Trying to steal a transformer! Without a truck packed close by to pick it up?. This is nothing but an exaggerated captions.

Smart Strategic Improvising like this are long gone and forgeted. But you know what it is, poverty is no longer a rumour it's the APC/BAT signature

Explains a few things!
No wonder Africa is the headquarter of Bandits

Olaide1295:

Foolish unseriousness like this should be shunned in our society. It’s looks like a joke to you but serious businesses are made from simple things.

Nigeria spends billion of USD importing Keke Napeps yearly and our people take loans to buy it yet you are making it into a joking matter.

The truth is if it's made in Nigeria you wouldn't be able to sell them any cheaper.
Cost of production here in Nigeria is huge

BeeBeeOoh:


https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/18/tinubu-directs-education-officials-to-conduct-census-of-all-schools-teachers/

If the aim is not to disqualified some passion driven teachers but minimum certification it could see the light of the day.
Nigeria rotten education system has kept on turning qualified teachers to bunches of illiterates because of lack of monitoring and pressure on the side of government/employer

Humphrey2015:
Don't waste your time to enroll. We are the first batch .it a fruitless effort. They are looking for customers

Can't be that bad! Some things are not just for everyone. Maybe you're not a good fit for the program or it's your ambition for fast money that made it seem worthless to you.
Don't spoil it for those that might be interested

fuckJones:
Back in the days no smart phone, the negotiation were done face to face, women were scared of their men, once they say yes to one man,they hardly accept another man. Every relationship were aiming at marriage. There was no cooking gas not to talk of my gas just finished,no woman ever talk about urgent 2k, s€$ 👉👌 were honored. I could remember giving Palm kernel nut to my woman in school and she appreciate it and share it with her friends, LOVE WAS SO SWEET.
Na so we use to enjoy life until satan introduce cold stone and Dominos pizza, Sugar daddy and Yahoo boys.

Stop being nostalgic those days were long gone.
I had a taste of it too

FreeStuffsNG:
Great intervention. Since they are now mandated to repay their customers back in units, in my opinion, the fine is too much.

NERC can report the officials to EFCC and recommend them to be sacked or suspended from work for 6months without pay. It's when both the individuals and their company are punished that there can be sufficient deterrent.

Individuals committed that infraction so they should be held liable as well. They are not ghosts.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Too bad you fall for it!
They're taking styles to tell customers in the other bands to get prepared for tariff hikes
Because of citizens you really believe they would fine them that much?
Nigeria would have been better if that's how much her citizens were loved

ravensckar:
You're very wrong but you just didn't realize it. The first rule of life is that; life doesn't come with a PAST QUESTION, MANUAL or INSTRUCTION BOOKLET. Na trial & error everybody dey do.

My dad had my older brother at 19, he wasn't from a rich family either. He suffered and laboured through his youthful age to raise us all. Today nko? He's in his late FIFTIES and most of us have become relatively successful in his lifetime. He's still active, looks young and healthy. When he came to visit me early this year, most people didn't believe he's my dad.

My step-mum (his younger wife) is still servicing him. He still has other younger children who run and jump around the house. He has grandchildren who always come to spend the holidays with him (my children are there as I type). His older children (myself & siblings) always ensure he never lacks anything. Most importantly, he's living his DREAM. He's always happy and grateful for marrying early.

My point- both early and late marriages have their advantages and disadvantages. Anyone that works for you, practice it. Life is a foreign language afterall, everyone mispronounces it.

Wise one! If you try it in this economy it won't be a bad idea. You will be known as a man who follows his father's footsteps making sure the family tradition is intact.

Laple0541:


With the little or much experience you have with Nigerian men in terms of psyching a lady, did you ever think an average Ghanian or average SouthAfrican can beat an average Nigerian man in that regards?

Competing with Nigerians in a stupid game is like following pigs enter into muds.
Back to your question, apart from expertise in winning ladies hearts, tell me another thing where Nigerian men are ranked top?

Omihanifa:
Illiterate bandits where federal government wan see 40 trillion to pay them.

If nigeria was a serious country these guys should have been history by now

Not even the FEDS are being expected to pay the ransom but the poor state government.

I see nothing more than somebody keeping dry fishes for himself under the floor. I see nothing here but selfishness

EreluRoz:
😆 I don't snatch else I would have taught you how to remain faithful to one woman.

With what approach?
Or you're one of those who use KAYAMANTA on guys

bukatyne:


A man can cheat and still love his wife?....

