StevinMorgan:
A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject "LIARS". As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.


The following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand". Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Smiling, the preacher said, "you are the very people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters".

Oh my God, lolzzzzz
Crack another one again


‪#‎ Lol

PEREP:
Let's look at the message and leave the messenger who had all the opportunity to lay the foundation for new Nigeria but allowed selfish interest to override National interest.

Because he hated Tinubu's face, he refused to release Lagos allocations even when the Supreme court ruled. This is the height of Impunity.

He wiped out two communities without investigation/reviews to apprehend the culprit. How is he better than BH who kills and maim to fulfill their desires.

He instructed the abduction of two governors (Ekiti and Anambra) and simply looked away like nothing happened.

He faced Niger Delta Militants and could not stop their Menace for 8 years. If those guys have operated like BH, what is the guarantee he will stamp them out in few months like he seems to be demanding from GEJ today?

A sitting Attorney General was killed and he was clueless on what to do.

He Surpressed all agitations in the country. When GEJ signed FOI and guaranted freedom of speech and expression in Nigeria, everyone felt real democracy of 'I have a say'

Nigeria's budget in OBJ days was funded almost 95 percent from Oil sector but that has reduced by over 15 percent in the last four years. The rate at which we create wealth has increased despite insecurity.

Time and space will fail to do some comparison but the question is that we have a new power (freedom to express our views) and we better use it to our advantage by giving suggestions to government rather than bringing it all down.

No matter the President, a populace with our attitude might not get the best out of our political space.

In my opinion, Nigeria is 'Work in Progress' and we will overcome all the existing challenge if we embrace and fight for our country together.

I wish to see an opposition that talks of what they wish to do rather than saying the obvious. What are they bringing to the table in terms of Economy, Jobs, Security, Governance and the rest rather than sweeping statements of;
We will improve governance. How?
We will stamp out corruption. How?
We will tackle insecurity. How?

We should let them into Aso rock first? Hmmmmmmmm

Harmvirus:
Noted..

NLanders today is my birthday! Show me some love

ignis:
Yesterday, while coming out from Tantalizer, I saw a guy he told me he was robbed and he don't have transport fare to get back home and he need to go to hospital to treat the injury given to him by the robbers. I asked him to follow me to the bank, I made some withdrawals and I gave him N250,000.

bright007:
Where is unijos? is it the name of a river near Sambisa forest, a traditional palace in Otueke or a snack similar in appearance to cassava bread?

pls someone should answer cos i am still serving my oga at Ariaria market

mysticgal:
Many are mad but few are roaming