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I thought I waa the only one who noticed this.

I bet the mother has a hand in writing that note. Women and their ways..

But the dad did the right thing especially being the wise investor that he is. Money is not enough to invest in your children's life.
It is not always about school fees and latest toys. Any kid can have a toy to play with but not every kid has a father. Some Mothers are also guilty of negligence.
Don't lose the love of your family for something as common as money.

Three very important words that open doors and change things for the better.

Thank You
Please
Sorry.

I find it very difficult to offer assistance to a person who hardly says "thank you"..
It burns me the more when you go out of your way to help someone and the person just walks off when you bring up the issue of ingratitude, they just say.." shey na thank you wey u wan chop.. Thank you" it is annoying. But the truth is that not everyone comes from a HOME. Some came from a HOUSE with people living in it.

Very good. Save your apologies and bring out your cheque book to pay the kid.

I hope the court make the airline pay dearly for their dirty work.
I hope the boy gets over $1 million in compensation so the airline people will sit up when next they attend to anyone carrying a Nigerian passport.

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i cant even imagine or come up with a GOOD or any reason at all why my WIFE would dare to raise or raise her hand against my mother in violence or even retaliation. hmmm! may such a day never come because my Monther will always remember it and i dont think i will go on living with such a wife knowing that she raised her hand to hit my mother at one time or the other. the damage can be repaired if my mother hits my wife because i will openly condemn the act whether my wife is right or wrong/ deserves it or not. then i will bring in boundary adjustment between my mother and my wife to make sure this never repeats itself.

i pray such a day never sees daylight or even come at all.

this story get as e be...

they did all this and left as in they drove off or they ran on foot? there is no where in this story that we are told that these guys were arrested/caught yet all their names were mentioned.

na wah oh.

i really love that song.. i love the GLEE version too.
i listen to it on my morning playlist and it makes me feel gingered.
I also like beautiful day by U2.

thumbs up to three of them for staying positive. e no easy.

what advice can you give to a deaf person?

you guys warned him against it in the start..

now it is up to him to taste from the bitter cup of experience so he can tell others how it tastes just as he is already tell you guys.

i feel real sorry for that n!gga.. i just dey laugh like say na comedy as i sit and imagine what manner of HELL his life must be like
and mehhhhn Lord knows i dont wanna be in those shoes.

We know as e dey go.. Story Story. Make una continue.
Based on past events, funds approval and promises, i know that PHCN/NEPA/PDP/APC or whatever organisation responsible for providing the citizens of Nigeria steady/constant electricity will always tell stories even if they approve 100billion dollars for power generation.

People dey o!
U hunt down health workers and kill them. Kill 8 people without any feeling of pity for any... Just like that.
Hard to imagine.

And by the way... What is America trying to do? They even have a US Army Africa commander. They send in their troops with every excuse. Hmmmm.

Beazy: With his fame and wealth do you think he could still be this domestic?
What Do You Think?

When you are domestic, it is in your blood. Money doesn't add or remove it from your nature.

Why r u trippin'. He is just posing near the ingredients abi u see am with apron or gloves or knife or pot cover? Or don't you know what it means 4 a man to be cooking? He no go dey smile like this.

Sweet album cover. This will look good on my shelf. It looks good on my iTunes already.

Edwinmason: u are d exact definition of primitive

How does "not knowing what a walnut is" make anyone primitive?
And how does this help in teaching him/her what a walnut is?
We live and we learn.

Nothing we no go see. Packaging with suit and fake laughter. I think he is laughing at whoever falls for this.

People find it hard to quit smoking cigarettes.. But you (terryG) quit cigar, marijuana, cocaine + other hard drugs.

I think U need to start a TV show sir.

Who cares.? It is not as if it is the national anthem.

Enypie:
Joke Section?... Seriously?
well, not my biz coz i gat no sperm.

You have sperm.
Women/girls that like drinking yoghurt and milk often release sperm through the nose when they sneeze. If you doubt this then taste your catarrh next time you sneeze.

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First of all.. How old are you guys?
I don't wanna get into trouble for giving advice to an under-age dude.

obosonjo / tinobu / achiki udenwa / florince ita guwa

i would like to see the faces of these people when they are not guarded and powerless and
dumped in a bin like this in the midst of angry nigerians. i will like to hear them beg like pus*ies.

incinerator

danaiks: .

hang this guy

Dygeasy: .

shoot this guy

osjoshua: .

arrest this guy

tie lizard on the waist of the child and tell him/her that the snake will bite him/her if they bed wet[b][/b]

as a kid i was shy and i hated embarrassment so i did anything it takes to avoid wetting the bed .. like quit drinkin water in the evening and pee like 3 times b4 sleeping. i had this old school alarm clock that i would WYNE (wind) at the back and set it to wake me up at midnight so i can peee. it worked so well for me

but seriously, honestly, sometimes the sleep go enter GEAR 5 and i go piss before the alarm ring then the sleep go come sweet as the bed gets colder and i would keep sleeping like i dont give a fu*k

[size=18pt]it is better to be SAFE than to be SORRY[/size]

why does the government want the schools to resume in such a hurry when
the scourge of ebola is still evident in our country?
these kids have parents who might be ebola positive and then they pass it to their kids who unkowingly bring it to school.
i will really hate to see a school child die from ebola because of this

[size=18pt]maad city[/size]

if you are travelling by road and you fall asleep in the bus, ... the noise, the aura, the uniqueness of Lagos will wake you up when you enter. No body need to tell you say you don enter lag. then you begin to wear ur shoe because you dont want to lose your bag/luggage when them open the boot for bus stop wey area boys plenty.

Dem no dey tell person WELCOME for Lagos oh! na WETIN YOU BRING FOR US dem dey ask for here.