Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,173,952 members, 7,890,147 topics. Date: Monday, 15 July 2024 at 10:02 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Dariye Is Back. (1128 Views)
In The Got Seat.(dariye) / Dariye's Hot Jokes / Laff It Out With Dariye (2) (3) (4)
Dariye Is Back. by Dariye(m): 10:45am On Jan 19, 2012 |
1.He who fights and runs away , Na fear catch am. 2. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, na orphanage home fit am. 3. A rolling stone, go scatter everything. 4. He who lives in a glass house, pepper don rest for am. 5. A stitch in time, na tear-tear U just avoid. 6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem. 7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that. 8. A bird in hand, na barbeque be that. 9. Half bread, is better than buns. 10. D journey of a thousand miles, O’ boy e beta make u go airport go enter aeroplane. 11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work no play, Na Bank worker be dat. 13. He who laughs last, no understand d joke quick. |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by mikuz(m): 11:22am On Jan 19, 2012 |
is this a joke or what? |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by Dariye(m): 12:08pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
U all always do not c jokes.Have u no sense of humour? |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
Half loaf is beta dan buns, NA DAT Scata my dardar. Guy good work . Thanks 4 mkin my day, Muah! |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by mikuz(m): 5:28pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
dariye, so you posted a joke here? And you didnt tell me? |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by merciie(f): 6:15pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
copy n paste |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by bright007(f): 6:27pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/laugh%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWHERE IS D JOKE%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by 3RNEST(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
>@OP, LWKMD @No.1 na fear catch em, lol, i like the parable convertion. |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by Dariye(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
merciie:from where to where. |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by jackpot(f): 3:30am On Jan 20, 2012 |
I almost laughed sha *yawns wit da left-side of my mouth* |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by mikuz(m): 7:30am On Jan 20, 2012 |
^ lol. . . what stopped you from laughing? #occupy ben-10 |
Re: Dariye Is Back. by castrogee(m): 3:33pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
Lauuuuuuggggghhhh I don tire, RUBBISH |
(1) (Reply)
Music In The Restaurant / Funny Thoughts Or Words Dat Comes To Ur Mind. / Teacher And Akpan
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15 |