Sveen:
Blah blah blah blah. What the heck is this thread for? Also, interactions are inevitable, however, that does not imply that we deviate from the purpose we're here entirely.

Tuesday is December 1st. Some departments have started writing tests, and Monday would be the 7th week out of the supposed 13 weeks of lecture. What the hell is happening?

We could even ask some of us (the already admitted ones) to please screenshot what they're been taught in their various departments with us, instead of discussing about absolute jargons endlessly.

Coupled with the Christmas breaks in December, classes are likely to hold for 3weeks instead of four, furthermore, it is not even certain that the list would be out this coming week, and that's if they're gonna release it at all, thereby making it the 8th week of lecture.

Suffice to say, this thread is no longer serving it's purpose. Thanks to you all.

I agree with you totally!!

please I just have 3 questions --when will this list come out? --Has it come out already? --where is this thread running too?

LEGITLAYO:
Hello bosses... .
I'm the latest medical student in town nau.. ..
I don get medicine and surgery for oou .
God no put me to shame Oh....

After 4 battles with Mr dibu ojerinde.
After sacrificing my degree at the university of agriculture makurdi.
After coming back to do pre degree after crossing to 200 level in biology education.
After being the local scholar of biology education in makurdi.
After all the discouragement.
After all the hours of lectures.
Finally, God Don do am.
He has won in my life....
And I know he'll also win in yours too...

Help me join hands start to dey clap for Jesus Oh.
Yagaga this God too good abeg...

Congratulations Adetipe Adelayo legitlayo!!!
You have been offered admission into a 6-year first degree programme into olabisi onabanjo university ago iwoye
Course MEDICINE AND SURGERY in the faculty of MED/PHARM/HEALTH SCIENCES °°°°

Cc
Boigrammz
Khassy
Reekado
Duke59
Titidi
Mzlarem
Nobodyy
Jerryspan
Temmi001
Youngmilio2
Wheesin
MsTIQ
DrHesjay
Sveen
DharmyYinks
GideonG
IDGAF

And a whole host of others... . ..

The God wey do my own go surely do una own Oh...

It's been epic fun with y'all... .
Sadly God said it's oou not unilorin...

I'll still keep in touch tho....

Make I go hustle for all necessary fees
...

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae... ..

Yaga!! !

Congrats!!!

[quote author=LEGITLAYO post=39012053]
Are you alright at all....
You think it'd everybody here that likes reading tech news??

Wetin dey do all these ICS students sef?

[/quote
I'm wondering too.. It was all jargons to me. Please rant at the appropriate section.

DAVIYJONESS:
typical nigerian girl

I think you were dropped on your head as a baby or maybe you ate the idiotic cake.
I see you're getting more immature and dimwitted every single day.
tbh I still dislike you.
I don't understand why guys on nairaland generalize girls on their thread and nothing is said. But if it is the other way around guys shout and yell.
Mister David Jones please grow up seriously no one wants someone like you.

vizkiz:
and these are the mothers of our future kids

Excuse me?

buygala:
6- Stop having silly monikers


Who in God's name will take a girl seriously who calls herself 'Sugarbee, Punkyveer, Mzflexydeeva, EroticAngelina?


Monikers like 'DaughterofZion, ilovekids, Evangelistblessing, Adamsrib, iloveJesus are more appropriate for available spinsters

your name is buygala.... I can't take you serious either. a-hole.

GideonG:
Per academic session.

same for hostel fees?

GideonG:
Culled from Facebook
"Great news ladies and gentlemen,even thou d school is said to admit 7800 students this section due to jamb strict policy, I was told yesterday DAT the v.c as approved and sign another 4000 names,to be released later this week.now u see it is ur time to smile and relax.to those of u reading this and are yet to be admitted, God that did mine ,has already included ur name in Jesus name." by Joshua Todimu Tosin

I think I feel a little better now ....

NOBODYY:


I Pray We get the admission

Amen, I'm really sorry could you maybe take the picture again it's not really clear. thank you.

[quote author=NOBODYY post=38525938][/quote] where did you get that?

DAVIYJONESS:
why did you send me an email? Can't you chat here?

Nah... I was just looking for trouble. I just really dislike you.

DAVIYJONESS:
dumb

that's your only reply for everything

DAVIYJONESS:
This is my job ( the man of list), I have no english to waste so let me get straight to the point.

• Finger a punny

• Bleep your GF or ex-GF's friend

• Force a girl to sex ( not rape but almost rape

• Ask two sisters out

• Suck a pussy once or more

• Bleep two different girls same day

• Attempt anal sex

• Have sex with a girl in her home

• Bleep a girl you toast that very day

• Attempt all night sex

I'm daviyjones the man of list, if you haven't done these its never too late make sure you do atleast 8 before you marry.

