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Dariye Is Back. by Dariye(m): 10:45am On Jan 19, 2012
1.He who fights and runs
away , Na fear
catch am.
2. Pikin wey say him mama no go
sleep, na orphanage home fit am.
3. A rolling stone, go scatter
everything.
4. He who lives in a glass
house, pepper don
rest for am. 5. A stitch in time, na tear-tear
U just avoid.
6. Birds of d same feather, na d
same mama
born dem.
7. One good turn, na correct power
steering be that.
8. A bird in hand, na barbeque
be that.
9. Half bread, is better than
buns. 10. D journey of a thousand
miles, O’ boy e
beta make u go airport go
enter aeroplane.
11. The patient dog, Na hunger
go kill am. 12. All work no play, Na Bank
worker be dat.
13. He who laughs last, no
understand d
joke quick.
Re: Dariye Is Back. by mikuz(m): 11:22am On Jan 19, 2012
is this a joke or what?
Re: Dariye Is Back. by Dariye(m): 12:08pm On Jan 19, 2012
U all always do not c jokes.Have u no sense of humour?
Re: Dariye Is Back. by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 19, 2012
Half loaf is beta dan buns, grin NA DAT Scata my dardar. Guy good work . Thanks 4 mkin my day, Muah!
Re: Dariye Is Back. by mikuz(m): 5:28pm On Jan 19, 2012
dariye,
so you posted a joke here?
And you didnt tell me?
Re: Dariye Is Back. by merciie(f): 6:15pm On Jan 19, 2012
copy n paste
Re: Dariye Is Back. by bright007(f): 6:27pm On Jan 19, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/laugh%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWHERE IS D JOKE%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: Dariye Is Back. by 3RNEST(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2012
>@OP, LWKMD @No.1 na fear catch em, lol, i like the parable convertion.
Re: Dariye Is Back. by Dariye(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2012
merciie:

copy n paste
from where to where.
Re: Dariye Is Back. by jackpot(f): 3:30am On Jan 20, 2012
I almost laughed sha

*yawns wit da left-side of my mouth*
tongue
Re: Dariye Is Back. by mikuz(m): 7:30am On Jan 20, 2012
^
lol. . . what stopped you from laughing?

#occupy ben-10
Re: Dariye Is Back. by castrogee(m): 3:33pm On Jan 23, 2012
Lauuuuuuggggghhhh I don tire, RUBBISH

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