cuteguy123:
The kids look ugly.

ur mata na God hand e dey

SmartchoicesNG:
Who are they? I suspect they just went to a mechanic's workshop to snap a picture there.... Jerryfemi88 Kayharry and bolajibj can organise such photoshoots. If na Gazzuzz workshop dem go quick catch them

but bros u wicked sha... See analysis ToriOloun

Me after reading

yungstar092:
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Get it on jiji here https://ikeja./computer-and-it-services/acute-email-ids-production-engine-software-4195461.html

faorex:
Sheybi na person wey don chop go watch film ..I dey Hungry die

Hahahahhaha ...guy too funny

2.

Title --------------------------- Fifty
Year---------------------------- 2015
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 85,000,000
Studio(s)----------------------- EbonyLife Films
Director(s)--------------------- Biyi Bandele

Fifty is a Nigerian romantic drama film released on December 18, 2015 Starring Nse Ikpe-Etim
Ireti Doyle, Omoni Oboli, Dakore Akande.


Fifty captures few pivotal days of four women at the pinnacle of their careers. Tola, Elizabeth, Maria and Kate are four friends forced at midlife to take inventory at their personal lives, while juggling career and family against the backdrops of the neighbourhoods of Lagos.


1.

Title --------------------------- 30 Days in Atlanta
Year---------------------------- 2014
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 137,000,000
Studio(s)----------------------- Corporate World Pictures
Director(s)--------------------- Robert Peters


30 Days in Atlanta is a 2014 Nigerian romantic comedy film produced by Ayo Makun and directed by Robert Peters. The film was shot on location in Lagos and Atlanta. It premiered on 31 October 2014. It has been declared the highest grossing film of all time in Nigerian cinemas, although the film was met with mixed to negative critical reception.

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/top-10-highest-grossing-nigerian-films.html

Wikipedia

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/top-10-highest-grossing-nigerian-films.html

6.

Title --------------------------- Ije
Year---------------------------- 2010
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 59,800,000
Studio(s)---------------------- Xandria Productions
Director(s)-------------------- Chineze Anyaene

Ijé: The Journey is a 2010 Nigerian drama film directed by Chineze Anyaene, and starring Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Genevieve Nnaji, and Odalys García.

The film was highly criticially acclaimed, winning several awards received several nominations.

5.

Title --------------------------- October 1
Year---------------------------- 2014
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 60,000,000
Studio(s)----------------------- Golden Effects
Director(s)--------------------- Kunle Afolayan

October 1 is a 2014 Nigerian dark psychological thriller film written by Tunde Babalola, produced and directed by Kunle Afolayan. It stars Sadiq Daba, Kayode Olaiya, David Bailie, Kehinde Bankole, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Fabian Adeoye Lojede, Nick Rhys, Kunle Afolayan, Femi Adebayo, Bimbo Manuel, Ibrahim Chatta and introducing Demola Adedoyin; it also features special appearance from Deola Sagoe.

The film, which is set in Colonial Nigeria, narrates the story of Danladi Waziri (Sadiq Daba), a police officer from Northern Nigeria who is posted to a remote town of Akote in Western Nigeria to investigate the frequent female murder cases in the community, and have the mystery solved before the Nigerian flag is raised on October 1, Nigeria's Independence Day.

4.

Title --------------------------- Half of a Yellow Sun
Year---------------------------- 2013
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 60,000,000
Studio(s)----------------------- Shareman Media / Slate Films
Director(s)--------------------- Biyi Bandele

Half of a Yellow Sun is a 2013 Nigerian Historical fiction drama film directed by Biyi Bandele and based on the novel of the same name by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. The film is a love story that follows two sisters who are caught up in the outbreak of the Nigerian Civil War.

It stars Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Onyeka Onwenu, Anika Noni Rose, Genevieve Nnaji, OC Ukeje and John Boyega. The film premiered in the Special Presentation section at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival.

3.

