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Romance / Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by Mula(f): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
This is me doing my pony walk and shaking my booty walking down V.I and this guy stops me Don: Girl where do u drop from? Mula: heaven, like neverrr Don: so what is a girl like u doing in street of Lagos Mula: why the questions ( rolling my eyes) Don: would you like to get into the car? the sun is burning like hell Mula: Get into the car? do i look like ashawoo to you? Don: No sweetheart, mmmm Mula: Mmm what? Speak up boy, I'm about to bust your lips Don: mmm, I mean u have such delicate skin and i don't want the sun to burn you Mula: so you can tell by looking at me Don : yes sweetheart. by the way I didn't ask your name, my is Don and what is yours Mula: mine is Mula Don : so wot do u do for fun? Mula: wot do u have in mind? Don: maybe take u out and go Clubbing Mula: Sorry no clubbing for me, I'm jetting off to London tomorrow morning Don: Can i have your number ? Mula : Sure! have you got a pen Don: Yes Mula: my number is 555- like do not call me ever. (and I walked off) Don : look at this girl ooo, stupid Mula: Go and bathe before you chat a girl up, broke ass nigga |
Romance / Re: Your Man Or Woman In Bed With Another Person by Mula(f): 5:57pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
Since I'm a free spirit I will ask him to do me too Then I will take his spunk and donate it to the spunk bank making sure I leave his address and account details in case he becomes a father. |
Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: by Mula(f): 3:22pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
like never next, when was the last time u played with a Love Machine? |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 3:13pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
@Crazykid Are u picking on me? |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 1:40pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
@Acidrop Are U describing yourself? Why don't u shut up yourself, you retard IF YOU'RE HERE, WHO IS RUNNING HELL? |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 8:10am On Sep 28, 2006 |
Thank goodness, I'm 5"10 tall Dwarfs like you don't scare me if a guy likes me and I like him too, so why da hating thank God, I'm not shackled by the moral decency you Guys preach and yet u will prefer to hump your Grandma's Goat If I choose to spread my limbs across continents, it's my hole people are looking at and not yours so go suck an egg |
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Up With Being "friends" I Hate That by Mula(f): 6:33am On Sep 28, 2006 |
@Uju4eva Please give me a break how did they know you're pretty, if you didn't put your pics up somewhere and how did they get hold of your email address if u weren't advertising it I get asked out all the time and I'm not complaining even some Girls accuse me of trying to take their men, when their Men are doing the chasing I don't pretend that I'm a good Girl like most girls do |
Romance / Re: Blows by Mula(f): 9:07pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
too bad you're in Warri and I'm in London I would've shown u what a chick like can do with her Mouth |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Suga Mommy by Mula(f): 8:56pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
are u a broke ass bruther? looking for a quick money Are girls your age not satisfying u Or is your mama not spanking you hard enough |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 7:57pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
@Kokoletz Yes father preacher I don't care what the f*ck you think, so back off me |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 6:54pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
@ Nico you're too young to ask me that, well come back when you're 16 |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 5:41pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
why not? you better send me a picture of your Manhood for my Evaluation |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 5:25pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
@snowbob why should I be scared The bigger the better,I get down like that I don't pretend to be a good Girl and pretend that I'm a Virgin If I'm not feeling you, I'll play with your best friend |
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by Mula(f): 5:12pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
If a man is that crazy to buy me gifts, He better buy me a good Love Machine cause I won't be feeling you if u don't. |
Fashion / Re: At What Age Can A Girl Start Using Make-up? by Mula(f): 5:03pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
Yes, in Nollywood movies pepper sellers wear make-ups |
Celebrities / Re: What Does A Guy Want As A Present by Mula(f): 4:42pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
Sex , sex and more sex And that's what I'll keep giving any man I'm dating as a Present |
Religion / Re: Is Kissing Seen As Fornication In The Sight Of God by Mula(f): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
I kiss all the time A Girl like me is no slave to any Religious Believes My motto is "Poor is the Girl, whose enjoyment depends on the permission of the other" |
Fashion / Re: At What Age Can A Girl Start Using Make-up? by Mula(f): 3:35pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
@slashcuff You will say that cause you're man and yet u will be chasing girls that looks fine why don't you date pepper sellers, if you're that serious. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Would Like To Know Why White Ladies Love Black Men! by Mula(f): 3:20pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
well, I'm no white Girl but I'm mixed, So i should know a thing or two. white guys are more adventurous in bed while the black guys give the whole nine yards |
Fashion / Re: Are Striped Button Up Shirts Going Out Of Fashion? by Mula(f): 3:13pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
well, I don't want my guy looking like coffin-bearer I want my man to show his fit body. and no hairy chest please, I don't want ppl thinking there are Houseflies stuck to his chest. Then again if guy is shaped like S, well agbada is the only solution. |
Politics / Re: Controversial Zambian Archbishop Milingo Kicked Out Of Catholic Church by Mula(f): 3:04pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
I know those priests beats off and they have the audacity to tell me to be celebrate. the damn cheek |
Family / Re: Is It Proper To Fight Or Argue In The Present Of The Kids? by Mula(f): 2:58pm On Sep 27, 2006 |
if my parents choose to argue in front of me. well that's their biz anyways, it doesn't matter now since I divorced them |
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