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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by Noobshakur(m): 12:06pm On Oct 16, 2016
hahn:
How people with such a rich culture believe that an illiterate carpenter in impoverished Israel deserves their worship eludes me
it is simple yet written and proven already. You're a FOOL. PSalm 14.1
Jokes Etc / Re: 15 Funny But True Observations On Nairaland (with Pictures) by Noobshakur(m): 10:09pm On Oct 15, 2016
Aminat508:
Hian!! ! Toto shocked faints
hehehe your own dey loss??

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Politics / Re: APC Crisis Thickens As Aisha Buhari Talks Tough On Tinubu, Oyegun Face-off by Noobshakur(m): 4:14pm On Oct 14, 2016
watching in 4D. but in other news, thunder strikes 21 chibok cows in nassarawa. What are the gods saying?
Politics / Re: Ex-Governors Received Billions In Waivers To Buy Aircraft, 200 BMW Cars by Noobshakur(m): 8:36am On Aug 31, 2016
Funlordjnr:
undecided



How dis 1 take concern me now? Abeg make I go smoke better parash before I wack breakfast come enter streets!
see ur life!
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Noobshakur(m): 5:32pm On Aug 27, 2016
Aliyos80:
hi I'ven following ur post.an I most is very intersected the way help pple here.

let me make my short.we meet 2days ago.and we exchange no.we i talk to her the very day she reply.and wen i come across your dis ur post.an decided to sy some funny things i see here to her.guess what? her reply was if i didn't mind my word she'll block me.

pls is what do I do now?
meself go even block u self

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Education / Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by Noobshakur(m): 9:27pm On Jun 17, 2016
PreciousRahl:


School : Demonstration Secondary School, Warri , Delta State.

*clears throat* ahem


College of education, demonstration secondary school warri smiley
, we hail and adore thee, to godliness and discipline, and academic excellence... To ensure a bright future.,

God help us to do our best cheesy cheesy
Clears throat ahem College of education Demonstration secondary school warri we hail and adore thee for the good of man our motto is knowledge for progress is our aim we'll strive to bring this fame.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Noobshakur(m): 12:20am On May 29, 2016
DavidTheGeek:
lol fourthed o
Fifthed
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Noobshakur(m): 12:10am On May 29, 2016
DavidTheGeek:
lol fourthed o
Fifthed
Politics / Re: Ambode Commissions Mall In Ikorodu by Noobshakur(m): 4:20pm On May 17, 2016
shomoyess:
Ambode again,i made FcT
u made federal capital territory. congrats zombie
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 6:28pm On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
abeg I want blasting. Blast me quick quick before you strangle me with boredom from your dry jokes.
You no dey encourage me sef
who dey joke with u Pale u dn tire me abeg rest. u nor get sense.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
I no dey tire o
We just dey start you dey nap
You no sabi work wey dey your front
if na blasting u want nor worry I go give u enuff chop sotay u go like me. but I nor dey like crase oga
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
I no dey tire o
We just dey start you dey nap
You no sabi work wey dey your front
go and look at ur reflection on the mirror, then mk only u reason am weda u get sense ask urself weda na so ur life miserable? then call ur father mk them book deliverance for u abeg. advice from a caring heart.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 1:52pm On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
e pain am kiss kiss kiss
mugu package.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 1:49pm On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
make I post you my pishur too for full information
Maybe with my bank balance undecided
I was having a nap. u still dey here? jobless youths of now adays sef! quote me again I dey cm
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 11:46am On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
you better shut your mouth and go and deliver that cocaine wey dey your belle quick quick before your matter go be breaking news for nairaland.
Ur Drug Lord of a father didn't give me supplies this week oh. so no drug for ur Junky Wife o. nor vex
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 11:42am On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
abeg Na who dey talk?
Person dey there?



Ok..... Na one of those gala sellers
Time registered: September 13, 2013
Time spent online : 2 months & 22 days. A whole 2months & 22days from ur 52years u never still get sense. God 4bid. which kind human being be this
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 11:38am On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
abeg Na who dey talk?
Person dey there?



Ok..... Na one of those gala sellers
Sharap ur Mouth. Offering dn reach for church u dey nairaland. cmon go collect 20 naira from ur papa tk do offering.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 11:19am On Apr 24, 2016
tammie24:
no joke ooo
A lot of them are kids
Secondary and university students
some spare parts and gala sellers too
u and ur Albert Einstein Brain so. u and Oluwaseun nor b age mate? dey hear dey fool ur grey hair and dey waste ur life. Na u get sense pass
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 11:15am On Apr 24, 2016
Whizzcute:
Who's Tiwa Savage by the way??
but u know Pasuma, Ekwe and Gravity. AGBERO!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by Noobshakur(m): 11:10am On Apr 24, 2016
Whizzcute:
I Won't bother searching, if i get to know her will it balance Nigeria's stumbling economy?
Yes. ur MB will be an income to whatsoever network u're using, and they in return will pay task. so Google it dumb ass
Education / Re: Best Graduating Student In Delta State University With A CGPA Of 4.86 by Noobshakur(m): 10:29am On Apr 24, 2016
sykeng:
.mtchewww look for people and ask. first class in delsu is like buhari equating one naira to one dollar as promised, though i know abt AAU but u shouldn't say such that 2.1 in AAU is same as 1st in delsu. infact go for cleansing by brushing with jik and omo for making such comment.
But at least ona dey get 1st class na Abi? Come AAU graduating student 2,500 1st class 9. For which school for South South u dey see that kind thing Oga??
Education / Re: Best Graduating Student In Delta State University With A CGPA Of 4.86 by Noobshakur(m): 10:21am On Apr 24, 2016
joshuaidibia:
My friend shatarp diaaa! U know not wat u speak. Consult your elders.
the boy dey tell u something u dey fool urself...ona wen go backyard school. Get 1st class for AAU only u go beg them sey mk them give u 2nd class upper.
Education / Re: 20 Popular Slangs Used By University Students In Nigeria by Noobshakur(m): 8:56am On Apr 21, 2016
kianse ---- School
V6 ----- big yanch
Uptown ------house/warri
Tinini ----- Phone
Kpokpo dey play for the area o ----- police are shooting carelessly.
Smalli ---- girl
You don chop the smalli kpomo?? ----- have u had sex with the girl irepAAUEKPOMA

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Politics / Re: Trump Blasts Nigeria Again, Calls Buhari ‘an Insensible President’ by Noobshakur(m): 2:09pm On Apr 17, 2016
excellence44:


@ op, wetin be the sauce of this dry shii iiiiiit wey you smoke?
na hot sauce...itiot....Buhari sensible b4??
Education / Re: University Top 6 Courses That Can Standout In The Face Of Unemployment by Noobshakur(m): 7:58am On Apr 12, 2016
my brother, you are a Farmer.
Romance / Re: April Born Lets Meet Here by Noobshakur(m): 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2016
mhiz:
happy birthday in advance
thanks....happy Bday in advance too

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