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Romance / Re: What Type Of Fruit Are You? by NET1(m): 11:19am On Oct 29, 2012 |
a Grape (and loving it). No time for heartbreaks...lol .NET |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by NET1(m): 11:07am On Oct 29, 2012 |
Errm, abeg where is that guy that staked his iPHONE (abi na blackberry)? |
Career / Re: How Do You Handle Envy From Co-workers Or Colleagues? by NET1(m): 4:18pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Ignore them, but keep a low-profile. |
Politics / Re: High-profile Boko Haram member Arrested In Senator's Home by NET1(m): 10:53am On Oct 20, 2012 |
Boka Haram Chief Captured in a Senator's House Mr Shuaibu Mohammed Bama, the Kingpin of the Islamic Terror group, Boko Haram was Captured inside the House of Senator Ahmed Zanna Khalifa, representing Borno Central Senatorial District, along Damboa Road, GRA Maiduguri. I just saw this in a page on Facebook .NET |
Religion / Re: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by NET1(m): 10:03am On Oct 20, 2012 |
I have really been thinking about this unpardonable sin thing for a ling time. For over 3 years, the thought of jumping into Hell, for this reason has been a source of worry to me. Since then, I have refrained from saying anything against Men of God, but I allow god to judge them. If any Pastor is guilty of fleecing people, using magical powers, etc let God be the judge. I just hope I have not committed this sin before my new resolution. The thought of Eternity in HellFire is scary. .NET 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Kelly Handsome In Secondary School. by NET1(m): 6:26pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
GOZILLA: Bia joshua take ye time! O gini na eme gi? Chere ka Ogbonna nu na ikporo ya head of state na nairaland! Gozie, how far? Longest time..... Ogbonna no go vex. Dat was his nickname na. Meanwhile, where's been? |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Kelly Handsome In Secondary School. by NET1(m): 4:19pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
eva_tee: @OP....I have few questions for u |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Kelly Handsome In Secondary School. by NET1(m): 4:08pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Super1759: @OP, I believe you are the one pointing your finger in that pix. Mehn, you get big head no be small No, that's not me. My picture is on my profile. The guy in the picture (pointing his finger) was actually actually called 'Head of States'. I hear he now works in one bank like that..... (chei, see when Men were boys). .NET |
Celebrities / Picture Of Kelly Handsome In Secondary School. by NET1(m): 12:43pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
LOL..... I just remember when me and this dude were taking Piano lessons - way back in Government College, Owerri.....see, how time flies .NET
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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Back In Abuja From German Hospital (pix) by NET1(m): 4:46pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
dtemidare: she looks more pretty and more smiles. wow |
Romance / Re: Woman Buys Giant Billboard Ad To Blast Cheating Husband by NET1(m): 2:10pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
saw this like a year ago...LOL.... still funny. .NET |
Phones / Re: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by NET1(m): 11:17am On Oct 17, 2012 |
nice innovation. |
Celebrities / Re: A Picture Of Ice-prince With Gun by NET1(m): 9:58am On Oct 17, 2012 |
Jokes apart. That gun is loaded with Bullets. Is that not a danger to anyone around him? .NET |
Crime / Re: Police: Why We Couldn't Save The Aluu 4 by NET1(m): 7:18pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
To those who branded those boys as cultists, I hope you've heard the true story. Something similar happened to me in Port Harcourt 2007. One day, I went on marketing, drive distributing fliers (for the company I was working for). I entered Tantalizers at Nwaja junction in Trans-Amadi to drop some flyers of my company for a program that was forth-coming. Inside the Restaurant, there was this small, photo studio and I met a young boy there. After exchanging handshakes and other pleasantries, I dropped my flyers and asked him to let people take them, so they can patronize my company. I had barely left Tantilizers when this boy ran towards me and (with a terrible frown) asked me to come back to Tantalizers. I asked him what the problem was, but he refused to say anything. He insisted that I come, so I obliged ( I had no choice). When we got there, the boy said the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life. He said that when I shook him (handshake), his peni.s got missing. I was bewildered! At this