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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by nairabetguru(m): 11:02am On Mar 05, 2018
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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Guy Of Today by nairabetguru(m): 4:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him undecided. He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt angry Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

cool A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. smiley no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome smiley



that's why i don't date Nigerian girls anymore cool cool cool

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Sports / Re: My Champions League Predictions by nairabetguru(m): 11:46am On Oct 18, 2015
anigbajumo:



Welldone,abeg evrytin na hw many odd?


25 odd
Sports / Re: My Champions League Predictions by nairabetguru(m): 8:57am On Oct 18, 2015
ERODEDEAST:
grin. Baba Ijebu


Mama ijebu undecided
Sports / My Champions League Predictions by nairabetguru(m): 7:45am On Oct 18, 2015
Also Drop Your Numbers to Join Our Whatsapp Group so as to not miss out on the good stuffs


Attached below is my prediction for the forthcoming UCL games next week tuesday and wednesday





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Sports / Who Said Sports Trading Is Not Profitable (evidence Of Earnings) by nairabetguru(m): 9:27pm On Oct 03, 2015
This is just to prove the doubting thomasis amongst you wrong


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Politics / Re: I Sometimes Miss My Way In Aso Villa - President Buhari by nairabetguru(m): 10:36am On Sep 18, 2015
Am in a happy mood today and I just can't seem to pinpoint the source of this unmeasurable joy that I have been experiencing. cool cool

is it because that I might become a millionaire in not less than 72hours time? wink wink wink

lemme cut the chase and drop the bomb here:

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Goodluck smiley smiley smiley smiley

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At Port Harcourt International Airport [photos] by nairabetguru(m): 10:36am On Sep 18, 2015
Am in a happy mood today and I just can't seem to pinpoint the source of this unmeasurable joy that I have been experiencing. cool cool

is it because that I might become a millionaire in not less than 72hours time? wink wink wink

lemme cut the chase and drop the bomb here:

this week We will be using Bet9a

simply walk into any Bet9ja shop and show them this booking number 76QXYS

play it with just #150

call me to thank me later


Goodluck smiley smiley smiley smiley
Politics / Re: Do You Think Ben Murray-bruce Is Right? (snapshot) by nairabetguru(m): 10:34am On Sep 18, 2015
Am in a happy mood today and I just can't seem to pinpoint the source of this unmeasurable joy that I have been experiencing. cool cool

is it because that I might become a millionaire in not less than 72hours time? wink wink wink

lemme cut the chase and drop the bomb here:

this week We will be using Bet9a

simply walk into any Bet9ja shop and show them this booking number 76QXYS

play it with just #150

call me to thank me later


Goodluck smiley smiley smiley smiley
Sports / How To Turn #150 Into #4,000,000 This Weekend + (bet9ja Booking Number) by nairabetguru(m): 10:26am On Sep 18, 2015
Am in a happy mood today and I just can't seem to pinpoint the source of this unmeasurable joy that I have been experiencing. cool cool

is it because that I might become a millionaire in not less than 72hours time? wink wink wink

lemme cut the chase and drop the bomb here:

this week We will be using Bet9a

simply walk into any Bet9ja shop and show them this booking number 76QXYS

play it with just #150

call me to thank me later


Goodluck smiley smiley smiley smiley

follow me on twitter @nairabetguru for more of this wink

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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by nairabetguru(m): 11:25am On Sep 08, 2015
pocoapoco88:
u mean ur usual daily loosing soccer tips? God pass u

lolz
Romance / Re: Sex Will Make Your Relationship Stronger Only At The Appropriate Time by nairabetguru(m): 10:48am On Aug 21, 2015
Atlantian:
bla bla bla bla bla. Now every brainless mofo is a PhD holder in sexless morality. Whoever indoctrinated you that sex at certain age is wrong, is the cause of your barbaric reasoning. And for the writer to tag men as beasts and the ladies as innocent is a very biased sense of reasoning. Most sex these days are initiated by ladies, at least to my knowledge and experience.

This is 2015 AD, not 345 BC. No one has the rights to dictate how another should use his or hex sex organs.

different blows for different cockz tongue

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Romance / Re: Sex Will Make Your Relationship Stronger Only At The Appropriate Time by nairabetguru(m): 10:47am On Aug 21, 2015
ghostdvirus:
U can only listen to dis type advice only if nd only u never have sex before
But I don do am before nd I can't stop it,I ll share this link to my acclaimed virgin friend grin grin grin

yeye fowl na him u be tongue
Romance / Re: Sex Will Make Your Relationship Stronger Only At The Appropriate Time by nairabetguru(m): 10:46am On Aug 21, 2015
steppin:
Sex dey get appropriate time?


question for the gods tongue
Romance / Re: Sex Will Make Your Relationship Stronger Only At The Appropriate Time by nairabetguru(m): 10:43am On Aug 21, 2015
Stephansmily:
Oh..I love this




Can't stop reading it



I believe in Chastity..


"I believe in Chastity" is 1 tyn " I practice Chastity" is another Tyn wink
Romance / Call Summary Analysis by nairabetguru(m): 7:21pm On Aug 20, 2015
CALL SUMMARY ANALYSIS
Boy to Boy= 00:00:59
Boy to Mum= 00:10:30
Boy to Dad= 00:02:36
Girl to Girl= 00:29:59
Boy to Girl= 01:15:01
Girl to Boy= 00:00:05 Or Call me back sms




True or false?

