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Politics / Re: 100 Innoson Jeeps: Governor Ugwuanyi Trends Online by Nep2une(m): 9:51pm On Sep 14, 2019
chukkystar:
If we can burry Tribalism in this country, we can go a long way. Tribalism is part of was is delaying Innosons growth in Nigeria
ok but do you own one?. I think its more of a fear for substandard products than tribalism. It would take some time to convince people with purchasing power to buy nigerian when trusted brands are readily available.
Fashion / Re: Pickup And Delivery Services In Lagos For As Low As N500 by Nep2une(m): 2:53pm On Dec 20, 2018
You can checkout eazyerrand.com they are cheap but only in lagos now
Business / Re: Pay On Delivery Nigeria Online Biz Killer by Nep2une(m): 10:57pm On Dec 04, 2017
The problem most Nigerian ecommerce startups have when dey launch is choosing between pay on delivery model or pay before delivery model. If you choose POD you must be ready to exchange words with degenerate customers and useless courier companies, there will be many returns by the way. Pay before delivery filters all that none sense some will argue that you have less customers but I think its less unserious and dubious customers. You can try the pay half now complete payment upon delivery model.
Adverts / Autosave RSA Towing And Mechanic Offers Free Auto Diagnostics To Lagosians by Nep2une(m): 11:49pm On Oct 07, 2016
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Even if its not an emergency and you just dont trust that your mechanic anymore we would definitely get you one that is professional and would get the job done


Autosave roadside assistance has got your back rest assured.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 8:37pm On Jul 26, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
I finished GAME OF THRONES in 24 hours.
such a pretty little liar
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 10:32am On Jul 25, 2016
Remember if you ever have emergency car trouble or you need towing in lagos call autosave o7o-519-9o781 we hope never to receive your call but rest assured if we do we'll swing into action immediately
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 3:03am On Jul 25, 2016
When your car breaks down on any lagos road but you know autosave got your back

Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:59am On Jul 25, 2016
When other road users are urging you to run the red light but *once bitten twice shy

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:57am On Jul 25, 2016
When you see council guys risking their lives in traffic for 100 naira

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:55am On Jul 25, 2016
Ikorodu okadas on BRT lane trying to outrun police like

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:53am On Jul 25, 2016
When the bus conductor was rude to you and police stops him for an offense

Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:49am On Jul 25, 2016
When they finally give you the bull crap excuse

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:46am On Jul 25, 2016
You and your boys waiting for the bull crap excuse LASTMA gives for stopping you unnecessarily

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:44am On Jul 25, 2016
How police greets you when you are "sure" and you give them 1k tip

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:42am On Jul 25, 2016
When the traffic light is green but the danfo driver doesn't drive cause all he sees is red

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:39am On Jul 25, 2016
When police stops you and you are related to the IGP

Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:38am On Jul 25, 2016
When LASTMA finally sees their scape goat for the day

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:36am On Jul 25, 2016
First time JJC driver that just came from the abroad meets LASTMA

Car Talk / Lagos Road Palaver (pictures) by Nep2une(m): 2:32am On Jul 25, 2016
If you travel around Lagos everyday you've probably experienced some of these before.
Brought to you by autosave
1 The danfo driver that doesn't waste time before giving "egunje" to LASTMA

Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 8:09pm On Jul 21, 2016
If people look down at you and try to ride you all the time check yourself you just might be an asss.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 7:36pm On Jul 21, 2016
bujudwele:
your girl is my biggest fan, windmill nigga
Better but lewd
Your girl is my biggest fan she blows me when i'm hot
Fashion / Shoe Care & Leather Hacks For The Gentleman by Nep2une(m): 12:15pm On Jul 21, 2016
So you bought those original leather shoes from gidicart and you want to care for them properly after the days use.
Well here are some tips
(Storing)
1--Leather shoes need love and care (sounds corny) it’s the truth,
The most important tip never store wet shoes, let shoes dry at their own speed and always store at room temperature to avoid material deterioration after a long day of wearing your leather shoes the first thing to do is stuff the insides with old newspaper (Punch or Guardian they only report bad news anyway) to maintain the shape, avoid wrinkles and creases and absorb some of the moisture.

2--After that clean the shoes with a soft rag before storing on the rack, store away from direct heat or cold. Heat can make leather crack and loosen the adhesives used to build it.

