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Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Neoviper147: 2:15pm On Jul 04, 2012
Guy, u know how many pple u go don send to coma before them go know say na some prayer joke? No try am again...i dey tell u now.**Heart Pounding seriously** shocked shocked embarassed embarassed
Phones / Re: MTN Refund My Money!! by Neoviper147: 3:44pm On Jul 03, 2012
ITbomb: [size=16pt]All of una be capital MUMU for complaining as if na only MTN dey Naija[/size]
Na your brain be mumu. Oloshi buruku.
Phones / Re: MTN Refund My Money!! by Neoviper147: 3:42pm On Jul 03, 2012
Yes Yes Yes,thiefy..thiefy MTN.They Took my N45 then another N30. Stingy Network. ETISALAT is still my best.
Politics / Re: Otedola Sues Tambuwal, Lawan, Others For N250bn by Neoviper147: 8:55am On Jul 02, 2012
Godman_n: Rubbish. You cannot sue any member of the national Assembly personally for actions taken on the floor of the national Assembly. Otedola has something to hide. He should release the video evidences he claim to hide.

I am certain he is a tool by the cabal that control Mumu GEJ.

Na your Generation Be MuMu and not my president. Full like you don get accident with stupidity.
Politics / Re: Dear Nigerian Youths, How Can You Actually 'Help' Nigeria!? by Neoviper147: 12:51pm On Jul 01, 2012
ebamma: if we truly want to help dis country we should never again vote for any ex-military man and any fisherman's son.

If you ever insult my president again, may thunder strike your chest. angry angryIdiot like you.
Food / Re: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by Neoviper147: 12:46pm On Jul 01, 2012
Pounded Yam and Black soup with Bush/Goat meat plus dry/smoked cat fish.=Esanland In Edo state. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Romance / Re: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Neoviper147: 10:27am On Jul 01, 2012
PRESERVER: Dear Future Wife,

I'm sorry for the delay in changing your last name but I'm hustling to make sure that:

*You don't enter okada,keke or even bus.
*You don't have to bother about landlords or co-tenants &
*Lastly, our kids won't have to ask me where I was when others were making money.
So, please be patient and pray harder.


IS THERE ANY SENSE IN THIS?

Guy, you you too much and it makes alot of sense.
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Artiste You Dislike The Most. & Why? by Neoviper147: 8:02pm On Jun 30, 2012
pDude: None. I dislike Nigerian music and movies so much.

me too
Education / Re: Covenant Varsity Produces 88 First Class Students by Neoviper147: 6:48pm On Jun 30, 2012
Their first class is equivalent to third class in UNIBEN.
Health / Re: World's First Genetically-modified Babies Born In The U.S by Neoviper147: 9:54pm On Jun 29, 2012
I wish to clone Rihana as a wify... grin
Health / Re: World's First Genetically-modified Babies Born In The U.S by Neoviper147: 9:51pm On Jun 29, 2012
Thank God, I can now clone a wife for myself...Naija girls don too Bleep. Their pussy don over wide and leaking...I love science. undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Sack Petroleum Minister Now, Protesters At NNPC Headquarters Tells Jonathan. by Neoviper147: 7:52pm On Jun 28, 2012
Thats the president's babe. Him no go fit sack her na grin grin grin

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Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 BBM Images Leak by Neoviper147: 9:09am On Jun 27, 2012
They are deceiving all you that use BB. Its the white man's way of scam! They just add a software and change it looks and tell u its latest and put a prize tag of N200k and u fools will fall for it. Well, not me. I am too advance for the BB Technology. Much Luv to my Nokia... kiss
Politics / Re: FG Writes US Over Possible Drone Strikes On Nigerian Soil by Neoviper147: 12:17pm On Jun 23, 2012
alameenLM: Its obvious that we are still slaves(to our colonist) in this country.some of us are shouting "So be it" to drone attacks.there has been no country that the US claimed to cleanse except that innocent people were massacred in mass.Lets think critically that had it been Germany,China,Japan or Russia that boko haram existed will the US even dare interfere.and what the hell is a terrorist list?.why didn't england & france have their own list? Is the US the only one that has humans in it.those US bastards are destroying weak countries when people are suffering in their own country & some think they stand for world peace.lets be wise,think properly & save ourselves from slavery.#freeNIGERIA
SECONDED. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE AMERICANS WHAT. THEY ARE THE SPONSORS OF THE BOKO.
Politics / Re: FG Writes US Over Possible Drone Strikes On Nigerian Soil by Neoviper147: 10:14am On Jun 23, 2012
cap28: Nigeria is now officially a battleground for american drones - many innocents will die because of this reckless decision by the cowardly ba.stards who claim they are running Nigeria.
I Hope you Aint Referring to my President, GEJ >:(
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Wuse II Abuja (Crystal Lounge) by Neoviper147: 8:00am On Jun 23, 2012
bohboh275: Na wa ooh how can we get out of this? especially when our president na fisherman. No be small thing. GOD save 9ja my country.
Na your Father be fisherman. What wud u expect him to do? to automatically become Jack Buawer? You are a fool if u refer to my president again.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Bombings In Zaria And Kaduna by Neoviper147: 8:46am On Jun 18, 2012
jamst: Hmmm...U see guyz,boko haram are not muslims lik myself,BH are SSS are PDP-dogs & their evil master are zionist jew Israhell and zionist USA...The bomb blast here & there are planned and planted by your State Security Service in co-ordination with evil-foreign agency (mossad,cia & mi5/6 wateva)....They are using the same tactics DIVIDE RULE CONQUER...Look at Sudan of recently DIVIDE,they want d same 4 Nigeria...My bro&sis wake up,our enemies are israhelli jew and zionist america...Try 2 make ur search about dis & prove me wrong...Peace 2 all

