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Celebrities / Re: Bambam Gets A Car From Her Fans On Her 30th Birthday by Nomzib1000(m): 4:36pm On Apr 23, 2019
Snow02:
I'm trying my best not to come off as a hater buh why would a buncha people pull money together to buy a car for someone who is probably richer than them??

Quite funny... Their problem anyway, If I'm not spending money on myself, I'm going to be spending on people who are struggling to get one decent meal a day, why keep helping people who don't need help,after we wil start blaming the government....
Phones / Re: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Are Down Worldwide by Nomzib1000(m): 1:25pm On Apr 14, 2019
slimthugchimee2:
No wonder messages are not loading on my WhatsApp since

I just even tried to open my Facebook now and its not working

If I didn't see this thread I would have thought it was just network

I see I can't see status updates on whatsapp.... This is definitely true

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Phones / Re: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Are Down Worldwide by Nomzib1000(m): 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2019
unitysheart:
Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram are down worldwide.

Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp are all experiencing issues this morning for users worldwide. Facebook and Instagram are both inaccessible, with news feeds refusing to refresh and the main Facebook.com domain unavailable. WhatsApp messages aren’t being sent or received, and users of Facebook’s main services have headed to Twitter to share that they’re having issues.

The outages appear to have started at around 6:30AM ET this morning, and come just a month after Facebook experienced its worst outage ever. Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram were all inaccessible for hours last month, and it wasn’t until over 24 hours later that Facebook finally gave the all clear. Facebook blamed a “server configuration change,” and apologized for the outages.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/4/14/18310069/facebook-instagram-whatsapp-down-outage-issues


My Whatsapp no work for hours right now...

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Food / Re: Eating Too Much Of These 9 Nigerian Foods May Kill You by Nomzib1000(m): 6:40am On Apr 06, 2019
PotatoSalad:
Fried plantains?
OP you're mad. Can you imagine.
I was feeling the post till I saw Fried Plantain. angry
Don't play rough play o.
Sweet Plantain
If we no chop dodo wetin we gain? cry

I swear I'm with you on this phone, Dodo wey i no dey use eye see for house, As i hate beans reach if i see beta dodo men i go finish am within a few minutes.. Abeg make dem go rest... I no chop salad... Don't force us to be vegetarian

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Food / Re: Eating Too Much Of These 9 Nigerian Foods May Kill You by Nomzib1000(m): 6:38am On Apr 06, 2019
hucienda:
lol ... oya na drink water. u for kuku tell naija pipul make dem no chop at all.
I swear down. Take away all this food.. Wetin man go chop... How person no go chop rice, noodles and plantain.... This one loud ooo
Food / Re: Eating Too Much Of These 9 Nigerian Foods May Kill You by Nomzib1000(m): 6:34am On Apr 06, 2019
Harrymig1:
Eat whatever you have or can afford, even Doctors, Dieticians and so on die below age forty. we live by God's grace. My Grandmum died at age 96 taking 5 cubes of sugar daily for over 5 years.
Ur grandma is the real MVP, they should take their stupid survey,they just want to turn everyone to Vegan by force, Fufu is my best solid meal and i definitely can't do without plantain... Kolewerk..... What doesn't kill a man makes him stronger...
Celebrities / Re: Relative Uses Dead Body Of 'kay Low' To Curse SARS. Davido, Banky W React by Nomzib1000(m): 8:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
LuciferYaweh:
So all of a sudden, all SARS children nationwide will drop & die just like that?


I say it again:
Kolade Johnson was a yahoo boy that scammed people out of their livelihood without batting an eyelid.
Karma just caught up with him.

The only reason this is making waves is because he is well known around Mangoro for flaunting his ill-gotten wealth & our society uplifts immorality.
One can only imagine how many innocent people's lives he ruined in the process. Some may have even committed suicide (knowing whites).

Armed robbers have more dignity than yahoo boys. At least they risk it all knowing that operation may be their last.
Yahoo boys are cowards who hide behind monitors to perpetrate evil.

I cannot waste my sympathy on these lowlifes.



*spits angry

Well like Ur name Implies, there is actually no different between U and Lucifer, U are his carbon copy, I guess with all u said.. U have a VVIP ticket in Hell with Lucifer himself, And Just maybe its your Brother that Might be killed next by sars... Useless human being... Oniranu

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Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by Nomzib1000(m): 3:12pm On Mar 31, 2019
Jiang:


No she isn't, That's was just her little bro lying on her lap, I think you should pick up the call, apologize to her for walking out on her & refusing to pick her call. Also profess ur undying love for her & how you don't care about others servicing her as you love her too much to give a shyt.
I think that way she will appreciate you more as her maga & dedicated slave

Best quote ever.. As he no want get sense... Make he dey fool himself.... Naija babes dey multi date nah.. We know we aint d only one hitting d honeypot.... Make he dey find love upandan... Make he no wake up chase success....
Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by Nomzib1000(m): 3:09pm On Mar 31, 2019
chuddyforlife:
My gee wake up from ur dreams and be a man!!
Dont let sisi woman play with u and your feelings
Dat shema dint love u,may be she is eating ur money or friend zoneing u,,
and i can bet my life on it she is collecting beta dick dat sweet pass ur own!!!


