hmmmmm don Seun, let's talk investments! i see a brighter future!

so how much you don make today make i follow audit your account before we call oga sanusi.

space dey already! i don even tell lysaa say wakis wan begin flow!

 

wait o! I.D, wey the chops? no grubbs? 

Idowuogbo:

Nich d car and dogs are paintins
Sum1 shud konk dat guy wiv d twin towers. He could have a potrait of dat if.He wanted no ink himsef na waaa oooo

ehen! for real?

it's your birthday & we will sing cos we want to . . .

guess what?

ehm! where they @? something is wrong with this picture!

Idowuogbo:

Nicccccccch is here, happy hour she stretches her hand forth for a hug, u must to drop levy fee o, y u waka u go for so long u go do crusade for Gabon ni

levy? no long thing! Gabon ke? i don waka go anoda area: market must sell o jare!


singing for yinka: " . . . happie birthday to you . . . pop pop pop oya pop something . . . "

tupac

and for babies

hmmmmm, i wonder . . .

interesting ones

see wahala in the name of fine boy!

Yinka, are we supposed to pop champagne today?

jackpoooooooot! take am easy o! i hope say u remember say na 3rd mainland bridge u still dey. wait till you get home!

badosky! what's popping?

Yinkalink & Element G i throway salute o!

feelgood:

@Nich and Ode Remo,
Sorry guys, I can't be of help here. Any explanation will remove the punch lines and it will no longer be a joke.
Where you don't understand the same, ignore it and move on - knowing fully well that not all jokes can be understood by everybody. this is because our perceptions and understandings of the said jokes are influenced by various factors of which our background and exposure plays a very important part.
there are some jokes here I do not claim to understand - I just move on.
Hope your day has been cool. Cheers
Ps:@ Baby.me - Sorry, I can't help you out of your disappointment for the same reasons as afore said

nice points & i agree with you 140%.

@ Ubiero,

great job done.

having said all, OP biko give us some more to keep the thread alive kinda!   

Dyt, Efe & baby.me how y'all doing? 'tis been ages!   

lancaster, how market? 

who invented Grammar?

  mehn! wetin happen?

advisory

wow! eeyah! who said working out a partnership was easy!

mon ami
patwhizkid
pweety4me
hbabe

and claire!

what a pity!

chelsea fans planning to take 3rd mainland bridge tonight, pls take it easy: 'twas just a match! no long thing! pls be around for next season. we'd luv to watch more matches with u!  

Princek12:

any links?

link to wetin? it's all over! the war ended in a bloody mess!

wetin do chelsea?

eyah! pele jare!

wow!