I will set myself ablaze on tomorrow (Sunday)

If a Tunisia and 5 Moroccans can do it why can 't I do the same for lack of unemployment in the country. I am tied of GEJ, the retardeen, Mr.Sanusi cashless economy and subsidy wahala. At Gani park,Ojota by 4pm tomorrow, i am going to set myself ablaze to drive home my point. Period.

Good bye Nairalanders.

Good bye!!

The govt will call you a potential boko haramist

RIP scopusng

You think say revolution go start after your death?   U wan start revolution from nairaland? If you waste your precious life nothing will change. It's better you try and get yourself a real gun and do us all a favour by trying to assassinate the president.

accept Jesus into your life before you do so.

so you dont jounce twice- here and in the hereafter.

Scopusang, PLEASE don't be in such hurry to carry out something as spectacular as self-immolation without first signing a publicity contract.   

What is the point of setting yourself on fire if the PURPOSE for that display is not stated beforehand ?  I cannot imagine that you would have the presence of mind to explain the reason for your having set yourself alight to observers at the scene, once the flames really take hold, which is why it is important that you record your intentions on film for posterity[b] prior [/b] to the event, to give your story that much-needed personal touch.

I envision a pre-sacrifice interview in which you are filmed expounding on the particular aspects of heaven that you find appealing enough to warrant your impatience to get there, followed by dramatic beach footage of you thundering through the churning surf astride a glistening white steed, silhouetted by the setting sun,  and with a sound-track of Grateful Dead songs setting the mood.  Gushing interviews with friends and unpaid creditors would flesh out your character further, as the momentum of the story picks up, propelling you inexorably to your chosen fiery fate, which MUST be properly filmed by several strategically placed high-definition digital video-cams, in order to create a polished final product that will generate good sales figures as a mini-epic chronicling your final days.

Finally you will be aware that in Nigeria, petty thieves are routinely burnt to death and left smoldering in the street by baying mobs, therefore,  given that the LAST thing you want would be for your mortal remains to be mis-identified as those of a lynched pick-pocket, it is IMPERATIVE that you respond to my appeal in this thread by confirming the issuance of your formal consent that I become your agent and publicist well in advance of your intended transition to immortality.   Call me NOW.

We got just only sorry for your family.
And we go know say na person give you winch chop.
So we go just continue with our daily lives and we would never remember your name.

nevermind

I beg o, no go kill yourself o.

Please don't immolate yourself o. . .Naija is not worth dying for !

You will just die for nothing.

scopusng:

I will set myself ablaze on tomorrow (Sunday)

If a Tunisia and 5 Moroccans can do it why can 't I do the same for lack of unemployment in the country. I am tied of GEJ, the retardeen, Mr.Sanusi cashless economy and subsidy wahala. At Gani park,Ojota by 4pm tomorrow, i am going to set myself ablaze to drive home my point. Period.

Good bye Nairalanders.

Self-immolation would achieve nothing, so please spare your parents and loved ones any more anguish by canning this idea right away.
The symbolism you hope to engender would be completely lost on Nigerians (still in mourning over all the lives lost in 2010), and posterity will adjudge your futile effort the resultant outcome of mental breakdown.

In your current state of depression, you would do well to seek out the counsel of wise elder.

"Life loves the liver of it" -- Maya Angelou

You will not be missed!

RIP!

scopusng:

I will set myself ablaze on tomorrow (Sunday)

If a Tunisia and 5 Moroccans can do it why can 't I do the same for lack of unemployment in the country. I am tied of GEJ, the retardeen, Mr.Sanusi cashless economy and subsidy wahala. At Gani park,Ojota by 4pm tomorrow, i am going to set myself ablaze to drive home my point. Period.

Good bye Nairalanders.

If you have the guts to do this, i promise, i promise u, you can overcome whatever life obstacles you might be experiencing now. Please your point is made, Please take life by the horns and determine your destiny, u have nothing to loose, don't commit suicide, i beg u! Enjoy life my brother/sister, if you are really contemplating suicide, that's all the reason i'm convinced your future is bright!

I cannot believe the responses people are giving on here?

OP
You have nothing to gain by committing suicide, and everything to lose. Things will change, I assure you. NO condition is permanent. At least, you are alive and can still get a job.

Please don't even joke with such!!!

I can't wait 2 hear de story

How can someone commit suicide cos of joblessness ? For those who nurse such ambition out there and for those who lose hope of life cos of 'no job syndrome'; I ask this. How much can you make from so called 'job'. All you need is money,  not job. And you can make money without having a job. This is 21st century

you go die for nothing my dear. them no go even wear black and black for you

If you continue to do your suicide project that means you're the most miserable man on earth. We don't live for work alone, we live and keep hope alive because life is in phases, this maybe your phase 3, while someone it maybe phase 6, so don't get in haste to kill yourself before your change will come no matter how later. More so, you are not the only person and for your surprise no body will take note or concern about your death.

A dude like you once posted on facebook, that he is jobless, and believe that his life has been jinxed and he was going to commit suicide. His friends made joke of his status message.

He posted pictures of himself heavily partying away during the Christmas period, and some days later, news report carried news about him, having committed the much stated suicide.

Please whoever is close to this guy or knows him should have him visiting the mental hospital. He is depressed about the state of the nation, and suicide announcement by any individual should never be taken as a joke.

@ OP,
It is today we see, we do not know what tomorrow beholds. Life is more than what you see of yourself right now. Please do not commit that suicide. Whether your thread is a joke or not, do not allow for such thoughts to grow on you.

Poster I hope you are joking. Anyway sometimes we don't have to blame put all the blames on the government. Instead of complaining of not finding a job, why not create one so that you can give someone else a job. If you are a graduate, don't tell me that your education is a waste.

Apply what you have learnt from the university into your real life. Wish you well

I don't see why someone/group of people here will be making a joke of the OP's post. It takes a high degree of frustration for someone to even think of such a thing and post it here. The frustration in Nigeria is enormous, I hope you guys remember the Benin dude who posted a similar thing on his Facebook wall last year and carried it out. Please help save a fellow human being and not make fun of him, it can only make it worse.

@OP, take it easy, most of us have been in your shoes (and probably still) even those making a mockery of you here. I saw someone asked you to send your CV to him and your account no, pls try and do that. Also drop your no through my im on my profile and I will get back to you in any little way I can. Peace be unto you, it shall be well with us!

@ scopusng

History will not remember you, if you set yourself ablaze.
You will be seen as a hero if you get a pistol and head to Aso rock and shot the president.

You would have accomplished 3 things.

1. Suicide
2. You will be Famous
3. Within 3 minutes CNN,BBC,Aljezera,Skynews and maybe NTA will broadcast your heroic act.

Poster

Where do you live?

Idiot! Gbam!!

This is really getting serious. We need to save a life here cause had dis guy been joking he woukd have at least replied some of de comments here but he isn't. Guy send me ur phone numba and acc number plz.

OP, goodluck as you set yourself ablaze, as usual we on nairaland shall be debating on how,why and when and what manner such sacrifice should have been done