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2. Kiss him passionately and with much passion
3. Give him romantic presents
4. Always say "I Love You" - those three words mean a
lot
5. Cuddle and give him big hugs
6. Try cuddling on the sofa and watching romance
movies together(really sweet!)
7. Always share your joy with him
8. Take pictures together and have fun!
9. Share your secrets with him
10. Always let him know you care
11. Give him a good massage if you are good at that
kind of thing!
12. If he is angry,you keep out of his way till he calms
down!
13. Always sing together with him
14. Run your finger through his hair just above his ear
to help him fall asleep Note : Not all guys like this!
SOME DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY LOVE BEING
PAMPERED!
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funny...just pretend they are and laugh!otherwise you
make him look stupid!and trust me,guys do not like
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17.Text and ring him up.it shows how much you care!
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John Alechenu , Abuja Ahead of the 2019 general elections, the caucus of the governing All Progressives Congress is considering a budget of N14 .82 bn for the year 2018. Out of this fund, the party is proposing to acquire a National Secretariat at the cost of N1.96 bn, while N1. 3bn is being proposed to be spent on conventions . This was contained in a memo titled “ Financial report for 2016, 2017 and presentation of 2018 budget to the National Caucus ” obtained by Saturday PUNCH , in Abuja, on Friday. The budget , which was prepared and presented to the APC National Caucus by the party ’s National Treasurer, Alhaji Bala Gwagwarwa , also proposed that the party should spend N400 m for election expenses and N500 m to procure vehicles. Other expenses include : Grants to states/ zones, N400 m ; membership registration, N25 m ; women / Youth activities , N2 m ; legal costs, N2m , and N2. 48bn was earmarked for reimbursement to states and zones. The party intends to finance this budget largely from the nomination fees, fundraising, levies on elected and appointed office holders and the sale of party membership cards . The memo , which was distributed to members of the party ’s caucus at the last meeting held on Monday , February 26 , 2018, was the 8th item on the agenda of the meeting. It read in part , “ Looking ahead of 2018 which is an election year budget , a lot of activities ranging from the organisation of congresses / primaries , conventions , sensitisation meetings and campaigns are expected . “ The budget must inevitably have to be robust , flexible and capable of being implemented . Baring this in mind , a budget of N14 .82 bn as shown in the Annexure 2 is being proposed . “ The main sources of income for the 2018 budget are nomination fees ( N5.86 bn) , fundraising ( N3.45 bn) , membership dues (N4. 2 bn) , sales of party cards (N1 .0 bn), and levies on Elected/ Appointed Office holders ( N 0 .304 bn) . On the expenditure side, the major items are : Acquisition of national secretariat ( N1. 96 bn) , conventions ( N1.3 bn), media /publicity ( N1bn) , election expenses ( N0. 4bn) , vehicles (N0 .05 bn), grants to states/zones ( N0. 4bn) , membership registration ( N0.2 bn), reimbursements to states and zones ( N2.48 bn) .” The memo further read “ In order to ensure funding stability and respectable budget implementation , membership contribution has been identified as crucial . “ Accordingly , a framework to deploy electronic payment system that assures convenience , transparency and ease of reconciliation of payment has been designed . “ This system allows the use of airtime to pay the monthly N100 membership dues by members while bigger payments can be transacted through banking channels customised for the party in all banks . “ This system has been substantially completed except for the negotiation of the revenue sharing formula between the party and the telecoms companies whose platform will be used in collecting the payment and regulatory impediments will soon be resolved, which will substantially support the party ’s on - going discussions on revenue sharing formula with the telecoms companies.” The treasurer further explained in the memo that because of the difficulty the party was facing with its planned engagement of telecoms firms to ease the collection of fees, it had engaged the services of “ System Spec (Remita)” as an alternative channel for collection of membership fees. He expressed the hope that this would be inaugurated soon. Given further explanations for the basis of his optimism , Gwagwarwa said: “ Based on the membership strength of about 10 million and 35 per cent success in collection of membership fees, we are confident that this system will provide sustainable funding for the party .” The memo also gave insights into the contentious issue of the alleged lack of openness in the income and expenditure of the party ’s resources . This was the subject of the acrimonious relationship between and among members of the party ’s National Working Committee before President Muhammadu Buhari empanelled the Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu committee to resolve the crisis within the party.