Chuddies daht!!!

Guy U be better weyrey.. Lmfao.... Why u dey spoil d guy mind nah... Omo dat guy don straf him babe paaa, and why is he even bothered, Naija babes no dey faithful nah.. Dem always get sch bf, area bf, church own... Just chop d kpekus.. Next time she come take enuf monkey tail and skushi... Plus nak am with beta Arizona.... Just turn her to strafmate....

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Celebrities / Re: Richard Nnadi Calls Out Bbnaija Stars, Musicians As Escape Club Is Shut Down by Nomzib1000(m): 3:45pm On Mar 29, 2019
ct2:
yeyebities , living fake life up and down, making others feel God doesn't like them

On point, people need to realize social media to some people as an opportunity to oppress others, its people with low-self esteem that get frustrated and carried away, no be today naija pple dey live fake life, like say no be d same naija we all dey....

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Travel / Re: Mexican Girl Falls To Her Death From Plane While Skydiving On Her 18th Birthday by Nomzib1000(m): 10:05am On Mar 29, 2019
DonroxyII:
My style na to chop Catfish on my birthday.........and I celebrate alone or mostly five people .......
This year, I celebrated with one sibling and we just ordered Pounded Yam and Goat meat with Assorted garnished in Bitterleaf soup while Oporoko maintained its reign in the soup!!

Later to be celebrating with just wife and kids and possibly offices where there is Birthday craze ..............Just to conform with social norms and it must be "Normal and So Simple"

I don't even like people greeting me Happy birthday self .... My mum and siblings are OK ..... I already deactivated Birthday from Facebook .... make dem no dey greet me again ..........I just Wake up in the morning and Thank my God and stars for conquering another 365days with blessing, progress and no catastrophe........ I pray for blessings and safety ..... Gbam , it is over !!


AfricaMan , Hustle , Money and relaxing/Peace of Mind on my mind ........ No time for bad bad play grin

Yes ooo... Them go do bad play, come die come dey find sympathy upan down, what happened to going to the Club... Going to the movies, thats what she gets for trying that stupid move, thats the issue with those crazy ass people, as a confirm urhobo... I cant even stay in a pool for 2 minutes Talkless be in the SKY.. When i no be Spider-Man or batman..... Make she go give God hee excuse abeggiii

Travel / Re: Mexican Girl Falls To Her Death From Plane While Skydiving On Her 18th Birthday by Nomzib1000(m): 10:02am On Mar 29, 2019
sodiqapril:
on her birthday ! Ayo o ni pawa o. may she rest in peace. this bet9ja guy above me will end up as v armed robber
Like i seriously can't feel pity for someone who dies this way, honestly i cant, She chose to put her life in danger, what happened to just going to the Club or having dinner... Her life.. Her problem.....
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Tboss And Uti Nwachukwu Set To Wed! - SDK by Nomzib1000(m): 12:43pm On Mar 27, 2019
rOsy247:
Does uti have private jet?

By the way op which one is "are pregnant", is uti pregnant as well?
Lolz.. I thought she only chilled with private jet owners, I'm as surprised as u, naija babes and forming,

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Nomzib1000(m): 5:23pm On Mar 15, 2019
sweetjohn:
Among all you said, you did not say that he is also a human being and as a human being he has his own flaws, or else why didn't he dribbled all the defence of the French team at the world cup to score or why didn't he dribbled the defence of the Average Roma team to qualify his team Barca. In football, anything can happen just for you to know that

Bro Man U is going to play Well... But Honestly Upsets happen in football, But Guess what PSG isnt a proven European powerhouse, Barcelona have that Experience of been there and done that... Messi is an X Factor... Messi playing for Argentina and messi at Barca is very different, U should know.. If it was A defensively Proven team like Chelsea he has issues... BUT WITH DEMBELE FORM AND Suarez peaking,One man Can win A game... If That game gets really tight, No player will want the Ball at his feet and there are only two players in world Football who feel no pressure... Messi/ronaldo... Man U will play really well.. But I see herrera been too tight and getting A red Card in that Game..... That Man U defence will find Messi too hot to handle bro.... Damn too hot....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Nomzib1000(m): 4:38pm On Mar 15, 2019
Beedude:

U get time bro. Let him keep yarning dust. Van Dirk ko Van Dar Sar ni
Messi no be small player... I'm A big madrid fan since childhood, Ronaldo is A beast.. But Messi dribbling skills plus Playmaking Skills slicing through any defence and Guess what He can score goals.. Especially at the Camp nou he can easily score 3 goals.... Van dirk nah pikin defended for where messi dey.. If messi handle am he go fall flat....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by Nomzib1000(m): 12:32pm On Mar 15, 2019
RTSC:

See this guy.
You obviously don't know the meaning of gergen press.