What is your definition of love?

Identifying and doing my responsibilities at home and be there when she needs me.

If you could cook inside you're safe, you cook outside at your peril.
Talk about waiting on a bathroom door because someone was inside.
And if there's a door in-between you and the next room, know well that anything you say is getting to the guy next door.

SenecaTheYonger:


Bro that’s not virtual dollar. No US government entity will accept USDT. It’s not dollar. It’s called Tether. Even US embassies won’t touch USDT and you claim it’s their money?

We don't need the US government to tell us the meaning of USDT. It's US dollar because that's the purpose it's designed to serve. And In my experience, it never did less of that.
You see ehh, what makes a thing real is because people believe it's real. You want to tell me why every other crypto currencies are measured against USDT?

Karleb:


Forget that thing my brother, e go do 8 years.

Na you go know how you go take strategize make hardship no finish you. 001 na one of the methods.

I'd prefer 010 and sleep early

merits:



I usually steal from my neighbors food stuff,soup,money even water to make an ends meet and in the morning all of us dey join mouth to curse whoever is stealing in the compound and I know no I'm the thief but only God will judge me 😭🤣😀

Bad forum to confess sin

franchasofficia:
Of course Tinubu made it obvious to all Nigerians that he doesn't have any blueprint or plans on how to govern Nigeria when:


1.) Tinubu refused to show up for Presidential debate to sell his agenda to Nigerian voters


2.) Tinubu went to Chatham house in London and when the anchor asks him questions on how he planned to govern Nigeria if he is elected President of Nigeria, Tinubu instead of using such a rare opportunity to showcase his leadership skills rather assigned various APC members in the room to answer each of the questions while he formed boss of a narcotic gang before the whole world


3.) Tinubu rejected all invitations by journalists and different Nigerian media houses to come and tell Nigerians how he plans to govern Nigeria differently from the calamitous Buhari.



Nigerians knew all these but tribalism and religious madness didn't allow some sections of Nigeria to reason well. Instead they went ahead to vote for a clueless, confused old man called Tinubu in the name of its Yoruba turn even after Yorubas produced Military President in 1976, Interim President in 1993, an annulled President in 1993, another civilian President in 1999 to 2007 and another Vice President from 2015 to 2023. Their conscience and voice of reasoning didn't tell them that they ought to tell their son Tinubu to step aside and allow their Igbo Southern brothers to try for once since 1970, and you guys think nature and God will be happy with Nigeria and Nigerians for such injustice and inhumane treatment of Igbos in Nigeria?




Worst off, the criminal, corrupt INEC Chairman helped some of the deluded heartless Nigerians that gave Tinubu the few votes he got legitimately by switching off the IREV viewing portal to enable Tinubu and his evil APC gang to carry out an electoral heist that led to the foisting of a clueless, drug trafficking criminal as Nigeria's President. Now take a look at where we are today?



Naira is becoming worthless by the day, tell me which other country's currency loses almost 15% of its value everyday?


Kidnappers, terrorists and foreign fulani herdsmen terrorists have taken over all Nigerian forests, rural communities and farming communities, wrecking havoc, molesting women, killing farmers, kidnapping road users and travelers, crippling our economy and rendering Nigerian children parentless and turning many to orphans on daily basis yet the man we call President doesn't care instead he is busy telling Nigerians an imaginary story of how to endure temporary for an unrealistic better tomorrow that even the failed Buhari promised during his own calamitous 8 year regime that never came.




Construction sector that employs majority of Nigerians is already crippled by exorbitant price of cement, agricultural sector that also employ most Nigerians in rural areas have been completely crippled by insecurity caused by rampaging foreign fulani terrorists imported into Nigeria by same APC politicians still Tinubu doesn't care.


Whatever Nigeria is going through today is self inflicted out of hatred and dislike for one another, especially unjust hatred for Igbos that have lasted for decades.


The hatred Hausa-Fulanis and Yorubas have for Igbos when it comes to national politics and development is the reason Nigeria will never develop the way we desire. Until Hausa-Fulanis and Yorubas genuinely repent of their evil mindset towards Igbos when it comes to national politics and economic development, Nigeria will continue to remain below par, it's not a curse, its scriptural.


You cannot cut off one of your hands and still expect yourself not to be handicapped?


Hausa-Fulanis and Yorubas don't want Igbos to produce President of Nigeria so that the evil policies and hidden traps they set against Igbos after the civil war ended in 1970 wont be dismantled by an Igbo President, for this, they are happy a mad man from any other tribe becomes the President of Nigeria instead of a competent Igbo man becoming the President.


