No.


wouldnt you like a trip to the beach with her?

closed ke? who tell you say palmie dey make person high? *hic* abeg, somebody come *hic* come warn .  .  .

ehm, no!

do you mind reminding me which one you're referring to?

bar man, oya give me one bottle of palm wine mixed with half a glass of pure water. no otapiapia please!

@ OP,

ehm! ok! i'd wait for the next attempt.



singing: ". . . e get plenty plenty things wey no suppose happen for dis life; plenty plenty things; plenty plenty . . ."

CrazyMan:

You de share garri and groundnut for all the tatafos for Joke section and you no remember say me sef follow.

Oya where my own?

               guy, u worry o! so na hungry be the reason for your vexation.           i been think say you wan talk say i toast ya babe! nna guy, go that junction, tell adamu - the aboki wey dey sell chicken suya - to give you two whole chicken. tell am say na me send you.           one of the babes for here go supply the garri.   

CrazyMan:

@Nich

No ask me why I de vex because you know

     ehm!    hmmmm     eeehm!     e don tay wey i commot for school. Oya yarn me wetin dey ves you.

koolchicco:

*Reloading. . .*

     for this age and time? oya sharp sharp carry am go my workshop.

what a suicide attempt! Lancaster, take am easy o! Abi who be that?

ULSHERLAN:

Incomplete

Otondo

Pharoh! No tell me say your heart is still hardened: you still never repent?

Happie nu year brov!

wonders shall never end! see bad dream sha!

Did You Tell?

Ughelli

Undefined!

_{Chief K Oloye i hail o! Happy nu yr sir!}

Ubuntu

"DALLAS – A Texas man declared innocent Tuesday after 30 years in prison had at least two chances to make parole and be set free — if only he would admit he was a sex offender. But Cornelius Dupree Jr. refused to do so, doggedly maintaining his innocence in a 1979 violation and robbery, in the process serving more time for a crime he didn't commit than any other Texas inmate exonerated by DNA evidence.  .  ."

".  .  . Dupree was sentenced to 75 years in prison in 1980 for the violation and robbery of a 26-year-old Dallas woman a year earlier. He was released in July on mandatory supervision, and lived under house arrest until October. About a week after his release, DNA test results came back proving his innocence in the sexual assault.  .  ."


".  .  . Under Texas compensation laws for the wrongly imprisoned, Dupree is eligible for $80,000 for each year he was behind bars, plus a lifetime annuity. He could receive $2.4 million in a lump sum that is not subject to federal income tax."

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110104/ap_on_re_us/us_dna_exoneration_texas

now isnt this something like what our senators and reps should be working on for our overcrowded prisons especially with a great number of inmates, possibly, being wrongfully detained/jailed?

Long live Nigeria! and every place else. 

fine gurl! 

wow! so much talk and no work done;
now, i'd rather take a walk while it's yet dawn.

Good morning peoples!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! iyawo how you doing? good to have you around. 

Watts Up Folks? 

Happie Nu Year!

who do the election? when and where did it hold? abi na una tif the 'DDC' machines that time? congrats! and

benjie! na you be that? happie nu year!