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Travel / Re: Nigerian Driver In Canada Loses License For Insulting Gay Men Kissing In His Cab by nope: 6:34pm On Jul 10, 2015
Good for him. Nigerians need to learn to mind their own business
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Accenture Nigeria Graduate Trainee 2015 Applicants Meet Here by nope: 10:18pm On Jul 09, 2015
amadex:
No regret nor test invite msg! Anybody with me?

Me sad I am sh.itting myself right now

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Accenture Nigeria Graduate Trainee 2015 Applicants Meet Here by nope: 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2015
All this waiting is giving me an ulcer. cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Accenture Nigeria Graduate Trainee 2015 Applicants Meet Here by nope: 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2015
sadewodu:
Accenture!!! Regret mail!!!
Struggle continues!!!!

Sighs...The struggle is real. cry
Phones / Re: How To Watch Free Dstv On Andriod Device For Free by nope: 2:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
Guys you need to break down your tech language for those of us non techies...what is utorrent. give us a step by step process on how to download and by the way, which unlimited data source are you guys using. Help a sister out!
Crime / Re: Motorcycle Thief Stripped Unclad In Abia (photos) by nope: 9:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
penis!!
Celebrities / Re: Tamilore Ojo-Martins: I'm Perfect At Sex, I Enjoy Marathon Sex (Photos) by nope: 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
look at her nose. shameless.
Politics / Why Wont PHCN/NEPA Bring The Light!!! by nope: 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
I am sick of this sh#t. I don't want to go through this for the rest of my life. I pay my taxes God dammit. It's not fair to me. angry
Phones / Re: How To Watch Free Dstv On Andriod Device For Free by nope: 8:44pm On Jul 04, 2015
DOES Airtel offer unlimited mb?
Family / Re: Will You Let Someone Sleep With Your Spouse For N10m? - (See Responses) by nope: 8:36pm On Jul 04, 2015
I wont allow it for 10 million but I will allow it for 900 billion
Business / Important Question For Bachelors And Single Men by nope: 8:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
How much would you pay for someone to make and deliver to you a pot of soup with meat/fish of your choice, that could possibly last you for a week?

Thank you.
Culture / Re: 16 Fascinating African Tribal Traditions by nope: 7:10pm On Jun 19, 2015
I see no beauty here...
Business / Re: Avoid This Company Like The Black Plauge by nope: 7:07pm On Jun 17, 2015
koksybrown:
lolz... Your dad came to pick you up from sch right? Hope you didn't forget your feeding bottle that day. That post you have up there could cost you a fortune. (Deformation of Corporate image) Grow up boy!!!

HAHAHA. Sue me for slander? Hello? This incident actually happened. There were many witnesses there including my father, the victim of the incident. He had a right to be parked at the other side of the street...I assure you. Second, no one can take me to court for exercising my right to express freedom of speech; if I hate you, I will make sure the world knows about it. Had I taken a video clip of that incident, I would have posted it on Youtube and no one here would be accusing me of libel. I came here simply to caution you about this company so what happened to my father won't happen to yours. The world has a right to know about the rubbish that went down that day. If you don't agree with me, that's fine, just take your over-righteous behind out of my post. BYE FELICIA! I want to thank those who have supported me thus far.
Business / Re: Avoid This Company Like The Black Plauge by nope: 8:15pm On Jun 16, 2015
vfactor:


Like you re disrespecting me now, right? Lol, the mature thing you should do, is take a picture of his house or company were his works and come to nairaland and open a thread about it.

Why not take it out with them in person, since u re so pained!

Oh... you think I didn't?
Business / Re: Avoid This Company Like The Black Plauge by nope: 12:01am On Jun 16, 2015
vfactor:
So cos one employee disrespected ur dad, we shouldn't patronize the company again? Interesting! So will daddy provide the service they render??

There are a ton of companies who do exactly what they do and are not disrespectful.

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Business / Re: Bus Carrying Goods Got Burnt Up On 3rd Mainland Bridge Today (Photos) by nope: 9:20pm On Jun 15, 2015
One less idiotic driver on the road. Who cares. Mschewww angry

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Business / I Really Really Hate That Indomine Advertisement On The Radio by nope: 9:18pm On Jun 15, 2015
Is it just me that hates the song so much? Choi! Horrid Advertisement. To make it worse they will sing the song twice. angry angry I beg someone with Indomine connections should tell the managers that the song sucks so bad and it is not motivating me to go buy or eat Indomine. Anytime I see Indomine now, I will remember that song and run away.
Business / Re: Avoid This Company Like The Black Plauge by nope: 3:46pm On Jun 15, 2015
akinloluwao:
Because someone disrespected your father, they should now fold up right? how selfish are you. we will like to know what transpires between your father and the employee. Atimes, elderly people can be funny in this part of the world. just because they are older than you, they expect you to eat their shit.

No you are wrong. My father did nothing wrong. I know. He was simply parked at the other side of the street, where he had the right to be parked, waiting for me to come out, when this employee harshly demanded that my dad 'leave that place'. Immensely rude. If it had crossed my mind I would have taken a pic of him and posted it up here. If anyone disrespects my father I will go through great lengths and pain to get even.
Business / Avoid This Company Like The Black Plauge by nope: 3:15pm On Jun 15, 2015
A worker from this company highly disrespected my father and it has pissed me off to no end. The employee was not remorseful about being mean to an elderly person. If that is the dirty image they would like to uphold, then I implore you to eschew consulting them for renting or buying houses/apartments from this company.