3--Don’t wrap in a plastic bag or poly bag for long, leather needs to breathe so as not to get disfigured, store in a soft cloth bag like the ones we get as souvenirs at owambe parties but a little lighter.
4--To keep boots or high tops from wrinkles/creases insert an empty wine bottle upside down into the boots then stand the bottle properly so that the boots are upside down this helps to keep the shape of the boots neck
5--If you are not going to be wearing the shoes in a long time say a month then put it under the bed or in your wardrobe but be sure to clean it with a rag or brush from time to time to prevent dust from discoloring the leather
6--Applying polish to your shoes before storing isn’t a bad idea if you use them often and they need to be ready on the go and all you need do is shine them with your brush.
(Cleaning)
7--For suede brush off dirt with a brush, clean marks with your pencil eraser and spray with your spray polish never clean with water or wax polish.
For patent leather rub with little Vaseline, kerosine might give it an unwanted odour
For your normal leather shoes clean the shoes with a damp rag (not dripping wet unless you really must) and let it dry
8--Apply enough polish on the shoes and let them dry for 5-10 minutes.
9--Shine with your shoe brush to remove the excess polish
10--This last step takes some time and is for Gentlemen who need that extra shine on the Toe and heel, dip some cotton wool in water and squeeze so its damp and there isn’t any excess moisture, oya "dab" in some polish and rub the heel and toe in a circular motion. Repeat steps 9 and 10 using new cotton wool until you are satisfied.
Remember if you can, try not to repeat the same pair everyday so they last longer.
This was brought to you by the gidicart eCommerce Lagos team. #bynaijatogrowthenaira
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by Nep2une(m): 7:40pm On Jul 18, 2016
Gidicart is a Nigerian ecommerce website which caters to young people and adults we strive to get you some of the best professionally crafted nigerian fashion products we believe that our nigerian products can actually so rest assured you are getting some of the best. We are based and deliver within lagos for now. What are you waiting for chexk us out www.gidicart.com
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 4:04pm On May 25, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Are you a PERIODical punstar? Why haven't we heard from you till now? Seems you pressed the menoPAUSE button. You should be here OVARYtime. ALWAYS drop a pun. We will TAMPON justice with mercy and give you 5 DAYS to report.
sorry i was seeing so much pun i decided to bring out my wand and spread some magic cool

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 2:12am On May 20, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
8/10. If you had said "This thread is SEW knit" then I'll have given you 10/10. If you don't get this, you should be PUNished.
the creative juices weren't flowing then But I guess it's my PERIOD now

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 9:24pm On May 12, 2016
U guys are so good una dey BUST my head
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 8:58pm On May 12, 2016
This thread is sow knit

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Business / Re: E-commerce And Retail Business In Nigeria. Experience,challenges & Prospect. by Nep2une(m): 8:14pm On Mar 26, 2016
phonesNgadgets:

Thx so much for the reminder, I'm a bit busy in the recent times, but I'll still share the story as the memory is still fresh in my brain and I've some if it saved on my device. Thank a lot. smiley
i am happy about this thread because am from a science background but i love business i am also building my ecomerce store but will be restricting it to lagos for now so as to remain efficient but i have a lot of questions and this is to other experienced guys in the house my business model is the marketplace sort of model,
1 how do i deal with suppliers
The signing of agreements part
2 how did you keep cost down at the early stages especially transport
3 how do you handle returns if any
4 did you register your business before launching or after
Thanks in advance
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Nep2une(m): 5:57pm On Mar 25, 2016
Moses simon is the only one doing it it for me no other player is adventurous efe ambrose tried it i think everybody is playing safe musa is disappointing
first first touches are poor for a winger, iheanacho is a looming danger as well as odion, mikel dey suprise me (in a good way) but nigerias problem is mostly midfield no ginger ginger midfielders very slow midfielders if Egypt scores in their next counter attack it'll be bad for nigeria
Literature / Re: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by Nep2une(m): 12:10am On Mar 04, 2016
AudreyTimms give us something to wet our beaks now
I feel like a junky looking for a fix grin
You have some nice insight about guys judging from your felix character is that also from personal experience

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Sports / Re: Oliseh: NFF Technical-Committee Members Resign En Masse by Nep2une(m): 8:59pm On Feb 11, 2016
Mekyno:

With oliseh as the coach we hv lost already. D best we can get is a draw in nigeria.
He is as confused as buhari, jst dat buhari does nt hv attitude problem lyk him. The team lack playing pattern, team work, technical input and purpose/directn. Aaah!
Mark my words.
How are we going to win when our model of football is faulty at the foundation, no standard watchable league all our players are scattered in various teams in europe, not enough important friendly matches that can test the players in summary i think nigerias football future lies in players that play together often (this helps in developing a playing pattern) stephen keshi was trying in this aspect but i dont believe in oliseh too maybe as time goes on sha

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Romance / Re: When Your Car Breaks Down On A Date by Nep2une(m): 11:52am On Jan 20, 2015
gmyguy:
are they expensive?
No they arent expensive its as cheap as 1k per month. You can call their boss 07051990781 he will give you more details

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