A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I
always have this weird dream at
night. I am locked in a room with
a door on which there is a sign. I
try to push it with all my strength, but no matter
how hard I try, it won ’t budge." The psychiatrist
muses, “Interesting." But tell me what does the
sign on the door say? The guy replies, “It says
'Pull'”!!!


A man goes to the police station wanting to speak
to the burglar who broke into his house the night
before. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ says the
desk sergeant.
‘ No, no, no! says the man. ‘I want to know how
he got into the house without waking my wife.
I ’ve been trying to do that for years!’


Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi
driver seeing that they were so
wasted when they got in, he just
switched on the engine and
switched it off, and said we are
here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said
thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi
driver was stunned because he was hoping that
none of them would have realized the car didn't
move an inch. So what was that for, he asked.
Control your speed next time, you almost killed
us.

A wife was making a breakfast of
fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into
the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said,
'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is
wrong with you? You think I don't know how to
fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to
show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

first one was good, the second and third were recycle materials, overbeaten, overkill, sorry.

ode remo:

first one was good, the second and third were recycle materials, overbeaten, overkill, sorry.

seconded

Dont know about being recycled, but I found them really funny; couldnt stop laughing

shut up!and lets c urs.
@godmother,10q

Funny poster!

U no dey fear.al charge u now for aggresiveness

Cool down man,its d jokes section.lol

I'll take dat as an apology.
ACCEPTED!

Bros dis is ur last warning

Preposterous!!! Xpecting a whole DG Yinka holmes to apologise

Babe, na u dey vex na,i thought u said we're in d joke's section.
Anyways, ndo, pele, sorry, nle, biko, jo,
pls take ONLY 3 out of d above and leave d rest 4 anoda day.

Now u‘re talking


Its allryt

10x and hope u didn't take more dan 3 o?

Took all of ‘em,am afraid. Hope u‘re not mad thou

yinkalink:

Took all of ‘em,am afraid. Hope u‘re not mad thou

'grins' oh God! c'mon vomit 4 and take only 2 4 dat. Hmm.

c'mon naw,lemme take everytin.dey r soooooo head-swelling

mmn*sobing*b-but what if i offend u some oda time?

Dere‘s more where dose came from now

says who? I just emptied 25000ltrs gp tank. Now tell me how do i refill?

@op,
very funny jokes, esp the 1st!

u are mouthed

*takes a slight bow*10q,no pics pls

Dariye:

says who? I just emptied 25000ltrs gp tank. Now tell me how do i refill?

dont worry, when d time comes u'll know
oya clean ya face jo and gimme dat wide-toothed smile

Dariye:

*takes a slight bow*10q,no pics pls

na so ur imagination strong reach? u dey even imagine cameras flashing