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Business / Re: What Should I Do In This Situation? by nairabetguru(m): 2:40pm On Apr 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I'm at war wit my conscience and my flesh embarassed
I just stumbled upon a huge sum of money on a deserted road... From the looks of it, It might be up to 15k embarassed its just lying there
I feel like taking it cos its not everyday ur luck shines like this.. buh my conscience is telling me not to, that I should never pick money from the ground.
if its like N500 or N200, I can leave it or myt even not see it..buh vhis is up to at least 15k or more!! I haven't touched it cos am afraid.. how can someone be so careless..?
I hate being tempted!!

pick and die grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Guys Wiser And More Knowledgable Than Nigerian Ladies. by nairabetguru(m): 2:22pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Where you dey wey my ticket blow yesterday? You wey suppose throw me weekend games cheesy

u no contact me nah tongue
Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Guys Wiser And More Knowledgable Than Nigerian Ladies. by nairabetguru(m): 2:21pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Where you dey wey my ticket blow yesterday? You wey suppose throw me weekend games cheesy

men play te-te wen dey are idle but women ...........................




fill in the blank space above wink
Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Guys Wiser And More Knowledgable Than Nigerian Ladies. by nairabetguru(m): 2:17pm On Apr 20, 2015
AmaechiLinus:
Women can never be equal with man no matter what......
D saying
"what man can do woman can do it even more better if only she could try wink"
was only made just to encourage women.
Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Guys Wiser And More Knowledgable Than Nigerian Ladies. by nairabetguru(m): 2:15pm On Apr 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Despite the saying that the most educated are Nigerian men...I have met a plethora or "educated" Nigerian men who can't reason to save their life. Just because you can regurgitate what you have digested from lecture halls doesn't make you smart.

Education and Intelligence are two separate definitions and you would think it would be interchangeable but, if George Bush Jr who graduated from an ivy league institution can be coined as the dumbest president in HISTORY.

Educated doesn't mean you have wits or common sense that is what smart is!


nice comment coming from a chips seller wink

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Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Guys Wiser And More Knowledgable Than Nigerian Ladies. by nairabetguru(m): 2:14pm On Apr 20, 2015
goodmorning40:
No women are jars of knowledge, it's just that they are busy humans they have a lot of things acting in them and on them that they do not have time for arguments and opinions unlike guys who are always idle minded and free headed
And that is why crime is more in the guy folks; idle minds

men commit crime in the bid to keep demselfs buzy why women cheat or gossip or backbite due to idleness tongue
Romance / Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by nairabetguru(m): 10:15am On Apr 20, 2015
wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Family / Re: His Mother Watches Pornographic Films (advice Him) by nairabetguru(m): 5:09pm On Apr 19, 2015
Mum needs to make her private bizness private

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Romance / Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by nairabetguru(m): 2:56pm On Apr 19, 2015
Uchesis:

photocopy is allowed bros

Typing that shit wasn't easy





I think I deserve sum credits

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti: “jonathan Knelt For Prayer• David Cameron Stood • Is Adeboye Racist?” by nairabetguru(m): 9:18am On Apr 19, 2015
Did Pa adeboye ask GEJ to kneel down?



The diff is clear.....mofo was desperate for power



I think this pix goes a long way to show how we nigerians worship men of God instead of God himself....



All dis "my pastor say" people
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by nairabetguru(m): 9:09am On Apr 19, 2015
samtol4:
Please don't sing tribal anthem here .


Mofo........ Am just giving a nigerian version of the SA tyngy


Must u quote me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by nairabetguru(m): 9:06am On Apr 19, 2015
bawz012:

bro am not an S/A freak... but imagine Nigerians attack non indigene in the country... It Not fair naw.


Oga forget foreigners..... Nigerians attack nigerians on a daily basis in dis our so called 1 nigeria
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by nairabetguru(m): 7:04am On Apr 19, 2015
opcking:





what do u know in history? nothing
the Biafra war was caused by the first coup in Nigeria(done mainly by Igbo's)

OoooOooooooo really shocked


So the massive killing and deportation of the ibos in the north for no reasons other than that the ibo man is making nore success in every biznezz endeavour he finds himself

Is dat not. Xenophobic?
Phones / Re: What Web Site Can I Download Movies by nairabetguru(m): 7:00am On Apr 19, 2015
Oluwaseun929:
mention yours if u think they r crap. U r just.....

