A man and his wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of
the child.
The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I
brought the child into the world with pain an
labor, Child should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says:
What do you have to say in your defense?
The man sat for a while contemplating then
slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending
machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi
is it? the machine’s or mine?

federal government promise 2 give every student in 9ja Peugeot 607

I wiil park all d money and take it 2 d nearest branch

smartg :
As a good citizen of your own country. If you re passing by an ATM machine and you sighted MONEY rushing out of it and no body was there, what will you do?.
(a). Go and report to the nearest police station
(b). Call the security men nd show them d money.
(c). Gather the money, put dem in ur bag nd find ur way.
(d). Ignore d money nd leave the place immediately, since d money is not ur own.

I wiil park all d money and take it 2 d nearest branch