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As the search for the kidnapped Dapchi schoolgirls continues , a human rights activist, Aisha Wakil , has claimed that she was contacted by a Boko Haram faction that confirmed that it had the missing girls. Wakil , who is popularly called Mama Boko Haram , was a member of the Presidential Committee on Dialogue and Peaceful Resolution of Security Challenges in the North, which was set up during the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan . Wakil made the claim in a video interview with the News Agency of Nigeria that has gone viral on the social media , saying the terrorist group had made contact with her on Thursday . She is believed to have communication links with the leadership of the sect and also believed to have played some roles in negotiations between the Federal Government and Boko Haram insurgents that resulted in the release of persons kidnapped by the group in the past. Earlier in the week , Wakil had pleaded with the abductors of the schoolgirls to release them so that they could reunite with their families . But in the fresh video , Wakil said, “ They are even the ones that called me and said Mama, we heard what you have said and told me that they are with the girls and they are going to release them. “ I begged of them and said please let this not be another 1 ,000 -plus days of Chibok girls, and they laughed and said no . I asked them where I can come and stay with them ( girls) for two days, but they did not say anything. “ I can assure Nigerians that so far they are with my son , Habib, and his friends; Habib is a nice guy, he is a very nice boy . He will not harm them, he will not touch them , and he will not kill them. He is going to listen to us, and so far, he indicated interest that he loves peace. And I love them for that and believe what they said on this. “ They will definitely give us the girls. All I am begging Nigerians is to calm down , be prayerful, everything will be over in God grace ( sic) .” The Federal Government had on Tuesday released the names and other details of the 110 girls who had yet to be accounted for, following the recent attack on the Government Girls Science and Technical College , Dapchi , Yobe State, on February 19 . The missing girls are believed to have been kidnapped by the group . In April 2014, 276 girls were similarly abducted in a school in Chibok , Borno State . Search for missing girls extended to neighbouring countries -FG Meanwhile , the ongoing search for the missing girls has been extended to the neighbouring countries , the Federal Government has said. In a statement issued in Abuja on Friday, the Minister of Information and Culture , Alhaji Lai Mohammed , said top military and security officials on Thursday travelled to the North- East to add more urgency to the search , which has now been extended beyond the North- East. The officials include the nation ’s top military officer and Chief of Defence Staff, Gen . Abayomi Olonisakin; Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Ibok - Ete Ekwe Ibas; Chief of Army Staff; Lt . -Gen . Tukur Buratai , and the Director -General of the Department of State Services , Alhaji Lawal Daura. Mohammed said these officials joined the Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar , who had earlier relocated to the North- East, as well as the National Security Adviser, Maj .- Gen . Babagana Monguno (retd. ), who had also visited the theatre. The panel set up by the Federal Government to unravel the circumstances surrounding the abduction of the girls was inaugurated on Thursday by the NSA . Our strategies leak to B ’Haram , says DHQ The Defence Headquarters , Abuja, said on Friday that the military henceforth would not disclose its strategies on the missing Dapchi schoolgirls to the media as such information got to the Boko Haram insurgents and gave them room to re- strategise. The Acting Director of Defence Information, Brig . –Gen . John Agim, who disclosed this in a statement