point, people started rushing inside Tantalizers to see the 'Peni.s thief'. Before I knew what was going on, SLAPS and PUNCHES started coming from Left, Right and Everywhere! I wasnt even given a chance to explain myself. The more I tried to talk, the worse it got for me. It was as if I had a grouse with these people before this time. These people were beating me as if they knew me before So, after a few punches, someone mustered courage to ask the boy to unzip his Trousers. He did so and alas... the PENI.S was THERE. That was when he said something worse. He then said that the Peni.s is there quite alright, but that it is not working. So, some people became apprehensive of the boy. His story was not straight anymore. First, it was missing; now, it is not working. Which one we go take? Meanwhile, I was writhing in pains, due to the slaps and blows I had received from those vulcanizers and spare parts dealers. When I saw the thing, I felt like stabbing that boy and dying together with him. Finally, they let me make a few calls. I immediately called my BOSS. He came with some other people and we then went to the Police Station. By the time we got to Trans-Amadi Police Station, the boy obviously saw it was going to be a Bad-day for him. People of influence started coming. Immediately, the boy started feigning Illiteracy, pretended not to know how to even speak or write English. My BOSS warned him sternly and threatened to deal with him. Then, a thought came into my mind: Let me take this boy to a Hospital where he can be medically examined to know if actually his peni.s is not working. But on the other hand, I thought: What if this boy had a disease before, and the medical exam proves it. Won't it corroborate his story. After everything, I just decided to let it go. The way God saved me from that day, I will never forget. Now, consider this: WHAT IF MY STORY HAPPENED IN ALUU? 6 Likes |
Business / Re: Sort Codes For Nigerian Banks by NET1(m): 2:54pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Nice thread. |
Crime / Re: Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch by NET1(m): 11:56am On Oct 13, 2012 |
Horus: [size=17pt]Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch[/size] Una neva see anything. If the indigenes of Aluu did not have a hand in the brutal murder, then who did? |
Politics / Re: Timetable For The Current Youwin Programme by NET1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
BeraBera: Uh oh! 2 days to go then. Make hay while the sun shines Did you participate in last year's edition of the YouWIN programme? You sound like you did. Anyway, good job you're doing here. .NET |
Family / Re: High School Bullying...A Victim Or The Oppressor? by NET1(m): 3:56pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
freecocoa: Hmm God knows this can't happen to me, I fought an SS2 girl the first day I resumed school as a JSS1 student. She asked to go buy her fanta, buns and then bring back 20naira change for her, I told her I don't know where its sold since that day was my first in the school, she pointed me to the right direction, I stood there waiting for her to give me money with which to buy the items but she didn't, the next thing she said was "Go na what are you waiting for?" Ahn ahn I looked at her and said "money na" she said "if I see you hear by the time I open my eyes eh c'mon use your money" I just hissed and walked away, she pulled me back and slapped me, it was like a movie, omo I wooze am back with my small hand, only God know wetin happen next, na principal come settle matter with the girl going on suspension, after that day na fight with one senior or the other till I became a senior. I no dey hear word o. chei! laugh wan scatter my belle. I never see dis babe, but I already have a mental picture of an "I-NO-GO-GREE" person. abeg, which school you been go sef? .NET |
Religion / Re: Is Speaking In Tongue Learnt Or Received? by NET1(m): 11:51am On Oct 08, 2012 |
I believe that tongues are a sign of the Holy Spirit's dwelling in the life of an individual, therefore it should not be learned, but born-again Christians should whole-heartedly seek this. I also believe that Speaking in tongues is however NOT the main reason the Holy Spirit comes into the life of a Person. In Acts 3, after the Holy Spirit came down, the Believers spoke in tongues, but also were 'emboldened' to speak God's word without fear anymore. Apostle Peter, who became jittery when accused by a maid of following Jesus, (after the Pentecost) became so bold and unashamed that in just one Sermon he gave, over 3,000 souls surrendered to Jesus. Also, in our lives today, the Holy Spirit helps Christians make good decisions in the Businessplace, at work, in school, etc. However, Many of you here are saying unimaginable things against the works of