For Those that have done these, you are now a man ready for marriage. With all these done before marriage you'll have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you've done it all.

DAVIYJONESS:
This is my job ( the man of list), I have no english to waste so let me get straight to the point.

• Finger a punny

• Bleep your GF or ex-GF's friend

• Force a girl to sex ( not rape but almost rape

• Ask two sisters out

• Suck a pussy once or more

• Bleep two different girls same day

• Attempt anal sex

• Have sex with a girl in her home

• Bleep a girl you toast that very day

• Attempt all night sex

I'm daviyjones the man of list, if you haven't done these its never too late make sure you do atleast 8 before you marry.

For Those that have done these, you are now a man ready for marriage. With all these done before marriage you'll have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you've done it all.

DAVIYJONESS:
This is my job ( the man of list), I have no english to waste so let me get straight to the point.

• Finger a punny

• Bleep your GF or ex-GF's friend

• Force a girl to sex ( not rape but almost Rape

• Ask two sisters out

• Suck a pussy once or more

• Bleep two different girls same day

• Attempt anal sex

• Have sex with a girl in her home

• Bleep a girl you toast that very day

• Attempt all night sex

I'm daviyjones the man of list, if you haven't done these its never too late make sure you do atleast 8 before you marry.

For Those that have done these, you are now a man ready for marriage. With all these done before marriage you'll have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you've done it all.

rape is rape and Op is an immature
attention seeking idiot.

IamAtribalist:
Here is a plausible explanation for you:

Intelligence and creativity are developed in the crucible of competition and enterprise. Men are generally intelligent and creative because they have to. A man has to make money to survive so he must learn a trade, get an education or hustle whichever way. Also, a man who has no money must learn to be creative in order to get the attention of the opposite sex (aka women). Now women have not develop intelligence and creativity for the same reason. A woman does not need to work to survive. All she needs is a man (a few men) who will take care of her with the understanding that she spends some quality time with him. Also, women don't have to be funny or intelligent to woo men - they only have to wear dresses that emphasize their curves and bussoms and men will come a running. So there you have it. Men are intelligent because they don't have a choice. Women are stupid because they don't need to be intelligent to survive. Get it?

I'm pretty sure any woman can survive without a man. I sure can. I'm intelligent enough to survive. I think you are stupid to say things like this about women. Your mother, sisters, niece, aunty and female cousins must be disappointed to have someone like you in their family with -100 IQ.
no offence!

DharmyYinks:
Be d sacrificial lamb naaa..dnt wrry we wil pay all ur fees

I was just about to say the same to him.

DharmyYinks:
phone rings.....

Secretary: hello..office of d Vice Chancellor of Unilorin


Me: hey...wer is dat ambali

Seke: Srry sir do u mean Mr. V.C

Me: Yh..wateva u call im...tel im am on d line...and its a matter of life n death

Seke: okay...wait a moment....he is nt around sir..he has been busy for while

Me: Busy doin wat

Seke: Wel *whispers* rumour has it dat he is busy searchin for d admission list dey wer suppose to giv JAMB


Me: Wat!!! Yeeee! Ayaf die
*faints*

Funny Guy!

IQDONABLE:


He said: Starting from 4 pm today!



Not expecting it thou, my source said between 21st-24th sept.

that's what I heard too. Though when the list is going to be out doesn't matter to me, what matters is whether my name is on it.

Jamean:

When the woman cleans up your mess and depends on your for every survival, you call her a LovePeddler, gold digger and lay about. When she tries to make a living she becomes a feminist.
.. and you clicked the follow button of a feminist. How ridiculous that you want to keep tabs of what a feminist has to say.
Another discounted opinion.
Thanks for being a fan.

I'm officially in love with you.

tosyne2much:
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Really Op comparing a woman to a cheap good that attracts many buyers... That's just plain idiotic!

Op must be very stupid and naive.
I don't know why people think marriage is the principal thing.
maybe she is busy pursuing an education or a career and trying to settle down financial like a man would.
Is there a law that say women must marry at age 20- 25
what is it with some guys on nairaland sef?

depends....

If he was 30 and she was 26 wouldn't they get married if they're in love? Why does it matter if it's the other way around?

Kingsley1000:
I can't rape any woman,am way too responsible for that, had it been she was resilient,would have respected her but she played along

Do you even know what resilient means?
You are not making any sense.

First I don't believe your story. And even if it were true then you raped her, jerk! Did she agree to have sex with you? - NO She even did struggle... OP is a monster.

wheesin:
Summary; Women are sex slaves, they should be oiled and used at will.

What do u mean? you can't judge half the population on one person acts!

oh my... so funny I think I forgot to laugh! bullsh*t

oh my... so funny I think I forgot to laugh! bullsh*t