on Friday, said the Chief of Defence Staff, Gen . Abayomi Olonisakin, and Service Chiefs as well as the Director -General , Department of State Services , met in Maiduguri , Borno State , and reviewed the ongoing operation to rescue the Dapchi schoolgirls . Agim said one of the recommendations after the meeting was that the military , henceforth, would discuss only its successes in the rescue operation, rather than its strategies . The DDI said, “ During the meeting, the pattern of information management in all the military operations was reviewed . It was sadly observed that the military operation strategies have always been in the media , thereby giving the terrorists an opportunity to re -strategise. It was recommended that , henceforth , the military will be communicating the successes rather than strategies. “ It is also very important to be mindful of speculations that could jeopardise the ongoing efforts as well as put the lives of the schoolgirls at risk . For instance , the speculation that fishermen and farmers have been employed by the military to search for the abducted girls is misleading . Even though the military is soliciting useful information to facilitate its operations, the fishermen and farmers have not been singled out for this assistance .” JNI directs Imams to hold special prayers in mosques Muslim clerics from across the country have , however, called for special prayers for the missing girls. For instance, the Sultan of Sokoto , Alhaji Sa ’ad Abubakar lll - led Jama’atu Nasril Islam has directed all Muslim preachers ( Imams ) to offer special prayers for the quick and safe rescue of the schoolgirls. The Secretary - General of the JNI, Khalid Aliyu , told one of our correspondents in Kaduna that the body had directed all Imams to offer special prayers for the rescue of the girls. Aliyu said the special prayers were necessary to seek divine intervention so that the case of the Dapchi girls does not end up like that of the Chibok schoolgirls . He said, “ Fervent observance of Adhkar ( remembrance of Allah) should also be ventured into by all Muslims , as it is a vital tool for easing fears, tension and uncertainties such as the myriad security challenges bedevilling Nigeria . “ Similarly, supplications in Sujood ( prostrating position ) in all circumstances are also paramount . “ We implore all Muslims particularly Imams to continue Qunootun Nawazil (special prayers at calamitous periods in the last Rak’at of each obligatory prayer and non- obligatory prayers ) seeking Allah ’s intervention .” Muslims in Yobe , Taraba, Nasarawa, Adamawa pray for girls ’ rescue Similarly, Muslims in Yobe , Nasarawa , Adamawa and Taraba states on Friday offered prayers for the quick rescue of the abducted schoolgirls. In Yobe State , the Special Adviser to Governor Ibrahim Gaidam on Religious Affairs , Ustaz Babagana Mallakyari , told Saturday PUNCH that they were dedicating the day ’s prayers to the quick recovery of the girls. Mallakyari , who is also the Chief Imam of Mokas Mosque, Damaturu, said, “ There is nothing more than prayers for now as far as this issue is concerned and that is why since last week, we have dedicated special prayers for the release of the girls. “ The federal and state governments are doing their best in terms of deployment of security for the search of the girls, but they need our prayers . I want to call on all to join in praying for the release of the girls.” Also, the Fika Emirate Council in Yobe State on Friday directed all Imams, worshippers and mosques to commence rigorous prayers for the safe return of the girls. In a statement issued in Potiskum and signed by the Assistant Secretary , Fika Emirate Council , Potiskum, Alhaji Ali Gimba Gonki , the Emirate said the prayers would commence immediately after Juma’at prayers at Fika Emirate Central Mosque in Potiskum. The statement “ urged all Muslims in the state to pray for the safe return of the girls.” In Taraba State, the Muslim Council had directed all Muslims in the