seriously this forum has a life of its own, can u believe as i was cutiin my salla ram at home I was also fighting with one of the NL clowns simulteneosly from my ipad.

ANYWAY,

there are some people whom if they are absent from NL for a month the site will notice.

PLS FEEL FREE TO NAME your CASTS AS U WISH HERE ARE SOME OF MINE

Beaf = Big Boss, Bad guy, Mugambo

alh_harem = aftor, beaf nemesis, striker

gbwe = assistant aftor, second superman

Seun = good/bad, black/white, boss today aftor tomorow

190 = womanizer

bin gbogbo = spam or wanabe spam, automated bot


PLS SOME BODY CARRY ON

Wat of moi!!!

I picture Mai Suya as a turbaned Sultan, and devoted husband to many, many fine Fulani damsels, yet who still finds time to fire occasional sniper rounds at disgruntled elements who try and denigrate the Northern Caliphate in this forum.  

From his marble castle in Minna, Mai Suya commands his foot soldiers, ably led by the feared Alhaj Hareem, of the My-Hareem-is-bigger-than-yours fame.    In a classic pincer movement, the forces of the crescent moon advance relentlessly southward, encircling the seat of power, where sits the brooding General Seun, who must once again match wits with the invaders, bullet for bullet, and house to house.  

Surfacing from beneath oil-polluted waters of the Niger Delta in the dead of night, with a bayonet clamped between his teeth, I see none other than the uber-SEAL himself, Lt. Beaf of the who-no-know-go-know fame,  scanning the shoreline for jihadists and other enemies of progress, with a view to engaging them in ferocious exchanges of gunfire, lighting up the night sky with tracer streams while his foes scatter in disarray.

More to come.

Jakumo = comedian turned politician

Dyt = assistant fine babe

rokiyatu = fire for fire

PointB = politiclly conused person

MORE TO COME

What would you say about the resident NL pest who I understand read Medicine in Princeton,what part ould our MODs - Oga Jarus and OAM4J play. Twill be cool to give it a sexy feminine touch - we'll definitely star Kobo, Ileke and Tpia.
Let the drama begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alj Harem: very interesting dude. He has a gr8 energy discussing on Igbo related thread. He has a kanuri father,igbo mother,yoruba aunt and ijaw uncle just to bully pple during arguments. Very funny a guy.
Ileke idi: major activity in political section is to bash the igbo pple and tribe. She talks little about Nigerian politics.
Jakumo: grammarian
Beaf: "anything Jonathan is good". He is intelligent though but can sound silly at time when defending defenceless GEJ $ PDP.
Eku bear: finds it easy defending ACN politician n policies even from US. Sound like a Yoruba tribalist

What more can i add. Okija_ juju: a guy that don't like anything Ekiti, methink one of his ex may be from that side. Ileke idi: always interesting to read, marshal her point in a comical way. Bin: a guy that happily display his ignorance not minding the opinion people hold about him. Desola: a yoruba apologist, odu'a to the core.

Lol! A lighthearted thread for once!

Mai Suya is one guy I really like, very mature and balanced; never loses his cool. If only we were all like that!
Carry go Mai Suya! You win poster of di year!
. . .,And no forget to bring tozo and kidney wit plenty pepper and onions, I go supply rivers of odeku!

Jakumo:

I picture Mai Suya as a turbaned Sultan, and devoted husband to many, many fine Fulani damsels, yet who still finds time to fire occasional sniper rounds at disgruntled elements who try and denigrate the Northern Caliphate in this forum. 

From his marble castle in Minna, Mai Suya commands his foot soldiers, ably led by the feared Alhaj Hareem, of the My-Hareem-is-bigger-than-yours fame.    In a classic pincer movement, the forces of the crescent moon advance relentlessly southward, encircling the seat of power, where sits the brooding General Seun, who must once again match wits with the invaders, bullet for bullet, and house to house. 

Surfacing from beneath oil-polluted waters of the Niger Delta in the dead of night, with a bayonet clamped between his teeth, I see none other than the uber-SEAL himself, Lt. Beaf of the who-no-know-go-know fame,  scanning the shoreline for jihadists and other enemies of progress, with a view to engaging them in ferocious exchanges of gunfire, lighting up the night sky with tracer streams while his foes scatter in disarray.