Title --------------------------- Wives on Strike
Year---------------------------- 2016
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 67,000,000
Studio(s)----------------------- Dioni Visions
Director(s)--------------------- Omoni Oboli

Wives on strike” is a hilarious comedy about a group of market women who take a stand against their husbands in a bid to protect a young girl from underage marriage.

It stars Omoni Oboli, Uche Jumbo, Kenneth Okonkwo, Julius Agu, Chioma Akpotha and Ufuoma McDermott.

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/top-10-highest-grossing-nigerian-films.html

The following are the highest-grossing Nigerian films of all time in Nigerian cinemas. Revenues from special screenings, DVD sales, online streaming and theatrical screenings outside Nigeria are excluded from this gross total. Films before 2000s are also excluded from this list as their gross totals have not been inflation adjusted.

10.

Title --------------------------- The Figurine
Year---------------------------- 2009
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 30, 000, 000
Studio(s)---------------------- Golden Effects
Director(s)-------------------- Kunle Afolayan

The Figurine: Araromire is a 2009 Nigerian supernatural suspense thriller film written by Kemi Adesoye, produced and directed by Kunle Afolayan, who also stars in the film as one of the main protagonists. It also stars Ramsey Nouah and Omoni Oboli.

The movie narrates the story of two friends who finds a mystical sculpture in an abandoned shrine in the forest while serving at a National Youth Service Corps camp, and one of them decides to take the artwork home. Unknown to them, the sculpture is from the goddess 'Araromire' which bestows seven years of good luck on anyone who encounters it, and after the seven years have expired, seven years of bad luck follow. The lives of the two friends begin to change for good, as they become successful and wealthy businessmen. However, after seven years, things start to change for the worse.

9.

Title --------------------------- Road To Yesterday
Year---------------------------- 2015
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 30,000,700
Studio(s)---------------------- The Entertainment Network
Director(s)-------------------- Ishaya Bako

Road To Yesterday is a 2015 Nigerian road romantic drama film directed by Ishaya Bako. It stars Genevieve Nnaji and Oris Erhuero in lead roles, with Majid Michel and Chioma 'Chigul' Omeruah in supporting roles. The film, which is co-produced by Genevieve Nnaji, is the actress' first effort as a producer.

Road to Yesterday tells the story of an estranged married couple, hoping to mend their strained marriage whilst on a road trip to a relative’s funeral.

8.

Title --------------------------- The Return of Jenifa
Year---------------------------- 2012
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 35,000,000
Studio(s)---------------------- Olasco Films
Director(s)-------------------- Muhydeen S. Ayinde

Nigerian comedy-drama film "Jenifa" An hilarious yoruba film about a girl from the village that aspired to make it in the big city, starring. Funke Akindele, the main protagonist of the film,The cast for the movie include Banky W, Kaffy, Eldee, Freeze, Eniola Badmus, Yinka Quadri, Wizkid, Antar Olaniyan, Mercy Aigbe, Ronke Oshodi Oke, Denrele Edun, CD John, Helen Paul, Naeto C, Omawumi, DJ Zeez and many others.


7.

Title --------------------------- Last Flight to Abuja
Year---------------------------- 2012
Domestic Gross (₦)--------- 57,050,000
Studio(s)---------------------- The Nollywood Factory
Director(s)-------------------- Obi Emelonye

Last Flight to Abuja is a 2012 Nigerian thriller disaster film written by Tunde Babalola, directed and produced by Obi Emelonye. Starring Omotola Jalade Ekeinde, Hakeem Kae-Kazim and Jim Iyke.

The film which was shot in Lagos, received 5 nominations at the 2013 Africa Movie Academy Awards and won award for the category best film by an African based abroad

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/top-10-highest-grossing-nigerian-films.html

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/12-most-widely-spoken-african-languages.html

4. ENGLISH


Generally speaking, English is largely spoken in Africa as a result of colonization by British powers that in effect influenced the countries in question. These countries are referred to as Anglophone African countries and examples include Botswana, Cameroon, Gambia, Ghana, Kenya, Liberia, Malawi, Mauritius, Namibia, Nigeria, Saint Helena, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia, Zimbabwe. English is a much widely accepted and used language especially in urban areas. It is also used as a soft landing in situations where local dialect raises conflict or simply not understood by all communicating parties thus a business language.

