This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"


A little voice came out of the box ,

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"I heard you the first time! I'm just putting on my shoes"

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."



So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished

and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of WHISKEY, 1/2 a bottle of red wine, a small box of chocolates, 3 shots of tequila, a BOX of CIGA and some OTHER FOODS.



You have no idea how good I feel



You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner
Peace

The first one was lovely,

funny centipede.