Who is so world class in your midfield that can stop liverpool from pressing barcelona to madness?
Nobody.
Liverpool will fall on barcelona like a flood. Una no go see ball play.

Your only hope is the brilliant messi. But then i dont see messi scoring so much goals with virgil van dirk playing.


Lolz.. Virgin van dirk sabi bro..but calm down... I be madrid fan... Messi go disgrace am if he near am oo... U know how many defenders wey sabi pass van dirk wey messi don scatter dere life.... Dont Bleep with that short dude... Dis one no be Playstation.. Marking messi nah team effort.. No one can man_mark him.. D person go diee

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Politics / Re: Why Can't Lagosians Do 'O To Gee' For Tinubu In Lagos? by Nomzib1000(m): 1:48am On Mar 11, 2019
dipopooo:


Isale Eko from Balogun's family.. Ode, where are u from?
U for come from Sango Family nah... Nah 1850 we dey...balogun kor.... Kosoko ni.... Slavery is gone nro.. Open Ur eyes and stop with d lagos belongs to me.... I'm proudly deltan and guess what i have lived here all my life and no one can't tell me to leave where i have spent my whole life... Maybe an slowpoke.... Lolz
Politics / Re: EFCC Releases Bank Transactions As Details Of Atiku’s Son-in-law, Lawyer’s Arres by Nomzib1000(m): 1:44am On Mar 11, 2019
mfm04622:


It is not a crime to withdraw your own money in cash and transport it in bullion vans. Tinubu commits no crime as long as he didn't give one person more than the limit prescribed by the money laundry law. However, it is a crime to hide the true purpose of any money! Big difference

Bro let's Be honest... He is allowed to move bullion vans filled with money, and He can't be investigated, like are you fucking kidding me,!!! So everyone can move bullion vans filled with money.... Where is the money coming from?? How did he get it.. Lots of unanswered questions......bleeped up country
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Bauchi Governorship Election Inconclusive - TVC by Nomzib1000(m): 1:40am On Mar 11, 2019
Cherrybae:
God bless Buhari a man of integrity. No room for rigging under Buhari

Let the best candidate win as instructed by Bugatti.

With this I see APC retaining Bauchi.

Meanwhile AAC is leading in Rivers. This is victory for Democracy

Thank you Buhari the best civilian president Nigeria ever had

Hypocrite... Dumbass..... Best president... Like really.... U are probably on Some cheap drugs....

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Election Suspension, Illegal – APC Slams INEC by Nomzib1000(m): 11:04pm On Mar 10, 2019
Thisis2raw:
If you weren't in Rivers state on Saturday you won't understand the level the Army has reduced themselves to.
Soldiers where going from one polling unit to another tearing result sheet. This happened before my own eyes.
Well let the will of God to done

U are spot on, My brother _in Law works in portharcourt, just cant get why a party who isnt on the ballot are so Interested... Buhari is a dullard who Cant control that mad dog called ameachi.... Causing havoc, and why is the military in rivers state... I thought there is unrest in the Northeast.... I av lost respect for the military... Dem no get level.. Our military don turn i never chop

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Election Suspension, Illegal – APC Slams INEC by Nomzib1000(m): 10:59pm On Mar 10, 2019
openmine:
shocked shocked
why is APC protesting against INEC instead of AAC?
grin grin

Baba i tire ooo.... Someone taken panadol for another's man headache... APC no try at all... Ameachi is just a bastard.. Sacrificing his own people's lives... His kids and grandkids will definitely pay

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Crime / Re: Lady Shares Graphic Pictures Of What A Woman Beater Did To Her by Nomzib1000(m): 11:26am On Mar 08, 2019
obaataaokpaewu:
Reading that write up wasn't easy I must confess embarassed
Same here... Wasnt getting half of the written words.no excuse for hitting women.. Its wrong...
Politics / Re: EFCC Releases Bank Transactions As Details Of Atiku’s Son-in-law, Lawyer’s Arres by Nomzib1000(m): 8:27am On Mar 07, 2019
CodeTemplar:
So what's special about €100m and
how much did APC spend in 2015 elections? Buhari is too obsessed with the idea of nailing opposition members with his anti corruption war.
I hope the 'independent' EFCC asks questions about Bola Tinubu's bullion vans also.

