lol ok, I go buy u another fresh new Beyonce dictionary
Rihanna can only offer u umbrella wetin u want use umbrella do na?

tope2000:

Beyonce all the what
altho riri too is tight

yea, that's the thing.
There is no denying that Rihanna is very tight and that she is doing it very well.
The thing is just, you can't compare her to Beyonce yet, she just came out yesterday and made one good hit, and that doesn't qualify her to be compared to Beyonce that has been there from the start. Rihanna is just a solo singer, Beyonce juggled being a solo singer and being in the best female groups there is. Yet both ways she was nothing but a star.

not yet Rihanna . . . abeg, . ,

say he-low,

You don't say! --I adore them, I could spend my whole savings on them!  _{I have no savings sha}

I dey, good oo

I go carry Rihanna come dash u

Oh please! Rihanna haven't even gone half as far as Beyonce has gone and you guys are here comparing her to Bee. In four years time if she is doing as good as Beyonce is doing right now, I will give her every credit there is.

Eventhou anyone might not like Beyonce, There is no denial that she is not one of all these artists that come out and make noise at the start of their career, and then fade again. She has been there from the start, and up-till now she is still making HITS that are hotter than all f Rihanna's put together!! You can't compare Rihhana to her, when did Rihanna start? please!

There is no being subjective, Beyonce is hotter, makes hotter hits, has been there forever, is not fooling around with some small pikin as Rihanna is doing with the Chris Brown kid, Just what else!? -- Now nobody can judge them concerning their personality because you have never met or been with any of them.

I am not a Beyonce crazy fan, but when it comes to giving her her credit, I will do that as objective as possible.

cescky:


squeeze the living day light out of her with an almost warm,but hot embrace

i know u want to be like me when you grow up stop denying na
since when?

@post
ill shake him for aspiring to be me in future

Since when I'm in a good mood


@ topic

lol, say, aw are u my pikin?

Mustaayyy my loff - Knock his head!

erm it's an abbreviation of :" when last did you . . ."

@topic

12 years ago





when last did you ask someone to shut up?

Fine, How's u?

like 5 weeks ago 




when last did u eat a really well cooked food?

I don't really watch it . .





when last did you lie to you parents?

I'm obsessed with Ankle boots and skinny trousers

Just look at those   I could kill for them! -- Just look at d second pix with leggings!! aww, I luv ankle boots with leggings, goes soo well!

Ok, just one more  . . .
You na rat poison I go use! -- Any weapon fashion against my marriage shall perishhhhh!! gbam!

who is Mercy sef?

Na who dey engage my husband!??
I go kill person oo!!

Don't know who they are and I can't even see the prettiness in any of them.

@Topup

You made absolute sense,

To me, the whole "commitment phobia" thing, is just an excuse, so that in d future when they mess up, they can simply say " I told you so".
If someone really does care about you, then they will even hide the so called phobia, and try as much as possible to let u see how serious they are.
Phobia ko Phobia ni! -- Nobi only Phobia, wetin dey phobia you? please!

I don't see why I will still continue with someone who has made it straight clear to me that in the future he might toss me to one side and go his way, I mean, what other direct way is there to say something like that to a person?

"You have commitment phobia, Your ex broke your heart!" -- *hiss* A whole bunch of nonsense, you ex broke your heart, wetin she use break am? hammer? Abeg!. . .

,

hug

hmmm

hey sharrap, i trained u well, now u are a moderator! oya thank your mama u have a future ahead of u! _{but make u no go dey moderate babes oo} 

enque:

kilo de? na essay?!!!

Lazy human being lol,

@ post

I bow for anybody that reads this through oo!

loool, lmao wetin he do?

Mustay?? Chei! I train that boy well oo!! Now he has grown up to be a moderator 

yong babe:

a truly amazyn writeup.
pps hav d patience 2 read it through its worth it

I will soon kill u one day!

omg! are u sure dis happened?

lool @ topic

. . ,

Oh my God that was hilarious!!

prince_onx:

If I must go through all that before I settle with a woman, guess I might as well start thinking of being a priest!

rotflmao , U don see God own list?

dani1luv:

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

Lol, I can just imagine that,