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Education / Re: A Thread For Prospective Industrial Training (SIWES) Students. by Nasa4G(f): 8:52pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
Microbiology, Lagos |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambra Girls And Guys Lets Meet,chat And If Possible Mingle by Nasa4G(f): 12:59am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Iykestan: Any awka South hia? Yes, am from Nibo |
Education / Re: How To Study In Europe Tuition-Free: Get Our Scholarships & Tuition-Free Guides by Nasa4G(f): 2:35pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Please send me the details |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Your Name In Korean? (pic) by Nasa4G(f): 11:45am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Mine is kim Yong Ki |
TV/Movies / Re: The Most Handsome Korea Actor And The Most Beautiful Actress by Nasa4G(f): 10:39pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Lee min ho |
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From The Premiere Of Kunle Afolayan’s “October 1″ by Nasa4G(f): 8:28pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
chibwike: Am tired of making FP cef For your mind |
TV/Movies / Re: Funny Lines From "The Dictator" by Nasa4G(f): 9:57pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Harrybanty: The Dictator is one of the funniest modern day comedy film. Here are some funny lines from the movie:
1. "I love American films, particularly fantasy films like 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Schindler's List.'"
2. "What is the point [of bringing a version of the Hunger Games to Wadiya]? North Korea has done it literally."
3. "We dictators aren't all bad. While Western countries continue to ravage our planet's resources, we preserve our land and conserve it by burying thousands of bones in single mass eco-graves."
4. "My favorite shows are Wadiyan. We have our version of 'Two and a Half Men.' It used to be called 'Three Men' but one of them tried to steal a grapefruit. Also, I love the TV program '24.' You have it here, but we play it backwards so it has a happy ending."
5. "Recently in Wadiya, we made [Mel Gibson] our public relations expert. Although he has said some pretty offensive things lately – like, saying that he would work with Jews again."
6. "There are differences between the Wadiyan film industry and Hollywood. People say I am extravagant for using 20 trillion bottles of Fiji water every day to make snow for my ski resort in the middle of the desert, but am I the person who created 'John Carter'?"
7. "[Kim Kardashian] is a very nice girl, but unbelievably hairy! When I pulled her p@nties down, I thought I was looking in the mirror."
8. [to his pregnant wife] "Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
9. "I don't need CGI. If I want to push a village off a cliff, I'll do it myself."
10. "Congratulations to [Megan Fox for being pregnant]. There are rumors that I am the father, but this is literally impossible ... If she is pregnant, so is Heidi Klum and also Donald Trump. He does anything for money."
11. Nadal: I am a mac genius. General Aladeen: So what do you do? Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
12."Sub Saharan, can you have 150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?"
13. (A woman gave birth to a girl) "Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?"
14. [Aladeen is censuring an employee for stealing] Slade: Who the Bleep are you? Osama Bin Laden's best friend? General Aladeen: No, he is NOT my best friend! Although he has been staying in my guest bedroom ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave! I now know why this guy is the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.
15. [Megan Fox only got a gold Rolex after having s_e_x with Aladeen] Megan Fox: Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. General Aladeen: Well, she let me aladeen in her face.
16. General Aladeen: [addressing his citizens] People of Wadiya! I come here before you to tell the world that they shall bow down before our mighty nation! We are two months away from enriching weapons grade uranium! [audience applauds] General Aladeen: To be used for peaceful... [holds laughter] General Aladeen: purposes! It will be used for medical research and clean energy, it will! And it will certainly never be used to attack Isr... [laughs] General Aladeen: Oh boy!
17. "$20 a day for the internet? What the fvck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?"
18. [escaping from a CIA torture facility without clothes] "Hey average American shopper! If you give me your clothes I will make a sizable donation in your name to Al Qaeda"
19.Waiter: What is your name? General Aladeen: My name is Allison Burgers. Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your real name? General Aladeen: My name is Ladiz. Waiter: Ladiz what? General Aladeen: Ladiz Washroom. Waiter: [notices sign that says "Ladies Wash Room"] Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like the sign. What is your real name? General Aladeen: My name is Emplyes. Waiter: Emplyes what? General Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands. Waiter: [notices sign "Employees Must Wash Hands"] That is a made up name. Tell us your real name. We are interested. We are all interested. General Aladeen: My name is Max. Waiter: Max? General Aladeen: Imumoccupancy120. Waiter: [notices sign "Maximum Occupancy 120 Persons"] There is a number in your name. WHO ARE YOU? AN ALADEEN SYMPATHIZER? [realizes] Waiter: IT'S HIM! IT'S ALADEEN!
20. Waiter: [General Aladeen has wandered into a restaurant full of Wadiyan ex patriots] Welcome to the Death To Aladeen Restaurant. If you hate General Aladeen and like good food, this is the place for you.
21. [On getting to America, riding a camel on the road and waving supporters/protesters] "Oh! America! The birth place of AIDS"
22. [On his head of nuclear works and recruitment of women building a missile with a round top] "tell me how this missile will not hit Isreal and then bounce back to Wadiya" You have broken my heart to Aladeen pieces |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambra Girls And Guys Lets Meet,chat And If Possible Mingle by Nasa4G(f): 2:58pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
I am from Nibo,Awka south LGA. 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 8:52am On Sep 03, 2014 |
Wolison: amen ooooo!!!!!!!!!..............are you on fb? No,just whatsapp and bbm |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 4:49pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Wolison: I still dey look for admission ooooooo Ok.By God's grace you will get this year. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 11:29pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
Wolison: ehya....guess you re schooling there yes,what of you ? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 11:28pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Wolison: wow!!!.......are you still residing there now?..... No, I live in Owerri. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 2:24pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Wolison: am from Ifite Nibo and you? Am from Umuanum |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 10:38pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Wolison: Nibo?...........wow!!!! I've found my sister oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, it's good to know that I have a brother here. Which part of Nibo are you from? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Nasa4G(f): 8:08pm On Aug 10, 2014 |
Am from Nibo,Awka South LGA |
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by Nasa4G(f): 7:54pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
My vote goes to glowingscenes for her amazing stories |
Culture / Re: What Is The Definition Of Your Native Names by Nasa4G(f): 9:03am On Jul 03, 2014 |
I ve two native names and they mean patience and God have vindicated me |
Literature / Re: Everybody Is A Genius--season 3 by Nasa4G(f): 12:48am On Jul 03, 2014 |
After wot happened to narialand,I've decided to repent from the sin of eating and cleaning mouth.I've been following dis story from season 1 witout even commenting for once but after wot happened,I realized how much I love dis story and d EBIAG family in general. You re a talented writer sammy,dis story have inspired me alot and it has helped me to truly see dat everyone around me is a GENIUS in their own ways. |
Family / Re: January Born Nairalanders..mit Ya Bufdae Mates by Nasa4G(f): 7:08am On Jan 05, 2014 |
mine is jan 23rd |
Religion / Re: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by Nasa4G(f): 10:55am On Dec 19, 2013 |
it's true, i know the man,his name is Chika i was surprised when my mum called and told me that he was healed in the mysterious river |
TV/Movies / Re: Best Three Cartoons Of All Time by Nasa4G(f): 12:36am On Jul 30, 2013 |
tom and jerry and avatar |
TV/Movies / Re: Which Nigerian Soap Opera Is The Hottest? by Nasa4G(f): 10:07pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
my best nigerian soap is BACHELORS and DOMINO |
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Your Name In Japanese Language by Nasa4G(f): 5:57pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Ndidi=tokitoki |