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Nairaland / General / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Okonjo-iweala, Alison-madueke, NNPC Summoned By Senate by nke001: 8:53pm On May 23, 2015
Jokers!

The same legislative arm that refuse to pass the PIB.

''Who will police the police!?''
Politics / Re: I'm Afraid Where Is Nigeria Heading To? by nke001: 8:47pm On May 23, 2015
Truly the call for a referandum will be highly appreciated.

APC = PDP, Only the accronym changes.

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Politics / Re: Report Leaks Buhari’s Ministerial List by nke001: 9:11pm On Apr 20, 2015
Hope they aint gonna run a "Leaking Government" come may 29?
Programming / Re: Where Is The Best Place To Learnd Web Design by nke001: 9:06pm On Apr 20, 2015
youtube.com, w3school.com
Phones / Re: BLACK SATURDAY 24hr/12hrs Moment Of Silence Etc For Slain Nigerians M Africans by nke001: 1:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
I strongly believe the power distribution companies will be the first to comply.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar At Emir Sanusi's Palace, Sits Down On The Rug (photo) by nke001: 1:34pm On Apr 18, 2015
The last time I visited the north, all houses I entered gave me mat to sit. Why is Atiku sitting on a mat making headies here?

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Technology Market / Re: What Does A Capacitor Do In Small 650w Tiger Generator by nke001: 1:24pm On Apr 18, 2015
mexzony:
Pls want to know what the capacitors do and do they have any effect on fuel consumption.

Use google.com to search for capacitors. U will get info more than expecting a fellow to explain that to you.
Politics / Re: Igbo Leaders A Disgrace by nke001: 1:17pm On Apr 18, 2015
e speaki le kwe! again.
Politics / Re: What Are Your Expectations From This New Government by nke001: 1:11pm On Apr 18, 2015
The Blame Game ( season 1)


watchout for season 2 next year...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by nke001: 1:05pm On Apr 18, 2015
Rizin:

1 beer eg star lager which is served cool oh i love its cooling system, lg@cool, refrigeration, heier thermercool.
But technically we have air cooled and coolant oil. In air cooled the engine is designed with fins which trap air and when they get heated up they rise given way for cool air to come in again as can be found in motorcycle engine and beetle Volkswagen which was invented by the threat from adolph hitler to produce for him a car that can run the dersert without water for him to fight world war.

2. 2 strokes engines 2SE is powered with cigrates not matches because cigrates produce smoke while matches produce flame but technically the anomaly has been resolve so if ur engine emit smoke it means that oil is entering from somwhere. Before now most two stroke engine work wit a mixture of oil and petrol.
3. If ur pump comes alive but its not pumping then u should check that ur neighbour. Yes that one that promised you that u will not progress. Yes na im work. Rush to MFM and collect holy ghost fire and fuel. Then burn him in a closed system ( dnt allow the smoke to be released into the atmosphere ) after the combustion ur pump will work very well but is the symptom persist after 2days consult ur technician

Never knew engineers are this funny! Ha ha ha!!

Well! pumps needs the presence of liquid in its compactment/chamber in order to create that SUCTION PRESSURE needed for continuous flow of liquid through the open system (pump). Just add enough water into the pump chamber and leave that village grandma alone.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by nke001: 12:52pm On Apr 18, 2015
gwason:
....very insightful and technical, but i presume by cie you mean to say sie (spark ignition engine).

yeah sie for petrol and cie (compression ignition engine) for disel.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by nke001: 9:05am On Apr 16, 2015
gwason:
and why is firing order of a vehicle arranged alternatively eg 1.3.4.2 and not serially eg 1.2.3.4 once ask dis question an interview..was jus swept of my feet,




Most firing orders are applied bearing in mine 'the effect of heat on efficiency of an ice/cie'. Mainly for easy dissipation of heat and better thermal expansivity/shock absorption of the block.
Education / Re: 31 Kuje Prisoners Score 67 Distinctions, 94 Credits In Nov/dec WAEC by nke001: 5:54pm On Mar 19, 2015
SagePerv:
Wow. I'm so touched.
All these PDP ...





Imagine it, inmates making excellent grades in WASSCE while a certain man graduated with an affiddavit.
Politics / Re: APC Supporters, Was This Really Necessary? (video) by nke001: 5:48pm On Mar 19, 2015
layinkakeem:
When PDP starts their madness, APC don't complain, now let APC also display their own madness too nah

Na matter what you do gej,
You'll never win this election,
We want change, we want buhari
We don't wanna exchange dollar at the rate of 1,500, and you'll tell nigerians that's transformation.
Transformation ma ass grin

kindly tell us how buhari will force america to stop hoarding dollar and also stop flooding the world oil market with their oil.

Only two options are available :
1. Devaluation ( which is very very uneconomical, and,
2. Diversification of country's source of revenue - which GEJ is doing.
Politics / Re: APC Supporters, Was This Really Necessary? (video) by nke001: 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2015
layinkakeem:
When PDP starts their madness, APC don't complain, now let APC also display their own madness too nah

Na matter what you do gej,
You'll never win this election,
We want change, we want buhari
We don't wanna exchange dollar at the rate of 1,500, and you'll tell nigerians that's transformation.
Transformation ma ass grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Similar "Change" Campaign Defeated In Israel. by nke001: 10:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
Change D Changer!

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Politics / Re: GEJ, Jega, Security Chiefs In Crucial Meeting Ahead Of March 28th Elections by nke001: 3:36pm On Mar 17, 2015
Mogidi:


He arrived Lagos with lorry loads of koboko.