Seconded.have u ever wondered WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE WANT US
STERILIZED, OUR BABIES ABORTED, AND THE WORLD’S POPULATION REDUCED? Three studies were made by the elite to
determine that a population explosion was threatening the earth. The elites are the ILLUMINATI. They fund wars. They fund terrorist, they want to reduce the worlds population at all cost. They are the American. The Illuminati have the cure for AIDS. Actually, there are
many cures for AIDS But the one they had before the AIDS epidemic began will not be given to the
population until enough people die, or until the elite are exposed enough that they are forced to give
out the cure. They have extended their evil plans to this great Nation. They are the reason for all these bombings in my Great Country. Open your eyes peeps. I rest my case.
Family / Re: 12 Things Women Do Better Than Men by Neoviper147: 12:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
We're cleaner.
A study from San Diego State University of offices across the U.S. found that men's desks and offices are germier than women's. Researchers discovered that men had anywhere from 10 to 20 percent more bacteria in their workspaces than women-and scientists say it's because they tend to be less hygenic. Ick
WHAT DO U MEAN THAT YOU ARE CLEANER? ITS LADIES THAT USE TOILET AND THEY WONT FLUSH, THEY CARRY DIRTY PANTIES AROUND IN THERE HANDBAG,THEY PICK NOSE VERY WELL ETC grin grin grin

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Family / Re: 12 Things Women Do Better Than Men by Neoviper147: 12:38pm On Jun 14, 2012
[s]We graduate college more often.
We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree. [/s] WHY WONT YOU GRADUATE BETTER, WEN ALL U DO IN SKOOL IS TO GIVE MR.LECTURER THE KPOMO TO GET GOOD GRADES angry angry angry
Business / Re: Marilyn-Joan Obiora Of Diamond Bank Stole 125 Million Naira by Neoviper147: 9:09am On Jun 10, 2012
All these our Naija girls dey vex o!
Travel / Re: Aero Contractor Plane Misses Runway At Uyo Airport by Neoviper147: 7:50am On Jun 07, 2012
hardywaltz: Na so play play dey take turn serious. From near miss to mishap/tragedy. This is the tym for govt to have a sit down with all airlines and review/reinforce existing rules. Not shedding crocodile tears and rushing back to ASO Rock to eat cassava bread and Gucci tea.


Dont you ever in your miserable and low life insurt my President. angry angryYou be big fool.
Travel / Re: Aero Contractor Plane Misses Runway At Uyo Airport by Neoviper147: 7:48am On Jun 07, 2012
Obipat: Gej for come akwaibom come shade crocordile tears n go back 2 aso rock 2 eat #3m food evryday,Rubbish

Dont you ever in your miserable and low life insurt my President. angry angry
Car Talk / Re: Which Is Best SUV For Nigeria Roads? by Neoviper147: 6:02pm On Jun 06, 2012
ADD HONDA PILOT

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Politics / Re: AKHWAT AKWOP Gives 7 Days Evacuation Notice To Fulani Herdsmen In Kaduna by Neoviper147: 2:22pm On Jun 06, 2012
freshmoney: War is imminent. War is looming! Jonathan era is the worst. God help us!! undecided


This is Exactly what they want you to feel...those that are behind it.
So please, leave GEJ out of this angry
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family Grace Genevieve Magazine Cover by Neoviper147: 7:59am On Jun 05, 2012
HOW THIS ONE TAKE CHANGE THE PRIZE
OF HEAD OF FISH FOR MARKET?
NL NO GET NEWS AGAIN?
TV/Movies / Re: What's The Aim And Objective Of BBA Stargame ?? by Neoviper147: 7:24pm On May 31, 2012
simo2rule: I dont think there's any1 alive that hates it more than I do...
I hate it more than you do, Even after death, I will still hate it more than the living.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Commissions NNS ANDONI Warship: Made In Nigeria by Neoviper147: 1:20pm On May 31, 2012
gonzaga:
THOSE LOUSY NAIRALANDERS THAT NEVER SEE ANYTHING GOOD WITH GEJ/NIGERIA ARE NOT MAKING ANY COMMENT AT THE MOMENT. SHAME ON YOU ALL! I KNOW WITH TIME GEJ WILL MAKE US PROUD. ALL ATTEMPT TO DISCREDIT, AND PRESENT GEJ AS INCOMPETENT WILL CERTAINLY FAIL.
SECONDED
Phones / Re: How Can I Destroy A Stolen Phone Using Its Imei Number? by Neoviper147: 1:15pm On May 31, 2012
No network providers have that service now in Nigeria. Its a special service but Etisalat is close to getting it.

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Politics / Re: GEJ Launches Energy Saving Bulb To Conserve Power Supply by Neoviper147: 11:38am On May 31, 2012
Simple and short.

Music/Radio / Re: NBC Bans Kako Bi Chicken, Lowkey By Flowsick, Oliver Twist And Others by Neoviper147: 2:48pm On May 30, 2012
cheesy They shud lieve M.I cool
Education / Re: Occupy UNILAG: Students Protest MAU Renaming by Neoviper147: 2:48pm On May 29, 2012
angry MAULAG Students, if you protest too much, we will add skool uniform to your present Status. grin grin grin grin grin

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