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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Websites by mufu: 3:52pm On Feb 04, 2008
To contact a great web designer for the Nigerian artists, i think you should check out this multi talented nigerian lady called Bunmi , here is her website www.jolliitsolutions.co.uk get in touch with her, she designs for the stars in Europe. Genevive should get in touch as she is a great web designer to boot. Not only is she a web designer, she is also a talented writer. Bunmi is a fabulous and beautiful, you think nnaji is beautiful, go check out bunmi's picture here at www.myspace.com/bunmidarling  or www.myspace.com/poetrydarl amazing girl. love her. She is a true talent.  grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Cooking Time by mufu: 9:37am On Nov 06, 2007
I dey suf, you wan chop me?
Jokes Etc / Re: Cooking Time by mufu: 5:03pm On Nov 05, 2007
ni e! shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Cooking Time by mufu: 4:44pm On Nov 05, 2007
yes na, i dey wek for iya basirat buka express in idi oro before.
Jokes Etc / Re: Cooking Time by mufu: 4:25pm On Nov 05, 2007
make na take am easy na. Ebi npa mi oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Iya Risikatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, mi fe je ba! shocked
Religion / Online Nigerians by mufu: 9:08pm On Oct 09, 2007
Hello my friend, my Nigerian friend, you are probably thinking, gosh, another group; don't be disheartened, this is not an ordinary group. First of all, let me welcome you to join ONLINENIGERIANS YAHOOGROUPS, this group, was created because of the negativities which surrounds us as Nigerians in the world.

We, Nigerians, are caring people, we love growth, however, we have realised that when a Nigerian is in the Diaspora, we seem to forget everything that makes us great as Nigerians, we fail to support one another, we do not really have a tangible governance, this is where this group comes in, OnlineNigerian group, is a group to empower Nigerians and Africans financially and politically ETC. We are here to promote each individual to great heights, and enlighten one another in our forgotten cultures. We are not promising heaven and earth, but we do promise to make the earth move for you and yours.

The rest is really up to you, share your ideas, and let’s make money together. Share your political ambitions, with our support; we aim to make EVERY individual’s dreams come true. Come along for the ride; think about it, what do you have to lose by joining? Nothing, the things you are likely to gain from this Forum, will set you up in future for success.
Click here and subscribe http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnlineNigerians/
Jokes Etc / Online Nigerians by mufu: 9:05pm On Oct 09, 2007
Hello my friend, my Nigerian friend, you are probably thinking, gosh, another group; don't be disheartened, this is not an ordinary group. First of all, let me welcome you to join ONLINENIGERIANS YAHOOGROUPS, this group, was created because of the negativities which surrounds us as Nigerians in the world.

We, Nigerians, are caring people, we love growth, however, we have realised that when a Nigerian is in the Diaspora, we seem to forget everything that makes us great as Nigerians, we fail to support one another, we do not really have a tangible governance, this is where this group comes in, OnlineNigerian group, is a group to empower Nigerians and Africans financially and politically ETC. We are here to promote each individual to great heights, and enlighten one another in our forgotten cultures. We are not promising heaven and earth, but we do promise to make the earth move for you and yours.

The rest is really up to you, share your ideas, and let’s make money together. Share your political ambitions, with our support; we aim to make EVERY individual’s dreams come true. Come along for the ride; think about it, what do you have to lose by joining? Nothing, the things you are likely to gain from this Forum, will set you up in future for success.
Click here and subscribe http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnlineNigerians/
Jokes Etc / Cooking Time by mufu: 7:02pm On Jul 27, 2007
I went to the Market yesterday, I bought Ponmo, Panla, Okete, Palm oil, but I don''t know what to cook? Any suggestions? sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Me by mufu: 5:58pm On Jul 10, 2007
hahahhahahahhahaha  grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Let Me by mufu: 6:15pm On Jul 09, 2007
Let me hear you say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jokes Etc / Babangida Declaring! by mufu: 2:28pm On Jul 07, 2007
Jokes Etc / Re: Yar'adua Declares Assets by mufu: 11:35am On Jul 07, 2007
Aisha na one is stiriotiping Northerners, we all have accents, dis is to make shua that Yaradau work good. ya see! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Yar'adua Declares Assets by mufu: 8:09pm On Jul 02, 2007
yeah
Politics / Fix D Fix by mufu: 5:36am On Jul 01, 2007
Jokes Etc / Yar'adua Declares Assets by mufu: 4:57am On Jul 01, 2007
[size=14pt]Author Unknown
Hello Nijarians & Nagode to my brothers and sisters,
I heard you all enjoyed my sworn in seremony Sfich. As you all know, EFCC is behind our arses, I had to declare my wealth, walahi talahi, I don’t own zat much, since I have been in Politics, I have only managed to embezzle, just over one billion naira, compare to Obasanjo, my mentor’s wealth, I am still a poor man. I am not promising  my wealth will not increase in another six months time, another extra One billion Naira is not bad for a six month work, think about it. Look at my citizens; its hard work, trying to rule humans with the talents of jungle mentalities, so ekuse me while I pay myself another one billion naira in six months time for over stressing myself.

Ze money is in my account right now; I thought I would forward it, zince I am still going to be ruling Monkeys for the next four years. I zill have to travel every two weeks to Germany, to cure my stress. That’s why you will find Nigerian Presidents do not get wrinkles or age before they leave office, unlike our Western friends such as Tony Blair and Bush, take a look at Blair, he has turned to an old man, all becarse he has been akused of putting his own people in danger by fighting a war which does not concern the British. Then you have the honours-for-cash  scandals in Britain; Tony was caught accepting bribe from Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, zis little corruption cost Tony Blair to resign. In my country, we just over look such attitudes, unless you are poor, for a poor man, zey get the Sharia treatment.

I beg of you not to be hard on me, I have to send the First lady out to Tommy Hilfilger for special Haute Couture for the first lady, I promise we wont use the whole budget of the Fedural Repablic of  Nijaria for the First lady’s wardrobe. Now I am the president, I can jet around the world as I like, insha Allahu. Let me tell you a secret, I really do not know how to rule a country, but I prayed to Allah this morning and Allah told me to visit ze emirs and imams, they have Kola Nuts which will point me to the North, West, South and East of Nijaria, the Kola Nuts will direct me every morning on how to rule Nijaria.  One Nigeria, One Sharia, One Yar’Adua.
President Yar’Adua.[/size]

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