More to come.

Lolz Jakumo! Always bloody intelligent. Words dropping effortlessly like a bayonet to a commando's palm! This is how I imagine you, armed and high tech:



You make jihadists pee in fright.

Plutarch:

Alj Harem: very interesting dude. He has a gr8 energy discussing on Igbo related thread. He has a kanuri father,igbo mother,yoruba aunt and ijaw uncle just to bully pple during arguments. Very funny a guy.
Ileke idi: major activity in political section is to bash the igbo pple and tribe. She talks little about Nigerian politics.
Jakumo: grammarian
Beaf: "anything Jonathan is good". He is intelligent though but can sound silly at time when defending defenceless GEJ $ PDP.
Eku bear: finds it easy defending ACN politician n policies even from US. Sound like a Yoruba tribalist

With this post, you sound like an Igbo tribalist. TBH


@Post
I want to be part of them that just watch the show, the audience. LMAO

ileke idi= specialty: political romance

jarus = wiseman, slow poison, sanusi junior broda

OMJ4? = all post no play

toba = loves muslim babes but in mama no gree

Sun of gun: unrepentant igbo tribalist.
EzeUche: igbo tribalist who dreams of being an igbo leader one day.
Onlytruth: Biafran activist who talks about the war as if he was a commander during d war. He could be bitter also.
Dede1: a bigot with hatred in his blood for Yorubas.
Chy101 aka Chino11: igbo tribalist whose scope of d world is limited to Awka. He supports his claim of Yorubaland being d least developed in Nig. by d number of mud houses he sees along Benin-Ore road. He can frighten pple d way he barks like a dog with rabbies shouting Yoruba,Yorooba when attacking Yoruba peep.
Abujaair : sounds like a violent islamist.
Kobojunkie:one of d few logical ladies on Politics section. Wont care for a lunch with her

BIGER BOY:

ileke idi= specialty: political romance

jarus = wiseman, slow poison, sanusi junior broda

OMJ4? = all post no play

toba = loves muslim babes but in mama no gree

can you expatiate pls

Sequestered deep in his missile-proof bunker beneath the eastern foothills of the Canadian Rockies, the Alaafin of Canada, Satellite Image Analyst Extraordinaire, Electricity Engineer Dr. Becomerich Musiwa Nigeria1, of the Benin Republic fame, summoned his Overhead Imagery staff for an urgent meeting.

“Our ability to bombard the Nairaland server with gigabyte-sized dumps of satellite images once enabled us to slow that website down to a crawl, back in our glorious heyday,”  Map MeisterMusiwa announced with nostalgic pride, “but, regrettably, that has all changed now, and for the worse.”

Unbuckling the flap of his side-arm holster for emphasis, he added  “ Now we are lucky to post even a single image before getting banned, AGAIN, by forces loyal to President Osewa.    This is unacceptable, and I must now request the resignation of all senior satellite engineering staff with immediate effect.  This meeting is OVER." 

Swivelling back round in his chair to face wall-sized banks of flickering video monitors, while idly tapping the ultra-zoom button that would task his closest surveillance satellite to acquire a high-resolution view of weekend sunbathers at the French Riviera’s infamous clothing-optional St. Tropez Beach,  Musiwa paid little attention to the white-coated research scientists filing solemnly out of the control center, into the elevator whose floor would drop out to deliver the riders to a roiling pool of massive hungry crocodiles moments later.   It was all in a day’s work for the Alaafin, and there could be no room for humanitarian sentiments.

To be continued.

Continue pls, am enjoying the film, Did PointB and co stare in the movie.

I can't laugh o. The film go bad.

Jakumo:

Sequestered deep in his missile-proof bunker beneath the eastern foothills of the Canadian Rockies, the Alaafin of Canada, Satellite Image Analyst Extraordinaire, Electricity Engineer Dr. Becomerich Musiwa Nigeria1, of the Benin Republic fame, summoned his Overhead Imagery staff for an urgent meeting.

