Zhegx:


Most of these individuals run away not necessarily because 9ja is a huge pile of crap but because they've given the impression back home that "they've arrived" and starting from the scratch gives them nightmares.........

RIP to the dead......Guess Nigeria failed you......

Fvck badluck jonathan, lifeless buhari, Atiku..

Fvck China with their short ugly stature and wicked faces...................

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

larryeffizy1:
And some fools will say their's no God.... Indeed you're AWESOME GOD!!!

healthserve:



I own a company. Ten digits bro

healthserve:



Since you've been where the Op is in the past, is it true such ladies suffer at the hands of karma later on? What happened to/with the madam?

holuwajobar:


You have problem ooo

Bridget95:
These words are words of one who has fallen from God's grace.Masturbation is an act that brings you down from a holy state spiritually to a state where one could become a toy in Satan's hands.Only the spiritually awakened will understand that all these elevation of an awful abomination like masturbation is satan's act of debasing man from God's grace and he is using his willing tools like musicians to elevate his plans against man.The holy bible says,that every other sin is committed outside the body but the sin of fornication (masturbation because you fantasize about sex) is against the body which is the temple of God.The body is the temple of God and God's spirit can not be in a defiled masturbating body.

TerrorSquad147:
They applied this same tactics on me last year, I really didn't know what made me turn back to look at the seat I stood from, immediately I saw my phone and quickly grabbed it before the door was shut and the bus zoomed off. This happened on the bridge at ladipo market that links to the airport road. The funny thing is my friend and I that boarded the bus was discussing about it, although he was seated behind me. That's how I would lost my phone...

Makefav:
meaning your children will masturbates one day? That's a great problem, get yourselves loose b4 its become generational problem

nabegibeg:



nairalanduseles

we cant expect anything useful or reasonable from this handle

princeSammyz:
This policeman did not deserve jungle justice. The incidence was absolutely in error and unintentional. They should have allowed the law and even the family involved decide, we would be surprise at what the family may say

bro4u:

He dares not come to PH again, Vikings gave him the chase of his life when he visited. Lols

dipseacon:
101 is the only number I know.

Olumyyde:

I guess ur inadequacy at assimilations should be of more concern than feigning ignorance u don't know u actually suffer from.

vastolord4:
Ma God wash away these useless politicians like this and leave their generations stranded...

Kingosytex:


You should also learn to focus on your life, it is very important.

bigpriik:
exconvict now a superstar maybe I will have to go prison to blow.

Olumyyde:

I guess when u see a boy abusing drugs, robbing n caught then beaten to death, u'd also pray not to have a male child. Think first.....

Kingosytex:


Why dem go ban d soapy dance? shebi BBN defendants here on nairaland talk say watching BBN is by choice?

I also talk say watching and dancing soapy na by choice not by force...mtcheeeew. If dem fit brand partakers of a morally bankrupt show like BBN celebrities then why clamour for d ban of soapy? Shebi na useless things we de celebrate for naija?

IneedSugarMumy1:


Next time read in between the lines

IneedSugarMumy1:




Upon all the problems in Nigeria the dude own was to press breast


Really so if she exposes her bobi it gives u right to press........U sound like a rapist




Sorry Aunty maybe you exposed your boobi somehow