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Politics / Re: Soyinka: LP Leadership Knew Obi Lost 2023 Polls — But They Want To Force Lies On by N2B2: 9:46pm On Sep 13, 2023
TemplarLandry:
grin

The trolls have already gathered.

Soyinka accused the LP of taking over the organised labour movement in the build-up to the 2023 election.

“I can say categorically that Peter Obi’s party came third not even second and the leadership knew it but they want to do what we call in Yoruba ‘gbajue’, that is force of lies.”

I hope this man is getting paid for his incoherent utterances, else one could only conclude he's lost his mind.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. House Opens Impeachment Probe Against Biden For Alleged Bribery by N2B2: 12:59pm On Sep 13, 2023
YoungLionken:
You know, Americans made the same mistake Nigerians made on Buhari, on Biden..

Biden knows nothing but cluelessness. I know some of them already, are missing D. Trump.

He "knows nothing but cluelessness," yet he's the president of the most powerful country in the world. While you, who knows everything, is a professional Nairaland commentator.

YoungLionken:
I have always suspected him to be corrupt. There's a reason why he's sponsoring Zelensky and Ukraine, (even though they're victims of the vicious massacre of ever ready Putin) against Russia (it's far beyond the war). CNN would have done a good job on that but, Biden is their guy so lips sealed..

141 countries voted to condemn Russia's invasion of Ukraine, including Nigeria, per Aljazeera. At least 41 countries have given Ukraine financial or military support, including Germany, Latvia, Denmark, etc., per the Kiel Institute. What do you even know?

YoungLionken:
He's brought nothing reasonable but chaos upon the world; homos and feminists have never been bold and active as they are now. Wars and imbalance everywhere..

God bless 🇷🇺, God bless 🇳🇬...

And yet you are here, cheering on a fantastically corrupt ruling party that assumes and retains power by voice, discarding the people's will. Go to bed.

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Politics / Re: What Next For Obidient Mob ,? by N2B2: 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2023
Ozommadu:
Ebola really recruited jobless touts on nairaland


Imagine the first 6 comments

Don't mind them.

Suffering is not a respecter of tribe or political affiliations. It'll touch everyone, including the ruling party trolls and their families.

If a NLer begs you for help in the next 4 years, remember to first check their post history. They must enjoy the fruits of their votes.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Rejects Tribunal Judgement, To Consult On Next Line Of Action by N2B2: 6:22pm On Sep 06, 2023
No need. Just drop it.

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Politics / Re: Issued Determined So Far By The Tribunal by N2B2: 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2023
Don't pay the ruling party trolls any mind. Go about your day, and rest easy.

Suffering is not a respecter of tribe or political affiliations. It'll touch everyone, including the ruling party trolls and their families.

If a NLer begs you for help in the next 4 years, remember to first check their post history. They must enjoy the fruits of their votes.

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Politics / Re: Mr. Obi Did Not Specify How He Won A Majority Of The Lawful Votes: Reno by N2B2: 2:50pm On Sep 06, 2023
yarimo:
Obi knew he doesn't have any meaningful case in court, he is just fooling and catching cruise with his illiterate Obidients

Do you do anything other than troll for pay on this platform?

The person you're quoting is rich
The person you're insulting is rich
The person you're supporting is rich

The only poor fellow in the room is you. What a pitiful existence.

Politics / Re: Mr. Obi Did Not Specify How He Won A Majority Of The Lawful Votes: Reno by N2B2: 2:45pm On Sep 06, 2023
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Politics / Re: Presidential Election Tribunal Judgment Won't Favour Peter Obi – Primate Ayodele by N2B2: 10:09pm On Sep 05, 2023
False prophet playing both sides to advertise his market. Tomorrow, he will say his prophecy came true.

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 3:16am On Aug 25, 2023
Kenny242:


https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01c168291ccb84fa25

Updated.

Your current profile pitch is a vast improvement over the former one. Maybe too vast.

Ensure you can walk the talk, or your job success score — & subsequent chances of scoring good jobs on the platform — will suffer.

silvyblaze:
Hello house,

Please I need your help
I opened my Upwork account last year, I've been on and off though. I've not gotten any job offer despite sending proposals. My niche is Data Analysis.
Recently my profile is set to private by Upwork and I'll have to get an offer first before I can reset it to public or so
What do I do now?
Where am I going wrong?

Below is a link to my profile
https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01b33a4a11b137bfc3

No, you don't have to earn to change your profile visibility to public.

Go here to ask Upwork to change it for you: https://support.upwork.com/hc/en-us/articles/115003975967?request=t_private_profile

Actively submit applications to remain public.

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Politics / Re: CBN Counters JP Morgan, Says Estimate Of Nigeria’s Net FX Reserves ‘misleading’ by N2B2: 6:08pm On Aug 24, 2023
ijustdey:


“I can have $20 million in my account and I am owing someone maybe $13 million that is supposed to be paid in 2027; you can’t come in 2023 and say if I remove that $13 million, your money is $7 million or you are having $7 million.