U ar just ur head
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by nairabetguru(m): 3:07am On Apr 19, 2015
bawz012:


SHORO NIYEN...
that is not a good reason for any f*cked body to attack any other person... say something else abeg...
and u had beta b a south african ... if not shame on you


They there make pant dey wear u......


SA nah ur papa country abi........ Go there and see if they won't linch u.....


Go and develop ur own country..... Lesson of the day
Religion / Re: The Demonic Activity Behind Pornography (exposed) "Must Read" by nairabetguru(m): 3:03am On Apr 19, 2015
Na God hand we dey oooooOoooooo

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Education / Re: See How Lazy Students Reason In Picture by nairabetguru(m): 10:54pm On Apr 18, 2015
Funny but true
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by nairabetguru(m): 10:51pm On Apr 18, 2015
All these fools insulting the zulu king as if ur country beta pass SA.......


U guyz seem to forget so easily..... Wat led to the biafran war..... When the huasa's in the north were killing the ibos sake of say the ibo man sabbi bizness pass dem......


History will keep on repeating itself until we begin to learn frm history....

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Religion / Re: How I Predicted Xenophobic South Africa — T.B Joshua by nairabetguru(m): 10:45pm On Apr 18, 2015
Onyi42:
Televangelist and cleric of the Synagogue Church
of All Nations (SCOAN), Prophet Temitope Joshua,
has claimed that he predicted the ongoing
xenophobic attacks in South Africa.
There have been repeated attacks on foreign
nationals and the looting of their shops in South
Africa, while the Nigeria government has
threaten to frustrate the interest of South
Africa in Nigeria.
His ministry, T. B. Joshua Ministry posted a video
on its Facebook page, where he claimed the
prophet predicted the attacks in a message on
Sunday 28th July, 2013.
“On Sunday 28th July, 2013, Prophet T.B. Joshua
gave a prophetic warning to the nation of South
Africa concerning a serious revolt led by youth
which would cost lives.

These were his words: “In the nation, South
Africa, we should help them in prayer because I
am seeing youth revolt. It will be very serious. A
situation where youth will come out and begin—
You learn that there is a protest here. Some
people were killed – certain people. Revolt in
South Africa”
He also posted a message of prayer for the
country.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO SOUTH AFRICA FROM TB
JOSHUA:
“If we fail to see that there are powers that
cause people to be bowed down in bondage, we are
going to fight the wrong battle.
“I pray for my nation, South Africa. As Jesus
stood in the boat and commanded the storms to be
calm, I stand in the midst of the storm in my
nation, South Africa, and I command the storm,
wind and waves to be calm, in the name of Jesus!
I speak calmness to my nation, South Africa, in
the name of Jesus!” – TB Joshua Ministries
#NoToXenophobia
#AfricaUnite
#WeAreOne
#LetLoveLead

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/how-i-predicted-xenophobic-south-africa-t-b-joshua/


Same way u predicted the building collapse incident dat claimed lives tooo...



Mtchew.......
Family / Re: Revealed! Most Newlyweds Don’t Have Sex On Wedding Nights by nairabetguru(m): 10:42pm On Apr 18, 2015
Adesiji77:
It is no news that after wedding ceremony, newlywed couples usually rush to their bridal suite or hotel room to have some post-nuptial romantic exercise or sexual congress. It is usually one night too many for many, mainly for the romp in the sack (great sex), and the eager consummation of the marriage that follows that long and enduring expectation is usually historic and unique.

According to some religious beliefs, people are not expected to have sexual intercourse until they are legally married, hence, the high sexual plans and expectation built around the wedding night cannot be over-emphasised.

However, in spite of the high expectation and readiness of either or both parties, studies have shown that many end up not having sex on the wedding night. Perhaps the tradition of wedding night sex is fading away.

Reasons adduced for this trend include exhaustion, fatigue, intoxication, physiological stress and emotional overload. Regardless, weddings are beautiful and lovely, but they can be exhausting and tiring.

One of the studies pointed out that the groom being too drunk to make love, the bride falling asleep and couples having arguments during the wedding ceremony, especially at the reception, were popular reasons why couples don’t consummate their marriage. While another study emphasised that the refusal or inability of many to wait until marriage before having sex has reduced the significance and once-upon-a-time importance attached to wedding night sex.