state to pray for a safe and timely rescue of the schoolgirls . The Secretary -General of the council, Alhaji Chindo Mohammed , disclosed this on Friday in a telephone interview with one of our correspondents . “ What we normally do in situations like this is to direct adherents of Islam in the state to pray. “ This is not the first time we are doing this, we have been doing that and in the case of Dapchi , we have also directed our members to pray . “ I want to confirm to you that prayers for the quick rescue of the abducted Dapchi schoolgirls have been going on in the state in the past days,” he said. The Chief Imam , Issa Elele Central Mosque , Ilorin , Kwara State , Abubakar Aliyu- Kamal , also said that prayers were held during Friday’s Jumat for the release of the pupils. He said, “ Why should we not protect our youths today ? If we do not protect our youths , we are creating a problem for the future of Nigeria . “ The Nigerian government should deploy more security operatives in that place so as to enhance the security of lives and property as well as achieve peace . Without peace , the nation cannot grow. “ We will pray for Allah ’s intervention so that the abducted girls would be released and that they would return safely and peacefully . We will also pray for Yobe State so that peace and harmony will return in the place. We will also pray for Nigeria .” The Deputy Chief Imam , Bekaji Central Mosque, Mohammed Lawal, also said prayers would be offered by Muslims in Adamawa State for the release of the girls, adding that religious leaders were duty bound to “ pray for the success of everyone and peace in the society .” “ We are praying for the rescue of the Dapchi schoolgirls , the President , governors, and the remaining abducted Chibok girls,” he said. In the same vein , the Modibbo Haruna Buhari Charity Organisation in Nasarawa State called for fervent special prayers by Nigerians for God ’s intervention to end security challenges in the country. Chairman , Board of Trustees of the organisation , Mr . Modibo Suleiman -Masaka , said, “ My appeal is to the religious leaders and other Nigerians to offer special prayers for God ’s intervention for an end to kidnapping, terrorism, frequent farmers/ herdsmen clashes , among other security challenges in the country. ” The Chief Imam of North Bank in Makurdi , Benue State , Idris Musa, said, “ Today, we pray for the release of the schoolgirls in Yobe and also the Chibok girls yet to be released.” Also speaking , the Executive Chairman , Benue State Muslim Pilgrims Welfare Board, Sheik Ibrahim , said “ We believe God and with prayers , everything is possible ,” he said. Dapchi girls have exposed dark sides of Buhari ’s govt – CAN However, the Christian Association of Nigeria has described the abduction of the schoolgirls as disgraceful , saying it “ has exposed the dark sides of the government of President Muhammadu Buhari .” It, therefore , urged the Federal Government to solicit for international support in the fight against terrorism . The organisation also called on the Federal Government to “ interrogate the entire security apparatus in Nigeria with intent to detect moles and possible collaborators among the officers.” The Christian body, in a statement issued by Adebayo Oladeji , Special Assistant ( Media and Communication) to its President , Dr. Samson Ayokunle , said the Dapchi incident had put Nigerians in a state of mourning about the unsecured future of schoolchildren, most especially the females , given the failure of the government to ensure the rescue of all the Chibok girls. CAN said, “ Our hearts go out to the parents of the abducted innocent schoolgirls as we pray for their safe return and reunion with their families. We call on all security agencies to intensify efforts in securing the release of the abducted girls in the national interest. For us, enough is enough as we demand an immediate end to the kidnapping of innocent girls and mindless killings being recorded across the country.”

