girls dont find them attractive enough for sex.and such guys have even started dreaming of being raped by women just to get laid.
2.modern women are different from what most men grew up being told "proper women" must be.and some men are finding it hard to internalize and inderstand modern women behavours.social networks also add to the already confusing reality of dealing with women.to these men porn is a relief from that stress.

if u had the time to read this epistle of mine great,if u didnt bother its OK also.life goes on still.
there are always 2 sides to every story.
two side to every story hmmm
Romance / Re: When Is It Enough To Rape? by mrmohammed71(m): 6:36pm On Dec 28, 2017
uboma:
There is absolutely no justification to rape anyone.


if she is not well dressed, this is not an excuse...


if your wife denies you sex, this is no excuse to rape her....

not everyone will take that from u...am just trynna be a patriotic citizen if not I'll rape anything rapeable
Romance / Re: I Want To Learn How To Sex Well by mrmohammed71(m): 6:31pm On Dec 28, 2017
richythePH:
Oga go and learn how to speak and type correctly in english first afterwhich you can then come back to learn "how to sex well" undecided
taaaaaaaaa oga we de church abeg

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Romance / Re: I Want To Learn How To Sex Well by mrmohammed71(m): 6:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
Purebeerry:
Take tramadol or refnol, thank me later.
chaii u ehn
Romance / Re: My Experience At Silver Fox Strip Club Yesterday! by mrmohammed71(m): 6:27pm On Dec 28, 2017
ok
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Rocks NYSC Khaki In A Grand Style by mrmohammed71(m): 9:55am On Oct 20, 2017
this one na nonsense,nonsense
Crime / Re: Fake Soldier Arrested While Osinbajo Was Inspecting Mokwa-Jebba Bridge (pics) by mrmohammed71(m): 9:40am On Jul 17, 2017
capatainrambo:
this man resemble sojo for my eye o undecided

op are we suppose to just take ur word, that he's fake?
like say u know waitn I wan talk
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Pictured In Short Skirt After Fast Season by mrmohammed71(m): 9:33am On Jun 27, 2017
Galacious1:
Old ways after Ramadan is a sure thing. Bars sale are going to rise again.


A colleague of mine was keeping malice with me during Ramadan and it made me wonder what these pple really think fasting meant.
your colleague have choosing to keep malice with you but that is not part of,make research and to judge
Celebrities / Re: Victor Eze Is Dead (Nollywood Actor) by mrmohammed71(m): 9:10am On Jun 27, 2017
Greatzeus:
R.I.P
Im Not that a Nollywood fan,but knew him from Fuji house of commotion.
Death is a debt all men must pay.So instead of rebuking it daily,start preparing for it.
God bless the dead cry
hmm wise talk bro,I agree with you no one lives for ever
Crime / Re: Corper Who Was Robbed And Almost Raped Shares Her Experience On Twitter by mrmohammed71(m): 9:01am On Jun 27, 2017
NCANpatroller:
Which state?
Nysc should be scrapped but those who ve made a career out of nysc won't agree with me
it was destined to happen oga
Romance / Re: Ladies, What's The 'ideal Male Body' You Admire So Much? by mrmohammed71(m): 8:39am On Jun 27, 2017
angry
Nesso:
I am skinny fat smiley
Nesso:
I am skinny fat smiley
Nesso:
I am skinny fat smiley
which level sef
Phones / Re: Check Out The Price Of The New Nokia 3310 by mrmohammed71(m): 4:30pm On Jun 05, 2017
e de do Instagram and WhatsApp??if yes I go buy
Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Visits Abuja Market (Photos) by mrmohammed71(m): 10:50am On May 27, 2017
sai baba
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyinbo Man Jogging With His Torchlight In Abuja. Photos by mrmohammed71(m): 6:33pm On May 25, 2017
oyinbo nob wuman bin??abeg make we de jug go jare

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