Haba Abul,

kadan kadan ne!

He already knows he is doomed with the colabo of mbu and obanikolo.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Needed To Fight Corruption In China by nke001: 4:50pm On Mar 16, 2015
He only promised to fight kworroption and not corruption.

Take him to court when he does not fight corrupt practices and get your case not honoured.
Politics / Re: Card Reader Test Review: Worries Over Failure Rate In Parts Of The North - by nke001: 4:55pm On Mar 15, 2015
If election is conducted without partiality, then the North will record low card acknowledgements from inec card reader..
Politics / Re: Jonathan Administration Sponsoring Ethnic Militias To Disrupt Elections – APC by nke001: 4:42pm On Mar 15, 2015
The last time I read, BokoHARAM was armed to destabilize Gej reign n its initially sponsored by a rtd gen. n a retired public servant.

But they failed woefully.

God Bless Nigeria!
Politics / Re: 2.9 Billions::did Anyone Here Receive The Cooking Stove Here. by nke001: 4:35pm On Mar 15, 2015
htconeline:
Am yet to see were they share this stuff

i did.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nollywood Actor Ali Nuhu Is 41 Today by nke001: 4:25pm On Mar 15, 2015
Muna Muna Mai gida!
Romance / Re: My Rich Boyfriend Dumped Me. Should I Shoot Myself ? Yes Or No ? by nke001: 4:22pm On Mar 15, 2015
Nollywood Script at play
Politics / Re: Fire Breaks Out At INEC Office In Abuja by nke001: 4:00pm On Mar 15, 2015
Testing Testing 1, 2 ! ! !


Hope they are not upto something weird?
Politics / Re: Our Constitution, Our Lawmakers Or Our Judiciary, Which Is Our Problem? by nke001: 3:56pm On Mar 15, 2015
The Ayee Guys are our problem. The constitution is a product of their selfish service n their political godfadaz.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA!
Politics / Re: Why Are Some People Scared Of The Use Of CARD READERS? by nke001: 4:06pm On Mar 14, 2015
Drfresh0909:
Nairalander is there any thing wrong with the use of card reader in this General election and why are they doubting its working principle?


We are not afraid of Card Reader. We are afraid of jigga and his partisan idealogy.


#Jegahassinned.
Politics / Re: IGBOS: Vote Out Senator Remi Tinubu On March 28 by nke001: 3:59pm On Mar 14, 2015
jerseyboy:
Yes. There is a Tinubu on the ballot on March 28 ellection. Remi Tinubu is running for re-election as senator representing Lagos central zone. Also Tiinubu's inlaw Solomon Olamilekan Adeola is running for Lagos West senatorial district on that same day. Haba. This is an opportunity to strike an early and deadly blow on the ape of Boudilon. Come out massively and signal an end to the reign of the mafia don that has Lagos in its wallet. March 28 is the beginning of liberation for Lagosians. Freedom day is almost here. CHANGE is coming ...... To LAGOS. CHANGE the CHANGER.


Actually, that documentary on tinubu aired on NTA is really shocking and Revelation2015.

Jimi Agbaje is needed to recue lagos from these men.

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Investment / Re: Pls Where Can I Get Birth Certificate In Lagos ? by nke001: 3:50pm On Mar 14, 2015
Check any public hospital.
Politics / Re: My Worries About Gen. Muhammadu Buhari by nke001: 3:38pm On Mar 14, 2015
KazeemDiary:
MY WORRIES.

Yes, continuity in government has to do with inheriting both assets and liabilities, but I am worried that the Gen. Muhammadu Buhari led government will inherit decayed assets & monumental liabilities, if the mischievous moves of the PDP to rig President Jonathan back to office fails.

To mention a few.

GMB will inherit the ongoing dastard activities of the dreaded terrorist group, that has ransacked communities and killed thousand of Nigerians.

GMB led government will inherit the alarming rate of unemployment and abject poverty, which has promoted criminality in the past 16years of the PDP rule.

GMB led government will inherit the erratic nature of power supply, which has made notable indigenous and multinational companies leave the country, and also affecting small and medium scale businesses.

GMB led government will inherit a nearly collapsed Banking sector, battered Security Exchange Commission and a Nigerian Stock Exchange in shambles, where the value of stocks is nothing to write about.

GMB led government will inherit decayed refineries and a militants monitored oil pipelines, where rate of production is below 10 on a scale of 100 and an inevitable militants orchestrated monumental post election damages.

GMB led government will inherit decayed educational facilities, after the incumbent administration claimed to have constructed 13 tertiary institutions while existing ones remain underfunded.

GMB led government will inherit dilapidated roads, after the incumbent administration claimed to have constructed over 25,000km of roads across the Nigerian state.

GMB led government will inherit a poor functioning Aviation Industry with decayed airport infrastructures, and where financial misappropriation is the order of the day.

GMB led government will inherit a low produced Agricultural sector, where over N6B was spent to procure mobile phones for Farmers and another billions was event to provide farmers with fertilizer, this has not reduced the price of food stuffs, instead there is a continual increase.

GMB led government will inherit the ongoing ethnographic and religious sentiments which is capable of pushing our country into extinction, as promoted by the incumbent administration.

GMB led government will inherit a politicized Judicial system and a corrupt Armed forces, a product of the incumbent administration.

GMB led government will inherit a battered image of our heritage before the international community and a weak Naira.

Mark my words, Nigerians will suffer like never before, if President Jonathan is rigged back to office.

@KazeemDiary



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