“Our ability to bombard the Nairaland server with gigabyte-sized dumps of satellite images once enabled us to slow that website down to a crawl, back in our glorious heyday,”  Map MeisterMusiwa announced with nostalgic pride, “but, regrettably, that has all changed now, and for the worse.”

Unbuckling the flap of his side-arm holster for emphasis, he added  “ Now we are lucky to post even a single image before getting banned, AGAIN, by forces loyal to President Osewa.    This is unacceptable, and I must now request the resignation of all senior satellite engineering staff with immediate effect.  This meeting is OVER." 

Swivelling back round in his chair to face wall-sized banks of flickering video monitors, while idly tapping the ultra-zoom button that would task his closest surveillance satellite to acquire a high-resolution view of weekend sunbathers at the French Riviera’s infamous clothing-optional St. Tropez Beach,  Musiwa paid little attention to the white-coated research scientists filing solemnly out of the control center, into the elevator whose floor would drop out to deliver the riders to a roiling pool of massive hungry crocodiles moments later.   It was all in a day’s work for the Alaafin, and there could be no room for humanitarian sentiments.

To be continued.

Your writing skills are awesome. I think we should move this to the Literature section and read the story as it unfolds. Have you published any material? I am interested in reading.

Jakumo:

Sequestered deep in his missile-proof bunker beneath the eastern foothills of the Canadian Rockies, the Alaafin of Canada, Satellite Image Analyst Extraordinaire, Electricity Engineer Dr. Becomerich Musiwa Nigeria1, of the Benin Republic fame, summoned his Overhead Imagery staff for an urgent meeting.

“Our ability to bombard the Nairaland server with gigabyte-sized dumps of satellite images once enabled us to slow that website down to a crawl, back in our glorious heyday,”  Map MeisterMusiwa announced with nostalgic pride, “but, regrettably, that has all changed now, and for the worse.”

Unbuckling the flap of his side-arm holster for emphasis, he added  “ Now we are lucky to post even a single image before getting banned, AGAIN, by forces loyal to President Osewa.    This is unacceptable, and I must now request the resignation of all senior satellite engineering staff with immediate effect.  This meeting is OVER." 

Swivelling back round in his chair to face wall-sized banks of flickering video monitors, while idly tapping the ultra-zoom button that would task his closest surveillance satellite to acquire a high-resolution view of weekend sunbathers at the French Riviera’s infamous clothing-optional St. Tropez Beach,  Musiwa paid little attention to the white-coated research scientists filing solemnly out of the control center, into the elevator whose floor would drop out to deliver the riders to a roiling pool of massive hungry crocodiles moments later.   It was all in a day’s work for the Alaafin, and there could be no room for humanitarian sentiments.

To be continued.

Me! Me! Write me in!! Make sure you give me a golden gun while you're at it.
Also a black belt in Brazilian jiuJitsu
Don't go overboard and have me snorting coke off a hooker's arse o!

Ijogz K------------------ Gentle, Smart and Fine
Freecocoa--------------- His lovely wife
Princessss----------------- His former wife
Rokiat----------------------- Lovely yansshhh
Babe!!!---------------------- Lepa to d core

like blue mantles under the stars, Hither came mai-suya, the great: a humble meat seller from the rugged plains of kubwa, and now king born of battles fought on the pages of nairaland.

frosbel = not a bad christian but definitely not a good one

MUSIWA--- satellite man
Eko-Ile ---- Gender unknown Tinubu apologist
Virgo: ------ Great at debating Issue
Desola------ Yoruba apologist/Intelligent lady
Kobojunkie---- smart lady
Beaf--- Great poster but I guess he is Seun lol
Sagamite---- Cretin producers lolx6

More to come sha,

Hahaha, PointB: Wahala guy

Seun = little DEvIL. Very poisonous. A green snake in the making. Very cunny trying to achieve his aims cunningly.
Musiwa = the devils wife. But beta off the devil himself.
Illeke idi= a yoruba bully thug.
BEAf = a bery intelligent wise guy that see the truth the way it is no matter or covered it may be. But unfortunately at tyms he covers it. I still have deep respect for u.
Lawyer = a man with a difference a legend in d makin who as not been stained by his master the devil and his wife ( seun and mukina ). A man dat see the truth no matter how it hurts and points it out.
Alj-harem: a renowed Bigot.
Femmi: a nice guy.
Fayimora: d devils( seun ) merchandise. Has nothing to say than spew thrash. Carrying out the orders of his boss d devil ( seun) like a man with no hope.