Bro thats The point, we all know Atiku is not a Saint, But there is a double standard here, it just seems like They only go after people who are in the opposition party, Tinubu should be in Jail for money laundering yet everyone is throwing a blind eye.... Hypocrites...
Politics / Re: EFCC Releases Bank Transactions As Details Of Atiku’s Son-in-law, Lawyer’s Arres by Nomzib1000(m): 8:24am On Mar 07, 2019
reality47:
What has happened to three bulloons van that convey money to bola hammed tinubu house at his burdillon resident. Is that not money laudering?. Where is the efcc?. Na wa oo
. I don't understand ooo, you Hit the hammer on the nail, A few weeks back we all saw bullion vans in his house and EFCC did nothing... Its like EFCC selects people they go after, it's shambolic
Politics / Re: Why Can't Lagosians Do 'O To Gee' For Tinubu In Lagos? by Nomzib1000(m): 5:39pm On Mar 01, 2019
dipopooo:


Must you people die in Lagos? Go and develop your south south....for your information, you people have no say in Lagos... Lagos belongs to Yoruba


U are the lowest Scum of the earth, Bloody Tart, niggaz like U need to be Locked Up in a mental facility, I'm sure U are one Those Razz Omo Alata who Is just using his Last 50MB,Omo ode.. Who is Ur father in Lagos that makes U entitled to make such statements, Local Boy, Omo ale jati jati, Dey need to start Screening sycophants like U Before coming on dis platform... Wack dude
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Victory Sparks Crisis In Lagos, Oyo, Abuja by Nomzib1000(m): 12:34pm On Feb 28, 2019
GoTV:
sad Every igbo in Lagos must be compelled to vote APC. When you are in Rome, act like Romans. The APC government has been kind and welcoming to igbos in lagos. Voting against them means they're tired of living in Yoruba land. Nonsense sad

Dude shut that ur filthy smelling mouth, I Cant imagine such retarded idiots been on this platform, Bloody slowpoke, Lagos belongs to know one... is your surname lagos?? Omo ale jati jati.....

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Politics / Re: PDP Rejects Presidential Election Results by Nomzib1000(m): 6:22pm On Feb 25, 2019
[quote author=5thElement post=76116575]Sore losers. Na their way. Let them reject it
We Nigerians accept it. Ntor!!!![/quiote]

Speak for yourself... Who is we?? Young man you are on your own... Remember that!!!

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Politics / Re: Is It Your Headache? - Tinubu Reacts To Bullion Van In His House (photos, Video by Nomzib1000(m): 10:28am On Feb 25, 2019
slyfoxxjoe:
As in the arrogance is staggering. Only a man who knows he is above the law can utter such nonsense. God help us.
Only God bro.. I believe it will take time but i swear this country will get better, it will take time but am sure with new technology and people in the north just have to educated more so they know 500naira is not worth selling the future of your kids over, A revolution will definitely happen....
Politics / Re: Why Can't Lagosians Do 'O To Gee' For Tinubu In Lagos? by Nomzib1000(m): 10:24am On Feb 25, 2019
dipopooo:
Lagosian can't say O TO GE to Tinubu simply because he's the brain behind the development in Lagos.. Flatigos have refused to leave simply because Lagos is far far better than the whole South east..

Unfortunately, flatigos(yiboribos) are so comfortable in our land to have the gut to gang up against us... No Wahala... We will show them pepper after the election


Awon omoale radarada


Shut D Bleep up, idiots like you are the problem why this country will never move forward, bloody hypocrite, tribalistic animal, what land belongs to you?? Is your surname Lagos, What is great about Lagos?? I was born nd bred here and i am from the south south, lagos doesnt beloing to anyone,, Nigeria belongs to everyone, you are allowed to settle anyone you want, so stop with this your archaic thinking and grow up, Sory dont grow up, obviously you have an adults body but the brain of a 5 year old....

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Politics / Re: Is It Your Headache? - Tinubu Reacts To Bullion Van In His House (photos, Video by Nomzib1000(m): 5:37pm On Feb 23, 2019
slyfoxxjoe:
Nigeriais finished. A bullion van was seen entering the home of a prominent politician on Election eve and all he can say is it your headache I give up I swear.

Mehn I'm with you on this, the democratic system favors some people and tinubu is The Biggest thief of all, such arrogance just makes me want to puke, dont give up... We will get there, thank goodness for social media.. Eyes don dey happen

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Not Sexy - Naira Marley by Nomzib1000(m): 11:42am On Feb 06, 2019
Mubarak05:
Tiwa is damn sexy, I've fvcked her a lot and I can testify hw sweet she is..

So nairamarley should shut the fvck up

Lmfao.... Guy nah for dream be that one....
Celebrities / Re: 'Only Billionaires Date Me' - Bobrisky Reveals by Nomzib1000(m): 11:41am On Feb 06, 2019
fuckerstard:
Hehe omo ale jati jati n bobo yi sha.

Exactly... U should add oloriburuku somebody.... Always trying to be relevant

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