Want something new? Send me a msg. I'm currently in Abuja.

superCleanworks:
gather his family and friends and behead him with a blunt cutlass right in front of them so the message will spread very fast

Bro please I sent you an email. I need to ask you about an old post of yours. It's just an email abeg. Please I'll be expecting a reply. I had to login with this old account just to send you this message. Please treat as urgent. Thank you bro.

P.S: Better still here's my email in case Naira land sent nothing to you. Thank you so much.

w3angel@gmail.com

remi1444:
would love to see this alter ego. any link to download it?

It's on Netflix Nigeria.

In the storms of life, a CANOE won't get you anywhere.

That's why a SHIP is built.

Therefore, with these few points of mine, I hope I can convince you that RELATIONSHIP is far better than RELATIONCANOE.

On a serious note: Relationships are hard. Yet, what do you think life is really all about? If a bullet from an angry gun misses your heart by inches, and you know that could have been your last breath, what are the thoughts that will run through your mind?

I'm sure one of them (or probably the only one) would be, you wish you were patient enough to endure, bear and love that girl that truly loved you.

And if you were heartbroken, so what?

Who says there is only ONE person in the world for you?

There is no ONE person. There is only ONE RIGHT person.

Sit down in your CANOE and think upon these words...

Would you go for it if you found a younger man who is easier to talk to and be with? Not a male prostitute who is out for sex only but a male friend who is very much concerned with giving pleasure to you. Sexual pleasure, yes - but also understanding you as a woman - your wishes, your desires, what you like and what you don't. In short, your agenda becomes his agenda.

If that's a YES you're thinking about, then you've found him.

My name is Cheesecake and I think of myself as someone who represents the best in men in both character and sexual skill. I always conduct myself in a way so that I also bring credit to myself but pleasure first to the woman I'm with.

Since I was 12, I have always been attracted to older women, same as they've always been attracted to me. It wasn't until I was 17 that I was approached by a pretty 48 year old fine girl. Well, I didn't oblige her then because I was so scared of the attention I got from women. But over the years, I've discovered and accepted that it is part of nature's design for me to give the best to women. And I've been doing that since.

A word to young guys who need so-called Sugar Mummies? Wake up guys! There are no Sugar Mummies anywhere. No woman likes to be labelled as that. But I can spare some of the secrets that have made me successful with older women. Here:

I think the most important thing is that I am always attentive to the woman I'm with. I pay attention to what the woman I'm with is saying as well as what her body language is saying. I think sometimes the body language is far more honest than her words.

Then I compliment her often and I make her feel special. It's always all about her. Never about me. I make sure she gets the attention, not me.

I dress nicely. My nails are clean and manicured. I speak softly, but confidently. I'm always a gentleman, although in the bedroom I am sometimes asked to be otherwise.

I spend a lot of time looking at her eyes, rather than her other features. I try to look at her and think what she must have looked like when she was sixteen - instead of 38 or 45. I try to rekindle that feeling of youth that lies dormant in most mature women.

I try to get her to relax and feel real comfortable. I caress her and talk softly. I gently kiss and nibble on all her sensitive places. I ask her to be honest with me and tell me her sexual fantasies. I ask for her sexual wish list, so to speak, and nod approvingly at everything she says. I tell her how sexy she looks and how she really turns me on.

I take my time, doing everything verrry slowly.

I get her to a high level of excitement ... I use my tongue ... my fingers ... I make it unbearable. I beg her to surrender ... to let go ... and not be tensed. I never let go myself until she reaches the absolute height of her s-e-x-u-a-l experience. When we're finished, I tell her what a great lover she is - the best in her own style.

You'll be wondering why I'm saying all these but I hear that men don't know these enough to do it to women. And women need it.

My profession is an honorable one. I see it that way, because I bring out the woman in women. The best is what I see in every woman I'm with. I overlook her faults. I overlook her weaknesses. To me, she's strong and beautiful, and I want to know her more.

I don't have a girlfriend and it's hard to pick one, because I enjoy meeting and being with many women. I'm not sure I'll be selfish enough to give everything I have to one woman.

Hope you can handle my being with other women?

Call me and let's become friends ... who knows which part of the bedroom we'll go from there? *wink* :-) 07030833405

ONE REALLY SIMPLY SIGN? - He doesn't act interested in you.

Love ya!

First and foremost it is not a problem. It is a preference and believe me it is psychological. Perhaps you were aroused in the early stages of your childhood by an older women who may have excited you enough to register the experience in your sub-conscious memory bank.

On the other hand, older women really are interesting, exciting and fun to be with to younger men. Apart from the purpose of payment-for-intimacy motive, older women come bundled with a lot of experience and patience to give and receive love. Also the prospect of conquering a woman older than themselves is another whole thrill for younger guys who love to attract older women.

All in all, take time to discover your own reason(s) for wanting older women and then decide if you want to go into a long-term relationship culminating in marriage with an older lady or if it is going to be a short-term thing culminating in a fling or affair.

Just stay within the boundaries of your conscience dear. Love ya!