3. HAUSA


Hausa is spoken largely in Western Africa by the Hausa people and by persons of Fulani ancestry. It is also known as Mgbakpa, Kado, Hausawa, Haoussaa, Habe and Abakwariga. Hausa is spoken in countries such as Nigeria, Chad, Togo, Niger, Ghana, Benin and Burkina Faso. It is also spoken lightly in eastern African countries such as Eritrea and Sudan and central African countries i.e. Congo, Cameroon and Central African Republic. Standard Hausa is based on the dialect originating from Kano which is the most renowned city for Hausa speaking in Nigeria. It is also the most basic language for most Muslim populations of western Africa and actually serves as the language of instruction at the primary level of education. To say hello in Hausa one says SANNU’.

2. KISWAHILI


Kiswahili is also known as Swahili language and is the mother tongue of the Swahili people. It is a Bantu language believed to have origin inspired by other languages especially Arabic. This is as a result of the historical interaction between the Arabs and the local Bantus. Swahili is spoken largely in Eastern Africa, in countries such as Kenya, Tanzania and Uganda. In Tanzania it is the official language and is even used for education. In Uganda and Kenya it is a national language. Other Swahili speaking nations within the east of Africa include Rwanda, Burundi, Somalia, DRC and Northern Mozambique. Kiswahili serves to be the mother of words such as hakuna matata (no worries), simba (lion) and the all so famous ’safari’. To say hello in Swahili one says JAMBO’.

1. ARABIC


Arabic is the one of the most widely spoken language in Africa at large. However, its use is concentrated in North Africa and Sub-Saharan Africa. Examples of countries include North Sudan, Egypt, Algeria, Chad, Djibouti, Libya and Tunisia. It is also notable that most Arabic speaking persons are of Islamic faith. In Algeria, Mauritania, Libya, Tunisia and Egypt it is the official language. All these countries are categorized as Arabophone Africa. To say hello in Arabic one says AL SALAAM A’ALAYKUM’.


http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/12-most-widely-spoken-african-languages.html

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/12-most-widely-spoken-african-languages.html

8. YORUBA


Yoruba is widely spoken in Nigeria and also various parts of Togo and Benin. It is one of the official languages in Nigeria. Its native name is Ede Yoruba’ and places where Yoruba is spoken referred to as Ile Yoruba’. To say hello in Yoruba one says BAWO NI’

7. OROMO


Oromo is a Cushitic language spoken widely within the Horn of Africa and other surrounding countries. However, it is not the official language of any country. Some of the countries where Oromo is widely spoken include Ethiopia, Somalia, Kenya and Egypt. To say hello in Oromo one says AKKAM.’

6. FRENCH


This is also another language that developed as a result of the colonisation of African countries by the French. Such countries are referred to as Francophone countries and such include Togo, Seychelles, Senegal, Rwanda, Reunion, Niger, Mauritius, Mali, Madagascar, Guinea, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Cote d’Ivoire, The Republic of Congo, Democratic republic of The Congo, Comoros, Chad, central African Republic, Cameroon, Burundi, Burkina Faso and Benin. To say hello in French one says SALUT

5. AMHARIC


After Arabic, Amharic is the second largest spoken Semitic dialect in Africa and the world at large. It is alternatively called Amarigna language, Amarinya language, Amharinya language and/or Kuchumba language. Amharic is exclusively the official language of Ethiopia and has its very own alphabet and digits. It is also the “official working language” for the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia. Amharic is spoken outside Ethiopia by about 2.7 million people who are emigrants. It also draws much influence from neighboring Cushitic languages in regard to grammar and vocabulary. To say hello in Amharic one says SALAM’

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/12-most-widely-spoken-african-languages.html

The number of languages spoken in the entire African continent is quite enormous. According to research, it is estimated to range between 1500-2000 languages. Some of these are widely spoken across a recognizable area, while some others are in the minority that they are not even known to be in existence if not within the confines of the area they are spoken. Here, our focus is on those major African languages which actually have trans-continental significance.