“Now, I am not having $7 million, I am having $20 million. Because before I took a facility of $13 million, I know in the next three years, I will get $17 million so I can pay you back.

https://www.thecable.ng/cbn-counters-jp-morgan-says-estimate-of-nigerias-net-fx-reserves-misleading/amp

No, sir. You have $7 million, not $13 million. The $13 million is an accrued liability, not an asset. An honest person will move the $13 million to the right side of their balance sheet because it's a liability. Only criminals will claim it as part of their assets.

You either know nothing about accounting or intend to mislead the uneducated who put you in power. Fortunately, JPM is an international conglomerate that won't partake in your propaganda.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 14th August 2023 by N2B2: 8:29pm On Aug 14, 2023
How does this team hope to win this match? Even if they sign Messi, they will continue to play this rubbish.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 14th August 2023 by N2B2: 8:22pm On Aug 14, 2023
Same old United. No creativity or seriousness up front.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by N2B2: 5:21pm On Aug 13, 2023
ppogba:


You mean the same Man. Utd that walloped chelsea left right and center last season.?

You better face wetin dey your front.

Una don score now, na so una mouth go dey fry dodo,.fry akara.

I'm a Man Utd fan, but this Chelsea side is clearly different from last season's. I know it's only been the 1st half of their 1st game, but they're playing proper football.

Liverpool only knows how to play Man Utd. That's established.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by N2B2: 5:09pm On Aug 13, 2023
Liverpool thought they were playing Man Utd lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by N2B2: 5:07pm On Aug 13, 2023
1 - 1 Game on!
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 10:41am On Aug 11, 2023
glimpse:
Please I am into data entry. I can also work well in email and chat support. Please can someone help me fix my portfolio on Upwork to get my first gig.

I am really begging. I am a teacher and the salary is too small. I need this side hustle.

Thank you

Post the link to your Upwork profile.
Foreign Affairs / US Indicts Its Former President, Donald Trump, For Bid To Overturn 2020 Election by N2B2: 11:50pm On Aug 01, 2023
Federal prosecutors have charged Donald Trump with conspiring to seize a second term after losing the 2020 election, alleging a sweeping campaign of deceit and abuses that threatened the foundations of American democracy.

In a 45-page indictment unveiled Tuesday, special counsel Jack Smith charged Trump with four felony counts, including conspiracy to defraud the United States and conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding.

“Despite having lost, the Defendant was determined to remain in power,” the indictment said. “So for more than two months following election day on November 3, 2020, the Defendant spread lies that there had been outcome-determinative fraud in the election and that he had actually won. These claims were false, and the Defendant knew that they were false.”

The indictment identified six individuals as co-conspirators in Trump’s effort to overturn the election, but none of those people were charged Tuesday. Though the alleged co-conspirators were not named, the descriptions correspond to a cabal of Trump lawyers who embraced increasingly fringe strategies as Trump’s bid to remain in power faltered. They include Rudy Giuliani, John Eastman and Kenneth Chesebro.

The indictment puts Trump at the apex of a wide-ranging scheme that included amplifying “knowingly false” claims about election fraud, pressuring state legislators to falsely assert that the election outcome was in doubt, assembling false slates of presidential electors to force a conflict and pressuring then-Vice President Mike Pence to attempt to subvert the election unilaterally on Jan. 6, 2021.

45-page charging document: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149.1.0_1.pdf

Source: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/01/trump-indicted-again-00109286

Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 12:04pm On Aug 01, 2023
chieni:
Good day everyone. please what do I select as tax classification when filling the form on Upwork?

Individual?

Yes

DemiVal:
Good day everyone.
I have an issue with my Upwork and I'm looking for insight.

I had a relatively steady job flow on Upwork when I started last year, but I ran into a client who messed up my JSS.

It crashed to 56 (from 95) after she ended the contract. When I reached out to her, she contacted Upwork, and made some effort to correct it, but it only got up to 65.

Right now, it's at 71 and I have not gotten any response from the proposals I've sent out in the last few months.

I need help with this. Please, what can I do to rectify this situation?

Write better proposals and boost them when you can afford to.

Don't ever contact clients to discuss their feedback after the contract ends. Upwork considers it "Feedback Building," which is a violation of its terms of service. If the client reports you, instant ban.

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 9:17am On Jul 28, 2023
Kenny242:
Hello
I see you are a writer, please can you guide me on his to optimize my profile as I am looking for my first gig on this role.
Thanks

Post the link to your profile so others can prefer feedback.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Has Lost Control Of The Economy Very Early by N2B2: 10:55am On Jul 22, 2023
TheBillyonaire:


You are talking nonsense. Tinubu simply stopped the corrupt subsidies and exposed the true state of your Ethno-Religious Political Economy. No one guarantees a lazy man food.

If you find yourself being poorer then you were not prepared for life. Cost of living will continue rising and the infrastructures will improve, and those who can not survive will finally have opportunity to go to Paradise you love so much. I will advise that you get a skill or money making system.

It takes at least 12 years to effect systemic change for fully focused systems. In the case of Nigeria, you need magic not miracle.

