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Politics / Re: Can you help me do this by Necrophagia: 10:10am On Jan 11
Pineapplelove:


Don't do it. I hope you find a permanent solution to your needs



No woman loves me so I might have just to rope myself
Politics / Re: Can you help me do this by Necrophagia: 10:07am On Jan 11
Goodnewsforlife:
go to any supermarket n ask for it

Don’t come back to ask me for money to buy it ooo



I couldn't find it in the super market


What does it look like ??


I've the money to buy
Politics / Re: Can you help me do this by Necrophagia: 10:01am On Jan 11
Goodnewsforlife:
buy snipper n save us d stress

It’s obvious u never ready


Where can I get it ??
Politics / Re: Can you help me do this by Necrophagia: 9:57am On Jan 11
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Health / Re: Leaving The House Without A Handkerchief by Necrophagia: 9:56am On Jan 11
It's not bad



I used to put my hands in my trousers then sniff my smell of balls then shake hands with any female I see or

My balls has the badass smell like cologne

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Family / Re: Do You Have This In Your Bathroom? by Necrophagia: 9:52am On Jan 11
Based soap enjoyer
Health / Re: Banker, Amarachi Ugochukwu Commits Suicide In Lagos (Pics, Suicide Note) by Necrophagia: 9:30am On Jan 11
She no get man na y



If to say she collect preek , she no fit day depressed

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Education / Re: Help A Bro On Which Skills To Learn Pls by Necrophagia: 9:28am On Jan 11
Bill8012:
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Beep boop
Family / Re: My Mum Wants Me To Sack My Househelp by Necrophagia: 1:36pm On Jan 10
Leave your husband at home alone with your house help

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Police Arrest Gunmen For Invading TV Studio by Necrophagia: 1:32pm On Jan 10
FunkyAlhaji2015:
See how well dressed and well looking the police in Ecuador are. Ecuador fa! Everyone of has a bulletproof vest with helmet and neatly dressed. In Nigeria you will see haggard looking bribe seeking men in unkempt uniforms calling themselves police. Only in Nigeria will policemen go to the line of fire without bullet vest or helmets.

Everything is wrong with this country. Donald Trump was right, we are a Shithole


Carry gun enter TVC , na DSS go come carry you
Education / Re: Nigerian Teacher Shares The Heartwarming Note And Money Her Pupil Gave Her by Necrophagia: 10:54am On Jan 10
The teacher has big BOM BOM and boobs


I used to do similar thing in primary school, to knack my teacher been day hungry me wela
Politics / Re: "See Update": Nigerian Lady Uses Crates To Make Bed Frame, Video Amazes People by Necrophagia: 10:52am On Jan 10
For guys mattress is best left on the ground


E get y
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Necrophagia: 10:02am On Jan 10
joseph1832:
can we see the work you gave for free?

It's on your phone
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Necrophagia: 10:01am On Jan 10
iamL:


Your last sentence is the Usual excuse from Nigerians when caught in any illegal or criminal act.


Na naija be this , no be america
Celebrities / Re: We've Commenced Investigation Into Tiwa Savage Petition Against Davido - Police by Necrophagia: 9:53am On Jan 10
If na me be Davido , no need to make noise



I don send hit squad mount bounty for her head for street



Within a day she go day 6ft


Woman no fit threaten my life


She day vex say Davido no pipe am

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Travel / Re: Four Siblings And 16 Others Die As Two Boats Capsize In Rivers by Necrophagia: 9:49am On Jan 10
Where's their bodies??


Proof or I don't believe this
Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl by Necrophagia: 9:41am On Jan 10
Them go pipe his arse for prison
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 6 People, Injures 4 In Borno by Necrophagia: 9:37am On Jan 10
They should keep up the good work

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Travel / Re: Truck Crushes Two Students Of Akwa Ibom Polytechnic To Death by Necrophagia: 9:36am On Jan 10
Proof or this is big lie
Religion / Re: Meet Prophet TB Joshua’s 3 Daughters (Photos) by Necrophagia: 9:35am On Jan 10
Don't trust anything from BBC


I'll rather trust Fox news or TVC
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunmen Storm Ecuador Television Studio Amid State Of Emergency by Necrophagia: 9:32am On Jan 10
sweetval:
I hope this ends soon. One man can’t be bigger than the government or the people. It’s just a matter of time..

Not true


Just have a lot of money and you be shocked to see anything can happen

Check CDC cartel in Mexico
Crime / Re: Woman’s Decomposing Corpse Found Inside Gutter In Yenagoa by Necrophagia: 9:30am On Jan 10
This happens when you don't mind your business
Travel / Re: Advice: Learning A Skilled Work Before Moving To US For Msc. by Necrophagia: 3:39am On Jan 10
Na WA
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Declares State Of Emergency As Narcotics Gang Leader Escapes From Prison by Necrophagia: 7:59pm On Jan 09
God1000:
The entire south America is full of drug cartels



You know nothing about the countries you mentioned


You watch too much Hollywood

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