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Fashion / Re: 5 Advantages Of Darkskin Over Lightskin by nairabetguru(m): 4:02pm On Aug 19, 2015
just passing by wink



onto the next thread tongue
Career / Re: What Is The Most Suitable Job For A Married Woman With Kids? by nairabetguru(m): 3:58pm On Aug 19, 2015
sports trader cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: Don’t Ruin Your Liver With Harmful Habits by nairabetguru(m): 3:22pm On Aug 19, 2015
i hear you undecided
Romance / Re: 7 Categories Of Young Ladies Around A Single Guy. by nairabetguru(m): 11:45am On Aug 19, 2015
emusmith:


Categories Of Ladies Around A Single Guy

Yes, it's like a drama how same scenario keep reoccurring. She says she desires certain qualities in her 'man' but behold he comes, and she is still confused or, will I say "choosy"?

As a young man begins to edge closer towards marriage, certain girls or ladies troop in and troop out, only a few trust it and tarry.

Quickly, lemmie highlight some categories of ladies that a single guy MUST come in contact with before he finally and legally picks just ONE.




1. Miss "I actually love him for his money".

You know, the "actually" there is usually silent. Why no lady should desire to marry a "poor" guy; choosing him because of his "success" has tremendous hazard. What if tomorrow he looses all? She'll leave. He makes it, she comes. He looses, she leaves...bla bla bla! More like the "Highest bidder". Isn't that what "peddlers" do?


2. Miss "I love him for his vision- I will marry a man of vision than he with television"

Mind you, most bachelors have big TVs so my point isn't that. Does he have a goal? An aim? An enterprising target? If Yes, she sticks to him against all childish advices from her friends. In his song "I need a girl" part 2; An excerpt reads, This is all I need...a pretty woman next to me, TO SHARE THE DREAM THAT I BELIEVE.
It might delay but it pays heavily especially if she stands solidly behind him in the challenges that might surface.


3. Miss "One leg in, one leg out"

In that song aforementioned, Diddy said, "if time gets hard, stick with me...She'll fly with me when things get better". (Paraphrase)
You see, the average Nigerian girl is just too impatient and shortsighted- which is not "bad". Today she gives you a positive look and just when there is "shaking", she calls it quit. Some keeps one leg in, one out and it's so obvious! You've opened up but she isn't ready for the "risk" or she doesn't love or believe in you in the first place. sad


4. Miss "Age is not on my side OR My family wants me married this year "

This set, you can tell they are desperate. They wanna just settle down because of both external and internal factors. Most times, they get into trouble because the number of "players" have increased. Often, the guy she truly loves isn't ready for marriage but she has to get married. This usually repeats itself thus leaving some young married ladies unfulfilled in husband's houses.


5. Miss "Expensive & Selective BUT Broke "

What an irony!
This kind of girls sha! She has PHd in "formology" but has no money! What are you forming for? He comes around with almost all your "criteria" yet you're still "thinking or praying" about it! He may not be a millionaire today but has a VISION, bus or taxi, store in Alaba or Aba or maybe a landed property somewhere... You know where you're coming from even if your friends' parents are rich...you know yours. So when they say, "dump his sorry ass"! Think twice! Their parents can buy them a "husband" but you... "Make a decision today your tomorrow self will be proud of."


6. Miss "Cheerful Giver AKA Side Chick"


Funny, she knows in her heart that her chances of getting you to marry her are slim. Sometimes, he may not like her dress-sense and manners but doesn't let that infringe on "matters of the bed". The relationship is more of mutual as she enjoys some financial benefits too. He doesn't walk on the street with her and she doesn't ask for more! Wow!

7. Miss "I rather stick with him than anyone else- I feel "secure & peaceful" being around him"

Wow, I love this! I've seen couples who passed through phase and succeeded. When a Lady chooses a guy because of this, it's originally called LOVE. In this kinda relationship, he eats and plays the way he wants and she says, "That's him for you" lol grin He farts unafraid in her presence sef cheesy & that's Love! I'm not talking about being secure in an abusive relationship. There is no protocol of the guy having to always be the first to say "HI". No! The chat mustn't always go this way;

Guy: Hi
Lady: Hi
Guy: How are you?
Lady: m fin n u
Guy: Great.
Guy: #thinking of what next to ask#

Is she a log of wood?

When Love is in place, friendship resumes duty. How do real friends chat? Sometimes, they skip the "Hi" part and go on.

Must a guy form to get a girl? SMH
Can't you appreciate the fact he is being factual than being fake?


Summary: I can only write about this because I've been and "still" there. The truth is, as a single guy you get to have many girls around you too. Selecting has to be based on how pleased you are NOT just with their façade but also with their inner beauty- character. Because men has to choose from among so many, ladies take ample time to look outwardly gorgeous so as to be found...and some neglect the very important part. The drama goes on and on...


G'nyt.


i totally agree wif all of the above #shitisreal
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants To Move Her Things Over & Start Living With Me by nairabetguru(m): 11:29am On Aug 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
Would it be wise as we are not married yet to each other,and also my other games will be checkmated by her dwelling wth me,pls advice me,I love her very mch but.......

nigga u in 1 chance tongue
Celebrities / Re: Biggest Ukwu In The World!!! Spotted In Lagos (omg) by nairabetguru(m): 11:27am On Aug 19, 2015
this proofs that "Chukwu bu Eze" grin grin grin grin grin
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