Every Christian on Nairaland know about revelation of John, we also know about the book of proverbs.( It's not meant for inexperienced). Song of Solomon isn't the last. The book of Lamentations is there also
One thing I know OP is your book must be in this category.

lordnkem000:
Single mothers? Op I no join you at all. Became friends with one few weeks ago and we started talking, the girl don destroy her baby daddy for my side no be small, how he left her for another woman and later marry the woman, how she dey train her kid alone and how he came back to ask her to be his second wife but she refused, talk plenty no be here. Red flags just plenty around her na so I just suru and advice myself. Run as fast as you can. Today's women especially Nairaland women are bittered and has nothing or little to offer you outside pvssy

I know right?
Women hanging on Nairaland are all hangout users. They like illegals

TinubuThief:
Just go and share your assets because you go soon...... OTILO

Believe you me, I have been there and that was my worst mistake in life.

She was so lovely for the three years we dated. After that, we got married and wedded in a church but the marriage didn't last up to 7 months. This happened 2017. I later remarried last 3 years and I am blessed with a baby boy and a wonderful woman.

She was very lovely and caring when we were dating but immediately we got married, she immediately changed to Jezebel+ Lucifer. My dear friend and brother,dont be deceived by all those caring and loving and this early thrill's. Right now, you are allowing your erection to direct your direction and it's not going to be easy on you believe me. You are going to waste your time, your energy, and resources.They don't worth it. Immediately you marry her, the true color will come out. You better run as far and fast as your legs can carry you

.
The real story would have been more enlightened than just warning.
Somebody had said they only care about their children. What's more?

We could all be here talking this and that till tomorrow still nothing will change.
I'm religious and I'm close to being a fanatic but seriously I think we need to start putting more emphasis on real education than everything else.
A country where more than 90% of its school age population couldn't even pass their O level themselves but through cheating; Grade finish Centers, result buying and all. Businesses and marriages, rigging could only get you started but later on you'd still your sixth sense ( Common sense) to sustain it.

The real educated folks with wisdom and common sense don't make this kind of
mistakes.
Technology is the reason we still don't realize the extent of rots in our academic system.
Personally I don't require brain from anyone I see as illiterate.

africandollar:
Nothing wrong in getting married while you’re still struggling as long as you choose not to start having kids until you’ve been able to set yourself up to an extent.

Wish it were that simple!

LegacyB:

Same Obi that was Anambra Governor or another one? I pity you with your trust in a man , talk more of a politician. Understand clearly, they are all the same. You have Labour senators in the senate and reps in the house. What have they done differently so far from the rest? Dey play!

Majority always gets the vote. Don't you forget that

ShangTsung000:
So nobody notice the iphone 13 wey that small girl hold for hand abi?

Ok o.

That's my favorite parts in all of this.

Roger3D:
I curse Israel everyday and never get any heart attacks

Fucck Isreal and also Fucck the Arabic Palestinians. Now Nigerian Christians and islamics please invoke your god to kill me tonight

As you wish

chaloskyx:
lol so what dont tell you you religious fanatics are linking it to some spiritual mombo jumbo if so why dint the oct 7th bombers die of heart attack before they were able to carry their terrible act?

I'm not fanatic but you know it wasn't written that bomb won't land on the land of Israel.
Only Curse and that they will not be defeated in war

Everybody knows that there are lots of fans of Nollywood music stars. The fans are not just within Nigeria, the Nollywood home, but in abroad as well. Every youngster whether boys or girls wants to be like his or her favorite celebrity and for Achieving this, they engage themselves in various activities. As for example, if one likes the body of Peter of p-square or Iyanya then he goes to build his body like them.


Similarly, on girls side, if a girl wants to be as beautiful as her favorite artiste then she does alot of Make'ups or even cosmetic surgery to achieve that . The girls want to be as beautiful as Tiwa Savage, Chidima or Tonto Dikeh (Seun's hum! Hum!)


You all might also be curious to know the height of the artistes. So, here I am going to list the height of all your famous celebrities. Part 1.