12. XHOSA


This language is widely spoken in South Africa and referred to as isiXhosa. Xhosa speaking persons belong to an ethnic group of persons referred to as amaXhosa. Xhosa is a unique Bantu language that is also characterized by click sounds. The name Xhosa draws origin from the Khoisan to mean Angry Man’. As Bantu languages Zulu and Xhosa carry much similarities and thus though speaking in mother tongues they can understand each other the Zulu even have a name for the Xhosa kwaXhosa’ which when directly translated means land of Xhosa’. To say hello in Xhosa one says MOLO’.

11. SHONA


Shona is a Bantu language that is largely spoken in Zimbabwe and Zambia. In Zimbabwe it is an official language. It is not the only language however, it simply dominates over another called Ndebele. Shona language is locally referred to as ChiShona by the local persons. To say hello in Shona one says MHORO’.

10. ZULU


Zulu is a language largely spoken in South Africa by the Zulu people and is one among the many official languages of South Africa. Zulu is actually short for IsiZulu. It is spoken largely at the eastern part of South Africa and is characterized by unique click sounds within the dialect. Zulu has loaned several of its words from Afrikaans and English and its click sounds are as a result of influence from the Khoisan languages. Zulu is also used for educational purposes. Zulu speaking people are found in the Zululand provinces and KwaZulu Natal. To say hello in Zulu one says SAWUBONA’.

9. IGBO


Igbo language is the mother tongue or native language of the Igbo people. It is also called Ibo and is one of the most outspoken languages of modern-day Nigeria. People who speak Igbo are referred to as Ndi Igbo’ and are from Igbo land referred to as Ala Igbo’ or Ani Igbo’. One of the most famous African writers, Chinua Achebe, writer of “Things Fall Apart” used Igbo in most of his books and largely mirrored Igbo culture also. To say hello in Igbo one says NNU’.

chubbygal:
Ibadan and oyinbo version

Hahahahahaba ... This pics is just so hilarious.... Lwtmb

CertifiedNaija:
The hilarious photo was first shared by IG user @Itz_lubey which he captioned: "This is one of the best pictures I've ever seen, and the best costume outfit of #classofONYX2015 #teamOAU #throwbackthursday".

The picture had since then gone viral and reposted by many IG users... with positive and negative responses coming in from people .
So on the scale of 10, rate this!


http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/09/photo-of-oau-student-in-batman-outfit.html?m=1

Lolzz

247Potential:
Are you really sure he's the source of all these humour??

These things are just so hilarious

Atymes i do wonder myself

enjoy

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Robert Mugabe has been the leader of Zimbabwe in southern Africa since 1980 and is the country's only leader since it gained independent from Britain.

Famously called Africa's oldest leader, he was born in 1924 and assumed the office of the president in 1987. More than three decades ago.

He has been often criticized over allegations of corruption and crackdown of human rights.

But beside being arguable the oldest serving African president, Robert Mugabe is famous for his witty and sometimes unconventionally sarcastic quotes

Lets check some out

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/jokes-famous-rib-cracking-memes-of.html

One of the veterans of Nollywood is back in action with better days ahead and a special surprise for his fans. His latest movie, in which he featured alongside top rated Nollywood actors is said to be one of the movies to make a difference in the movie industry this century.



Must have been ages since we heard anything about Zack Orji but sources are reporting that the dangerously handsome actor has been cooking something lowkey for his fans. Back in the days, when he appeared in a movie, it was a hit. back to back.. lol

So having his fans yearn for his appearance is an understatement, especially after he was seen on the set of the movie of the season; “The X-List.” The movie is said to feature some of Nollywoods big boys; including, IK Ogbonna, Davidson and some divas, Tamara Eteimo and other notable actors

http://www.nollywoodonlinegist.com/2016/09/veteran-actor-zack-orji-returns-to.html