You must be pretty - and I mean pretty - to be too hot to resist. Sadly, some men lack enough self-control and sense of responsibility to do the right thing.

You do get advances from decent guys. I may have seen you once or twice (in my dreams) but I think you are the one trying to be selective of the kind of "decent" man you want. Just be sure of the 3 top character traits you want so that man fishing for you will be a whiff!

Cheers babe!

IF a guy and a girl are dating, there will exist some level of commitment between them, even if not consciously, but subconsciously. Therefore, the girl was wrong to have done what she did. The boyfriend had the right to do what he did. You all will agree with me that if the guy and the girl were just friends, then the story would be different.

I believe this case only calls for us to be more responsible and respectful to the ones we "say" we love and are committed to. Cheers people!

Everybody's got their own individual style and unique way of expression. Therefore I shouldn't have any right to criticize his style, ok guys.

On the other hand, I've come to analyze that hit songs have all got a pattern. You use it, your songs seduce people. Khalifa did that, so let him shine in the glory!

Let it go guys!!!

I'm surprised no one's answered you yet.

Well, I respect the fact that coming from Namibia, you appreciate our music. The song you heard has definitely got to be WACOMZY's "Celebrate" hit single, okay?

Cheers!

@MzD@rkskin I'm on YIM. Let's talk abt dis.

MzD@rkSkin:

Let me clean those bi-focals please!

If I were a super genius and knew what it took, I'd create either a nuke bomb or a "one time only" pill the could cure all of terminal ailments! Depends on my opinion of humanity @ the time. (Not trying to win your affection, just being honest besides I'm "married" to 190).

Not a bad answer for a sassy nerd, but one quick piece of advice - never accuse a guy of trying to hit on you when he's innocent. You could break his heart even before you become friends at all. I find you interesting and attractive - not "marriageable". Don't push it. Well, I like your answer. Thought-provoking. Did the question really give you a hard time thinking about , or it was somewhere locked away in the crevices of your mind?

@Dyt, u said what u said but it is nice to know people like u still exist. The world has twisted the definition of "nice" to many other variations. Why shouldn't I find it rare? Women like you deserve the best men out there to appreciate your virtue. I really pray u cross paths with "Mr Best Right".

Dunno if it's weird but I enjoy being with ladies. And consequently I have so many of them around me. No no, don't think where you're going - I don't break hearts. I just mend more than I can handle.

Dyt:

I m nice 2 a fault

Sounds like a full-blown lie cherie, but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. I mean, I expressed myself, so why the hell can't you? But if you mean what you say, then truly I want to know you better.

Beync:

I get excited at hearing the sound of any of my favourit musics, sometimes i wonder if i can live in a world without  music. sometimes i found maself singin and dancing in my world
Secondly, My Looks,sometimes i look extraordinary beautiful, sometimes i look ok.
Again sometimes am open to conversations sometimes i find myself mute

You're just fine darling!

MzD@rkSkin:


@angel0v3 Spot on! I've met some personalities on myspace, facebook and what have but NOTHING LIKE I have on NL. For one thing is character Mr.Cork ALWAYS brightens my day @ work lol.  As for the "party" sounds. . .nice  lol. btw Einstein was my mother's uncle's dad's granfather's mom's cousin 

I just discovered that the way you combine being so nerdy and being so sassy at the same time is trying to get me looking at your way with romantic goggles. Well, just do your best to stop being weird on purpose. Anyway, do let me ask you one question: if you had 1 hour to live and you had like more super brains than u may currently have, what last invention would you create to benefit you or others around you?

TIP: Think hard coz your scores in my head vastly depend on your answer, alright?

@MzD@rkskin, I really think u'd do better studying than hanging out here. U look like , do u know Albert Einstein? Yeah, yeah, the dead genius of course!
On the other hand, NL could give you an opportunity to unwind with the craziest guys and girls here. So would you want us to have a little party for you right here?

And don't get me wrong yet @tjskii, I don't think I intend to hit on you anyways. U look friendly and good. Good people don't meddle with naughty people , like me? So, please feel free to answer why u chose such an obsure profile name.

tjskii:

yeah i agree with kunbee,nice letter,it's actually becoming difficult to find nicely written write ups like this one,as an intro to a thread,
@poster, as a result of this,im going to reward you with your very own sugarmummy,standby for her call

Well, I can only guess the nicest words are usually the truest ones. Thanks for the "compliment". But, I have one problem with you: why use the handle "tjskii"? It sounds so unlike what you look like. It sounds absurd.

I want an older woman to love and care for - a sugar mummy I guess they call them (eventhough it sounds lame calling them that). For me, older women get more beautiful as they climb the ladder of time. From their mature body shape and structure to the experience they've been thru, younger ladies may not stand a chance.

I'm open for a relationship with any older woman who doesn't mind daring to chat me up. I don't need her money (though a little could be unavoidable). I just needed an open platform to ask any beautiful older woman out, and it seems Nairaland is serving that purpose. So whereever u are, dare to ring me up

- 07030833405

BTW, hope to enjoy 2011 with just u.

From a waiting young lover,

Chike