There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:

1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark, you slap me?.."


There is no doubt that in our lives' experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol!� Which one have u ever received?

nedu2000:
Surprised and disappointed to see his wife use a palm top or ipad to 'scroll' through the scriptures.
The Bible is a book,not an electronic

Sorry d bible Can b in any format we are in d 21st Century, it is not by d Logo it is by d Rhema.
d letter (logo) killeth but d Spirit (Rhema) giveth life

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth(1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything -Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria -Lord Lugard (1904)

. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam -Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama(2014).

Please Somebody should talk to MTN, since Yesterday no network at my location, not only my phone everybody.
Is it a general problem?

lalasticlala:
Beautiful daughter she has there...

tell me y I no go marry beautiful & fair Woman?
C as her generation Fine like maimi

nerodenero:
One of the very few celebrities that I respect so much.

I think many men would have loved to have her if not that she is taken and even despite that, many still admires her. Not many women would still look this beautiful and well-shaped despite having a couple of children.

I dey tell u
na so my wife Package even after giving birth

12 wrong things Guys check before marrying a g


Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things. These has led many guys into a life-time of regret .Lets examine and burst them one by one:

1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If youmarry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96

2: Size : they often ask; is she Lepa (slim).They are crazy about Lepa. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up. Stop fooling yourself, that Lepa girl will later look like her orobo (fat) mummy. If
you dont like the present look of her mum,
you better dont marry her.

3: Big Butt : Very wrong! How will you choose
a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is
even an heavy load to her, big but its just a
big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent
septic tank. Is that what you want to marry?
Wise up guys.

4: Pointed breasts : Will her breast remain
pointed after raising three children? Never!
Dont go for breast, go for the best.

5: Tooth gap : Eji Jo rice.Quite funny, you
want to marry a lady without character just
because she has a gap in her teeth, she may
end up creating gap in your life and destiny.

6: she dress sexy : A great woman will dress
to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see
a gala whose nylon has been removed, will
you buy it? if she is exposing her breast,
cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to
see and you want to marry her, you will not
marry a PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY but
a PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY Be wise
guy.

7: Cat walking: you want to marry her
because she is cat-walking, sorry you wont.
She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in
Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.

8: Rich parents : So, you are a gold digger! If
you marry her because of her rich parents
and her parents begin to feed you and your
family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just
stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing
Skirt and blouse and dont forget Iro and
buba.

9: Brazilian Hair:Do you want her because
her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness,
wearing Brazilian hair does not equate
beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long
hair and do one million braid.

10: British and USA Passport: Many guys
are looking for these; any lady that carries
British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men
who are generation of Esau, those who are
ready to sell their future and destiny for a
morsel of bread.

11: Beauty : A whole lots of beautiful ladies
are without discretion. Dont ever marry a
lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade,
character will last. If she dress well but do
not act well, dont marry her.If you do, she
will make your life miserable.

12: Bed expertise : She is very good in bed,
very hot,very acrobatic that was what a guy
told his mentor who ask him why he wanted
to marry a lady who kept on cheating on
him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother.
Funny as it is, many guys are making life
long decision based on this. I think getting
married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and
gymnastic is what you want to base Your life Upon-

Please add your own

lilwayneme:
tho the bus is not occupied like those operating in my school...yet baba dey do standing Tins.....



who is fooling who

I Just tire
If dis type of Shuttle dey all schools even VC must enta