In this study, a United Kingdom-based stationeries company, PaperShaker, surveyed 1,000 newlyweds. It was found that the biggest reason for the decline in wedding night sex was that many people don’t wait until marriage to have sex.

In fact, about 16 per cent of the participants admitted to having more sex since becoming engaged. While 25 per cent said they did not have sex on their wedding night. Also, about 60 per cent said they slept with two or more of their wedding guests, more so because about 30 per cent said they invited their ex-lovers to their wedding. Men were more guilty of this.

It could be deduced that majority of couples getting married have already been around the block in the bedroom together, so the rush to finally do it on their wedding night isn’t nearly as intense or necessary.

Commenting on the study, a relationship expert, April Masini, said sex on the wedding night used to symbolise the end of virginity that was guarded until marriage unlike now that it has become more fashionable to have sex before marriage. “Because sex before marriage is now the norm, the tradition has lost its meaning, so sex on the wedding night might not have the significance that it used to,” she said.

In another survey by a money-saving website, VoucherCodesPro, which involved 2,128 newlyweds, it was found that more than 52 per cent of the participants didn’t have sex on their wedding night.

There were many reasons given for this unfulfilled expectation. These include the bride or the groom getting drunk, the bride or the groom being too tired and falling asleep, couples having argument during wedding reception, travelling to their honeymoon destination and looking after or being distracted by their children, for those who already had children before marriage.

Sorry, no sex tonight!Other reasons given by the participants include staying up all night partying and celebrating with guests and that neither of them felt like having sex, for whatever reason.

http://www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-breeze/revealed-most-newlyweds-dont-have-sex-on-wedding-nights/


Mtchew.....





Whatz so special about wedding nytes self.....



In a country were couples start having sex even b4 the pops the "will u marry me"




Statistic don't apply in nigeria so am not bodered
Romance / Re: Ladies, Was I The Only One Who Prayed For Big Boobs When I Was Little? by nairabetguru(m): 3:24pm On Apr 18, 2015
sexyseun:
Jokes apart I also prayed for Big boobs too while I was 9yrs old, my boobs began to grow huge at 13yrs, most times now I often wear sports bra, d day I was bragging to a guy that I av huge titss and he refused to bliv, I took him to my room in school and unleashed the dragon, d guy almost fainted



Though we ended up screwing



Hmmmmmmmm undecided
Family / Re: Is This Girl Really 15 Years Old??!?! by nairabetguru(m): 3:21pm On Apr 18, 2015
Instead make unah dey asked for her contact detials



Unah dey here dey argue abt age..... Or are u guys not seeing wat am seeing wink

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Romance / Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by nairabetguru(m): 3:17pm On Apr 18, 2015
Uchesis:

like dis grin

Even if u eat 2 plate of beans.... U can't mess wiff me
Romance / Re: Ladies, Was I The Only One Who Prayed For Big Boobs When I Was Little? by nairabetguru(m): 3:14pm On Apr 18, 2015
onila:
hehe
remember when my cousin mate teased me for being flat while her boobs had grown a little

one day when I was 10 years old, my wicked aunt told me her 4 year old daughters boobs were bigger than mine jokingly

I cldnt take it anymore


I prayed, prayed and prayed . .today my boobs are much bigger than everyones boobs in the family
I am boasting of a 38D size bra

the challenges of being a skinny female hehehe grin


Ur profile pic sayz otherwize tongue
Family / Re: Man Seek Divorce From Wife Because She Has Lost Her Beauty And Figure by nairabetguru(m): 10:16am On Apr 18, 2015
Coughs like Shekua
Crime / Re: My Husband No Longer Have Attention, He Can't Rape. by nairabetguru(m): 8:44am On Apr 18, 2015
Am cuming ooooo
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Who Met A Real Life Witch Last Night Narrates His Scary Story by nairabetguru(m): 7:19am On Apr 18, 2015
Make I just register my presence....... I go cum back to comment........ I need to pick up sumtyn frm mama risikat down the road
Romance / Re: Five Ways To Tell If A Girl Has Grown To Being A Lady. by nairabetguru(m): 6:55am On Apr 18, 2015
sexyseun:
If this defines your lady, then I am an ideal lady because I posses all this good characters

Oya naaa .



Make we relate wink

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