Mind you, this is according to their close source and their medical report.


Watch out for part 2.


If you like wear elevator shoe. E no concern me. Science no deh lie.


MALE
2face - 5''10.5 ft
9ice - 5''10 ft
Adekunle Gold - 6''0
Banky W - 5''8
Burna Boy - 5''11
Chinko Ekun - 5''8
D-Banj - 5''10
Da-Prince
Damikrane - 5''7.5
Davido - 5''6
Don-Jassy - 5''11
Dr-Sid - 5''8
Flavour - 5''11.5
Harrysong - 6''0
Ice-Prince - 5''5 bare footed
Iyanya - 5''7
Jesse Jagz - 5''4 bare footed
K-cee - 5''7
Kiss Daniel - 6''0
Korede Bello - 5''5 excluding his tall hair and shoes
Lil'kesh - 5''9
M.I - 5''2
Olamide - 5''7.5
P-Square - 5''10
Patoranking - 5''10 excluding his 2 1/2 inches long hair
Phyno 5''10 excluding his 5inches long hair
Reminisce - 5''9
Ricardo Banks - 5''8
Skales - 5''7.5
Shina Rambo - 5''7
Timaya - 5''6
Vector - 6''2
Viktoh - 5''6
Wizkid - 5''4

FEMALE
Asa - 5''3
Chidima - 5''1
Cynthia Morgan - 5''4
Di'ja - 5''2.5
Tiwa Savage - 5''5
Eva - 5''3
Niyiola - 5''3
Shayi Shay - 5''5
Tonto Dikeh - 5''3
Waje - 5''3.5
Yemi Alade - 5''3

Out of touch with reality.

1Sharon:


Why are you bloody defending her? Don't you men have a problem with women marrying well to do men?

Nope. There's more than enough to go round for the rest of us.
Besides men to dos shouldn't sleep with their two eyes closed after marrying a girl that supposed belong to guys

Ensa777:
Men be doing men.
When older men marry 20s girl,who will 20s and 30s men marry?

Where's the bro code in this?

You can't understand if aren't a guy.
It's far more sacred.
Nobody likes to battle with a leader rubber that's already getting dried

obinna58:
It’s over, we’re finished

It hasn't got to that.
It's too early to lose hope for a patriotic citizen like you.
We need to continue be positive and optimistic.

Onuimo1:
These are the kind of response you get from incompetent people at the helm of affairs. What happened to due diligence and proper investigation between the men on ground and the ones on air carrying out the offensive attacks. We live in a country where the life of the ordinary citizen doesn't count.
Say this happened to the children and relatives of the ruling class will Tinubu say this?
If it were to be in sane countries many people in the military would have resigned by now.

...... But no what we have here are people giving excuses and trying to cover up for their incompetencies. It's so unfortunate the kind of leadership we have in this country. Tinubu keeps talking out of point when you expect him to give a valid opinion on national issues.
What are you guys doing to stop this kind of barbaric act happening in this country. Because this is not the first or second time it has happened. (To everyone reading this, please make sure you stay safe in any part of the country you are because hhmmm this APC government doesn't Care about you.) May their souls find rest.

I hate people with shallow mentality that blame every shortcomings or calamity on God/Satan
The first rule is OWN IT.

I'm 5'6.
Just declaring. Looking forward to the meet up but got discouraged by everyone's heights in this forum.

eepeepook:
Everybody go dey alright, last last. Every Nairaland boy is suddenly 6'0+. During meetup events, na only short boys full the pictures. Make una dey play.

Reading the statements more than twice and all the comments that follows. I got one word to tell the presenter, the Chief Masturbator with case file no.111. and the big header: over hyping Masturbation for the under-age on Nairaland.
Your sentence is as follows:
Your phone be confiscated
Total ban on every digital devices registered to your name from entering xvid or any sites of such.
Immediate replacement of sand of the grave on which the bad acts had been performed
Total forfeiture of your new girlfriend to the judge passing this sentence with immediate effect