You are a sick, twisted, and demented individual. Among the many pro-Tinubu trolls I've seen on Nairaland, you are the absolute worst. Mods, take note of this thing.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Never Challenged Forfeiture Order - Peter Obi Tells Tribunal by N2B2: 10:47am On Jul 22, 2023
seunmsg:
Is there any sense in challenging an order from a civil case?

So, if VIO or FRSC fines me N5k today for traffic offense, is there any sense in wasting time challenging the order?

Since it’s a forfeiture resulting from a civil case, what’s the point fighting it? Tinubu was already a Senator when the forfeiture order was made against his account. So, it makes more sense to simply allow the civil forfeiture order stand than to keep wasting money on appeal. Same way we all pay VIO and FRSC fine for traffic offense without appeal.

Tah! ₦5,000 is not $450,000. A simple traffic offense fine is not a forfeiture of drug proceeds. Try it in the West, and you'll be jailed for decades. Imagine trying to defend the indefensible.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 1:00am On Jul 22, 2023
ebuka1997:
This week has been a grind, trying to hit $2K for the month as Tinubu done almost make dollar reach 1000

That's the way to go. Keep it up!

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Politics / Re: If A Repeat Presidential Election Is Conducted Now, Who Will You Vote? by N2B2: 12:34am On Jul 20, 2023
Nvestor02:
Tinubu

I will make sure that all my family members vote him.

I didn't vote him the last election and I'm currently regretting it.

Incompetent liar. Your previous comments, which everyone can see, say otherwise.

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Politics / Re: Peter Gregory Obi Celebrates 62nd Birthday by N2B2: 5:31am On Jul 19, 2023
yarimo:
The man UK immigrations are looking for

Ola9ja23:
The baby voice president of IPOB 😀😂😄

Ndi headless mobs of unscrupulous elements are happy for you for making It possible for Asiwaju to win the presidential election


In baby voice of Pandora Obituary... Thank you Daddy 😄😂😀

See these cretins. You can tell that renewed shege has reached their doorsteps, but they can't criticize their corn president because they sold their souls for peanuts during the election. Your torment has not started.

Happy birthday to the esteemed Peter Gregory Obi, the true man of the people.

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2023
Heyf:
Please has anyone been in the situation of a ghosting client before? I’ve submitted the work and the client is yet to respond, today makes it 14 days already.
Please when will upwork release the fund in escrow biko?

Did you submit on Upwork? If you didn't, do it now.

But if you did (and today is day 14 after submission), Upwork will release the funds to you by 1am tonight if the client does nothing.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 3:10pm On Jul 05, 2023
qtguru:


This one is not low pay, it's someone who doesn't know what he wants and constantly wants to meet, He will give task at 1 and ask for update and meeting by 3

Then whenever the client checks in, let them know when you'll have an update ready for them. If you keep defining your timeline, they'd have no choice but to fall in line, or end the contract.

Example: Hey, client. I hope you're having a good day. As I mentioned before, I'll have an update ready for you sometime tomorrow.

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 6:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
qtguru:
I have a client from hell, cry

This client thinks software is like pressing a button. I will soon block the client, anyone with experience? what type of hit will i get on my jss, I can't explaining sass apps and chrome extensions are not the same.

I am still thinking of managing, but I want to know the impact sad

thanks

I was in the same boat two years ago. The client's review dropped my JSS from 100 to 79.

The client likely knows the gist of things and could just be looking to force your hand. If you don't plan to give in to their demands, or pacify them, get ready for a similar drop (probably in the mid-eighties).

In the future, screen jobs more before you apply. Flee from clients with a history of low pay; it's them who demand the most.

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 4:37am On Jul 02, 2023
wasiubello:
Hey guys, I need help. My UK account that I have been using recently got suspended after I try verifying it. I have open and responded to the suspension tickets nothing has changed. What can I do guys

Are you presently in the UK? If your answer is no, then forget about Upwork for good.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by N2B2: 8:16am On Jun 27, 2023
Olawrites:

You can't be more native English than an English person. Yeah I made some good amount but yet it's not an easy ride. I changed location from Nigeria that's how I was able to pull that.
Nigeria account is hard.

How many Nigerians are really making it, forget all these new Freelancer making noise here. Most haven't even reach their first $1k on Upwork..lol. That's why I said 1%.

You need not have made up that statistic.

Achieving financial freedom through remote freelancing is not an easy ride — even more so for those with no idea of what they want or what they're doing.

Many Nigerian freelancers in Nigeria are making bank from Upwork. That includes writers. Don't doubt that because they're not bragging about it on Nairaland.

You can do a Talent search on Upwork to see for yourself.

glimpse:
Good afternoon everyone, Please I will need some guide on how to setup my Upwork profile to look attractive. Also, I think I haven't been writing good proposals that's why I haven't been getting invites. I would appreciate every help rendered to me.

I do data entry, and I need help on how to search for good jobs on Upwork too. Nigeria's economy is biting hard and I need extra source of income.

Thank you

How could anyone help if you don't attach a link to your Upwork account or append one of your proposals?

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