BIGER BOY:

ileke idi= specialty: political romance

jarus = wiseman, slow poison, sanusi junior broda
OMJ4? = all post no play

toba = loves muslim babes but in mama no gree

I'm still expecting Dayokanu to be featured in the movie o.

Ymodulus:

Seun = little DEvIL. Very poisonous. A green snake in the making. Very cunny trying to achieve his aims cunningly.
[b]Musiwa = the devils wife. But beta off the devil himself.[/b]Illeke idi= a yoruba bully thug.
BEAf = a bery intelligent wise guy that see the truth the way it is no matter or covered it may be. But unfortunately at tyms he covers it. I still have deep respect for u.
Lawyer = a man with a difference a legend in d makin who as not been stained by his master the devil and his wife ( seun and mukina ). A man dat see the truth no matter how it hurts and points it out.
Alj-harem: a renowed Bigot.
Femmi: a nice guy.
Fayimora: d devils( seun ) merchandise. Has nothing to say than spew thrash. Carrying out the orders of his boss d devil ( seun) like a man with no hope.

what ar u syaing. you dont know me. you are a devil. look, iam a pastor you coll me devl. i luagh. you dont know me, see, tinubu is a yorubaman; his mother is alaja magaji. wen i am in unilrin tinubus broter is my clasmate. he told me how tinubu eats amola. you dont know anytin.

north is teh majority. remove yoruba, bayesa, delta to benin rebuplic. oodua. look, oyo is the largest state in nigeria. see satellite picture.

wen jonathan come to canda, earthqake happen, what does that tel u? he didnot visit me.

look, seun collected 100 dollars bribe from hausa, nairaland is awusa site. you dont know anythig. i laugh

Jarus:


what ar u syaing. you dont know me. you are a devil. look, iam a pastor you coll me devl. i luagh. you dont know me, see, tinubu is a yorubaman; his mother is alaja magaji. wen i am in unilrin tinubus broter is my clasmate. he told me how tinubu eats amola. you dont know anytin.

north is teh majority. remove yoruba, bayesa, delta to benin rebuplic. oodua. look, oyo is the largest state in nigeria. see satellite picture.

wen jonathan come to canda, earthqake happen, what does that tel u? he didnot visit me.

look, seun collected 100 dollars bribe from hausa, nairaland is awusa site. you dont know anythig. i laugh

you just made me open my teeth this morning.

Jarus:


what ar u syaing. you dont know me. you are a devil. look, iam a pastor you coll me devl. i luagh. you dont know me, see, tinubu is a yorubaman; his mother is alaja magaji. wen i am in unilrin tinubus broter is my clasmate. he told me how tinubu eats amola. you dont know anytin.

north is teh majority. remove yoruba, bayesa, delta to benin rebuplic. oodua. look, oyo is the largest state in nigeria. see satellite picture.

wen jonathan come to canda, earthqake happen, what does that tel u? he didnot visit me.

look, seun collected 100 dollars bribe from hausa, nairaland is awusa site. you dont know anythig. i laugh

with no doubt you are also the devils ( seun ) merchandise. Always acting the way of his boss the devil. I think at tyms how you became a mod on this site. Well LIKE DEVILS LIKE ANGELS

Ymodulus:

with no doubt you are also the devils ( seun ) merchandise. Always acting the way of his boss the devil. I think at tyms how you became a mod on this site. Well LIKE DEVILS LIKE ANGELS

Hhahaha, you dont know me. im a pastor. i heva 134 church in canada. go and ask baba adeboye, he know me. look, i do program in tv in canada. you cal me a devul, i luagh. i speak to God. seun ban me because i want to buy nairaland.
seun=ymodulus, you think i dont know. i kno

Meanwhile, I await a scene where OYB and BEAF are in the same room.

Jarus a lunatic

Ymodulus:

Jarus a lunatic

ymodulu=seun. i kno.
see satellite picture