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Why I Hate Visiting Rich Folks by feelgood(m): 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
I was at a very rich friend's house, the maid approached me and, Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? Answer: Tea please. Question: ceylon tea, indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea? Answer: ceylon tea please Question: how would you like it, black or white? Answer: white Question: milk or fresh cream? Answer: with milk Question: goat's milk or cow's milk? Answer; with cow's milk please Question: freezeland cow or afrikaner cow? Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black Question: would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? Answer: with sugar Question: beet sugar or cane sugar? Answer: cane sugar Question: white, brown or yellow sugar? Answer: forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead Question: mineral water, tap water or distilled water? Answer: mineral water Question: flavoured or non-flavoured? Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst. "The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you." |
Re: Why I Hate Visiting Rich Folks by naijadiva2(f): 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
that's funny |
Re: Why I Hate Visiting Rich Folks by edygirl(f): 5:10pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
I knew you were joking. You don't have to stop going to the rich man's house. This is how to do. If she /he whoever the maid is, asks you what you want, you ask her what they have or what she has to offer. If she tells you, you then ask her which one is the best, if she says the best you go with that. If she smiles and doesn't know then ask her to get you the one her boss likes. |
Re: Why I Hate Visiting Rich Folks by iice(f): 5:20pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
Ahahaha funny, but edygirl said what you can actually do in that situation |
Re: Why I Hate Visiting Rich Folks by lauryn(f): 4:19pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Ask her to give u da best she got |
Re: Why I Hate Visiting Rich Folks by naijadiva2(f): 4:33pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
to continue, would like to die of thirst today, tommorow, inside, outside. |
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