the Holy Spirit. I want to advise all of us to be careful when we say things that concern the Holy Spirit. Jesus says that any Blashpemy against the Holy Spirit WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN. God may forgive other sins, but he WILL NOT FORGIVE THIS ONE. Why don't we allow God to judge everybody and thereafter separate those who speak in tongues of their own accord from those who speak by the Holy Spirit. I remember a story of a young girl (less than 10 years old) who attended a crusade in Aba some years ago. In the heat of the service, this illiterate girl started speaking in good, polished correct English. Then, she also prophesied. After the crusade, some people wanted to interview her in English. Then she blurted: "Ogwem a dighi i nu ihe i di ika" - meaning "I don't understand what you are saying". They thought she was joking. After several attempts to make her speak in English like she just did about 2 hours ago, the pastors interviewing her observed that the girl was truly stark illiterate. If that is not speaking-in-tongues, tell me what is. 4 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Jessica Cox The First Armless Pilot by NET1(m): 1:04pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
No vex. If I have pre-knowledge that the pilot is handicapped, I no go fly that plane. Instead, make the 30K burn. What if yawa come gas for yonder (30,00ft above sea level), maybe a thunderstorm, an Air-crash, Emergency landing, etc Then she come take leg dey find the brake? At that point, you'll start making your ways right with your maker? Worse yet, if the second pilot also handicapped like her? Abeg, I no dey fly with this woman. .NET |
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Swore At Mariah Carey During American Idol Auditions by NET1(m): 10:20am On Oct 03, 2012 |
pastie: Are they Nigerians ? No, they are Zulus 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Vs Romney : US Presidential Debate On October 4 2012 by NET1(m): 10:08am On Oct 03, 2012 |
nonen: NEPA/PHCN, abeg, I take God name beg una. My Generator just broke down, needs electric coil replacement/recoil, no be moi-moi matter, but I have it on budget. I can't afford to miss this debate, and worst still, can't watch it in somebody's house. Na una hand I dey oooo! Lolest......very funny. .NET |
Programming / Re: Microsoft Attempting World's Largest Coding Marathon by NET1(m): 10:04am On Oct 03, 2012 |
I like this. I think Nigerian companies should do this too. .NET |
Politics / Re: Anti-Islam Film - Boko-Haram Issues Threat by NET1(m): 4:42pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
I thought they said this man was dead? Wetin come happen na? .NET |
Politics / Re: FG Orders Opening Of Bye-pass In Lokoja-Abuja Road by NET1(m): 6:09pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
Opoki: Well, I'm Igbo and your statement gives me hope for Nigeria. Pay no attention to that old hag. He's one of the people destroying the country with tribalism. .NET |
Business / Re: Serial Numbers Of Stolen Laptops by NET1(m): 12:34pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
afam4eva: You wan recover stolen laptop for obodo Nigeria? Even ship wey loss dem never see, na laptop dem wan come find. No go buy new laptop lmao Afam, I've known you for a while here on NL and I don't know you to issue comments like this. What is happening? .NET |
Politics / Re: Gowon Did Not Cede Bakassi - Akinjide by NET1(m): 10:08am On Sep 27, 2012 |
Demdem: FORMER Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF) and Minister of Justice, Chief Richard Akinjide, on Wednesday, declared that former head of state, General Yakubu Gowon, did not cede the Bakassi Peninsula to Cameroon. Oga Minister, if you are not ready to name the person who ceded Bakassi to Cameroon, then please just shut up. You wan sound relevant, whereas your time don pass. Wetin sef? If you know the person, tell us. On the other hand, if you don't, go sidon somewhere. PS: Demdem, no mind this guy abeg. I'm not sure he has his facts right. .NET 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by NET1(m): 6:01pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
hmmm. funny questions. .NET |
Business / Re: 5 Proven Tips To Become A Multi-millionaire In Nigeria by NET1(m): 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
I'm inspired by this post. Keep it up. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ** by NET1(m): 3:54pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
please send to joshua.otuonye@afrintech.com Thank you in advance. |
Travel / Re: Aviation Minister Threatens To Sue Arik Air by NET1(m): 4:51pm On Sep 22, 2012 |
all these "Garri Sellers" have invaded this thread again. Wetin be una own sef? .NET |
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