Hausa-Fulanis and Yorubas want Igbos and Igbo region to remain underdeveloped to teach Igbos political lesson they had been teaching them since 1970 the civil war ended, and because of that they kept the entire Nigeria on the floor thinking they will destroy only Igbos and their 2x2 shop businesses



Nigeria make una brace up, the future of Nigeria as a nation looks so bleak

You got some facts right but you're smart enough to know that sentiments render a MUST READ article meaningless.
Nobody planned anything against Igbos, you simply can't make the numbers.
Maybe living almost 40% of life for learning business and serving masters, and getting married by the age of 40 has it's side effects

Choosing opposite sex as friends come with it pros and cons.
The cons are too many to enumerate. But are largely caused by lack of disciplines, inability to set and respect the boundaries, and ultimately a lack of STRONG WON'T (Abstinence).
It motivate you to do more as if you're in a relationship, push yourself harder and BROKE CODES are not for guys in friendship with Ladies cause you can be called upon for needs in any minutes.

For girls it feel safe to be with your besties male friends and it also helps in building the ability to manage the dynamics of men behaviours.
It's a WIN WIN for both sides for those that Sabi the game.

I agreed we've overstretched the resources by putting too much of reoccurring expenses on it.
All thanks to Condom, postinol, and family planning. The disaster would have been huge because the population would have even outgrown the resources available just to feed it.

No Imam or Babalawo or any of white garment church leaders. And many of these folks are neck deep in providing back up to Yahoo boys.
Shameful as none of them couldn't even make the fake list

After the relocation of all these big agencies is completed we can now come to the table to argue separatism that has been long due
It's not too late to start relocating some of your illegal ranch bases and cows back to North as a way of retaliating

Why am I the only one spotting the crooked lady picture as one bottle of Coca-Cola at first sight ?

[quote author=jeff1993 post=128151339] As usual u must type rubbish .... I wonder If they exchanged ur brain for five loaves of bread and two fishes[/quot
Before it was turned to multiples or after?

Dougad:
We think we are having it bad and rightfully so. Lmao. I just weep for the future generations coming cos this will be like paradise compared to what will be left for them

Well, there will be no future generations if the current hardships are not cure or alleviated.
God forbid, this inflation and Naira depreciation continued just for 4 more years
You will be scared by the rate of suicide from both adults and Youngs.
If things gets too bad, more of the youngs would die than the adults because they're more desperate, low endurance and less patient. In all they're easily depressed and that's the trigger for suicide

I want to buy
Do you have an office in Lagos?

korm2me:

Don't worry when they empty all your life savings from your account one day both you and the old man will learn the hard way
Irresponsible government doesn't translate to irresponsible citizens. We still have lota responsible citizens

According to the GoodBook irresponsible government translate to Irresponsible citizens because the responsible citizens won't have the righteous ground to plant and to thrive

See hypocrites everywhere slanging dope for the Ranking.
Who cares if you read and score 180 in JAMB and somebody else cheat and gets the whole 400 or Finish work centers and get A-through in WAEC.
Lagos has passed in this one and let no unrighteous man who probably listened to answer dictations to pass his WAEC tell us it's wrong.
Let no one forget how Nigeria got into the round of 16 in the AFCON football game.
Like it or not it's luck that put Nigeria and Many successful people in it among the best not struggle

We did #EndSars and Police think twice before they violate our rights in public ever since.
And now some dude visitors took to social media to tell government they're not proactive enough and they started to act promptly.
If WHISTLEBLOWING is what the Nigerian government needs to acts it's what we shall give them.
Nigeria needs more of WHISTLEBLOWER now than ever

Scholace:
I am a man, i understand how responsible those days men are compare to now. Abortion is very much easier and easy to get now compare to then.

Men do not even make love with the supposed lady they intend to marry not until after marriage. It is widely common and acceptable then. Unlike now that most men have sex for fun and along the line unwanted pregnancy take place, and they began to claim they aren't ready for it yet, but they know how to have sex

It depends on how far back you meant. My own mother was impregnated at the age of 13 years in 1973 cause she didn't have parent, hence got taken advantage of.
I said this in pain cause that little incident of hers affected the lives of all we her children, both the male and female

money121:


Stop joor ;
I heard some even hide money under that roof

Wait! Like Money...Money, Money
Tell me the place make I know the location.
I want to see for myself