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The Arewa Consultative Forum has rejected the proposal for the creation of state police, saying the privilege will be abused.

The ACF’s position has, however, drawn heated reactions from organisations, including Middle Belt groups, pan-Yoruba socio-cultural group, Afenifere; and Civil Liberties Organisation.


The All Progressives Congress’ restructuring committee, led by the Kaduna State Governor, Nasir el-Rufai, had recommended state police, among other suggestions.

Also the Nigeria Governors’ Forum last week supported Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo, who called for the creation of state police at a security summit organised by the Senate.

But the ACF, faulting the call for state police, noted that the creation of state police would lead to chaos.


The ACF’s Secretary General, Mr. Anthony Sani, in an interview with one of our correspondents in Kaduna, said if created, the various state governors would abuse state police the way the state electoral commissions were being abused.

According to the ACF, governors will use state police to torment the opposition.

“Given the experiences where state governments use the state electoral commissions to kill democracy at the local government level – where no opposition party wins a seat in the local government council – there is the high possibility of state governments abusing state police with dire consequences, especially in states with many ethnic groups and religions,” the ACF’s secretary said.

The ACF, he added, was opposed to state police because it believed that the problems of the police were lack of training and lack of equipment, as well as insufficient personnel.

He also said given the paucity of resources, it would not be a good judgment to saddle states with additional responsibilities of state police.

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He said the northern body believed that the problems that led to the calls for state police could not be solved by the multiplication of security agencies.

Sani said that the northern group was of the view that the Nigeria Police Force would perform better if given adequate training, equipment and manpower.

The ACF secretary said, “We prefer that police personnel be properly trained and adequately equipped, while their number should be increased rather that the introduction of state police.”

However, the Middle Belt Youth Council President, Emma Zopmal, faulted the ACF position, saying the position of the northern group was borne out of fear.

He said, “They are not experts in security and defence. State policing is the only way of guaranteeing safety of lives and property of citizens. Regional police effectively worked in the First Republic; there’s no doubt that it will work at the state level today.

“With the incessant infiltration of Nigeria’s territorial space by Fulani herdsmen, the federal police can no longer protect some states and citizens from the marauding killer herdsmen. We are aware that Nigerian government says that the Fulani herdsmen are foreigners.

“I do not believe that state governors will abuse state police. Even if they do so, they would have copied it from the present Federal Government, which also abuses police power.”

According to him, with laws governing state police system, there will be no abuse.

“Strong institutions will also ensure that the state police system is not abused.

“Our restructuring demands in the Middle Belt are state creation, creation of Middle Belt Region with its autonomy, state or regional police and solid mineral resource control.

“Functional laws in the state will prevent any abuse of state police.’’

Also, The President of the National Council of Tiv Youths, Chief John Akperashi, rejected ACF’s position and supported the creation of state police.

He said, “The truth basically is that state police remain the best to ensure an effective check of external aggression.”

According to him, the recent attacks by herdsmen had made the call for state police necessary.

He said, “Governors, although proclaimed chief security officers of their states, still appear helpless in the deployment of the security agencies, especially the police.”

He said the problem had strengthened the need for state police.

Akperashi said, “Certainly if the police are in the control of the governors at the affected states, this destruction and unfortunate killings wouldn’t have gone up to alarming proportions.”

“The governor of Zamfara just came out to decry the inefficiency of the security formations in his state which he alleged failed him as he did everything humanly possible in mitigating that carnage.

“The governor of Benue State also stated the complicity roles of the security in his state and particularly the ineffectiveness of the police. If Ortom had had the police under his direct command, he would have achieved much more and saved more lives against what was witnessed in Benue.”

On its part, Afenifere dismissed as baseless the fear by the ACF that governors would abuse state police.

The group argued that the ACF’s anxiety was not strong enough to stop the establishment of state police, noting that necessary institutions to check abuse by the governors would simply be put in place.

Afenifere National Publicity Secretary, Yinka Odumakin, in an interview with The PUNCH, said, “The handling of the killings by herdsmen across the country has shown that the Federal Government is misusing the Nigeria Police Force.”

Executive Director, Civil Liberties Organization, Steve Aluko, said efficient mechanism for checks and balances to guide against abuses could be put in place instead of the ACF’s rejection.

He stated, “There is the need for supervisory channels to curb the excesses of the governors.”

According to him, the state police will enhance intelligence gathering needed for preventive actions rather than over centralised structures that delay, leading to wastage of lives and property.

“The justification for the state police is the success story of the joint civilian and military operations in countering insurgency and extreme radicalism in the North-East. State police system is an idea whose time has come to tame the increasing criminality of the new age,” he added

The President, Conference of Ethnic Nationalities of Niger Delta, Prof. Kimse Okoko, dismissed the position of the ACF, adding that a new constitution would not allow state governors to go beyond their powers in controlling state police.

He said, “State police is part of the total restructuring that Nigerians demand; it (state police) has to be part of the production of a new constitution. This is because state police is related to the security issues being talked about in the country today.’’

www.punchng.com/mbelt-groups-afenifere-others-kick-as-acf-rejects-state-police/

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