Actually, now that people have pointed it out...I think I see where the confusion lies. I am not beefing with PrivateProperty...it is the Pat Obianwu and Co-- an employee from there that has got me raging

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Crime / Re: Shocking Photo: Teenager Being Abused By His Classmates (viewers Discretion). by nope: 1:59pm On Jun 14, 2015
Nassicom:
This picture went viral yesterday on Facebook. It purportedly shows a bunch of teen boys sexually assaulting another boy. It was taken in Chicago and the alleged assault is seen in the rear of a selfie taken by a girl. Some say it's fake/a prank, but others who are taking it seriously have contacted the Chicago police asking them to investigate the photo. See it after the ...
www.naijamember.com/2015/06/14/shocking-photo-teenager-being-abused-by-his-classmates-viewers-discretion

Why always black people misbehaving like this? cry
Romance / Who Wants Me To Sit On Their Face? by nope: 10:34pm On Jun 13, 2015
I heard that this is a real thing.
Education / I Did A Naughty Thing During My NYSC by nope: 10:09pm On Jun 13, 2015
I hated my time during NYSC and that hell hole called camp at Iyani Paja. Camp felt like prison...actually it was. So to amuse myself and keep my self from going crazy, I did things to annoy others. For example, I went into the restroom one day and saw that someone had forgotten their keys on the sink, so when no one was looking I threw the keys into an abandoned, unflushed toilet. Another time, I found someone's watch in the same restroom and when no one was looking I threw the watch in the trash hahaha! there was this silly bitch in the same room as me so I spit my chewing gum in her bucket of water. ha reminiscing makes me wish I had come up with more plots...maybe camp wasn't so bad actually

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Education / Looking For A Private Tutor by nope: 10:11pm On May 05, 2015
I need a private tutor who can severely discipline me on the GRE (Graduate Record Examination). I need to get at least a 330 score. Please contact me asap. Thank you.
Health / Diet Journey by nope: 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2015
Thats right folks. This fat b*tch (aka me) is embarking on a diet journey. I aint about to get heart disease or diabetes so, I need to lose a sh*t ton of weight because I am fat. Right now I am 188 Lbs. My goal is to lose 88 lbs. My goal weight is 100 lbs. I can do this!! So its good buy to ice cream, eba, pizza, rice, etc. angry cry Only water from now on.... just kidding. Ill be eating healthier, however. Can't wait to start this diet diary with everyone!!

Family / I Hate My Mother by nope: 7:42pm On Apr 01, 2015
She is a stupid lump of sh*t
TV/Movies / Who Else Thinks Nigeria Needs.. by nope: 11:47pm On Mar 31, 2015
Who else thinks Nigeria needs reality tv shows like: Bad Girls Club- Nigerian version , The Bachelor- Nigerian version, Bachelorette- Nigerian version and Nigeria's Next Top Model?

Someone please we need reality shows ppllllleeeeaaaasssssseee
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by nope: 6:45pm On Mar 29, 2015
Depressedguy:
Being gay is my life regret, i have questioned God and myself how i got to this stage. I just feel like commiting suicide.

Here is my story, my name is Frank, 26, a banker. I am the envy of most women, because am 6.2" tall, fair and very handsome. My nickname is Ramsey Noah, this is to tell you how good looking i am. But i have a very BIG problem, i am attracted to the same sex.

This is a problem i have come to notice at teen, i love girls company more than guys, i play all the girl plays and hate football, am guessing that could be where my formation was transposed. I ended up liking what girls like when am not one. But i have come to change a few things becuase i went to a boarding house and was always ridiculed for that. So i changed so many things there, the way i talk, the way i walk, and my gestures, also i love football now more than anything, but my sexuality has refused to change.

I have all it takes to get a woman, i have a good job, a car, and live alone. But at this age, i have not seen a womans pants not to talk of getting in between. But i have so many female friends, so many that the always take me for a player. Am jovial with them, buy them gifts and treat them well, but am not sexually attracted to any of them and have no feelings whatsoever. Am just a good guy, i know that, because that is the best i can do to cover up my little secret. And they(ladies) love me too and many are dying for my attention. I have been asked out so many times by ladies. One even offered to pay all the bills just for us to get intimate, but i declined, lying that i have a girlfriend i dont want to cheat on.

To make matters worse, i hate being gay, sometimes i go celibate for as long as six(6) months simply because i hate my life and my sexuality. Am always alone, indoors all through the weekend, because going out with guys will result to girl talk and i have nothing to contribute, me of all persons, so hard to believe. I also hate gay companies, so many regrets afterwards as to why i am this way. I envy straight guys to the core, i so much wish i am one. When i see a guy and a girl holding hands and taking a walk, i have this feeling of giult amd hatred for myself that i quickly get depressed.

Here is the problem, i want to marry early, at least before 28 or max 30. I need to connect to a woman and force myself into a relationship. I need to get attracted to a womans body, and get turned on by that. And finally, i need to learn how to tolerate a woman, and live with thier baggage. Am comfortable as a single man, i dont mind living alone till i die, i can cook well and am not a sex freak, i can live for years without it. But i want kids, i love them and cant wait to have a daughter. I have once told myself that once i get married and have kids, i will divoorce my wife and live alone then the kids can stay anywhere. But this idea is pure foolishness.

I am very religious, as a matter if fact, this conditionn is the only sin i battle with, i know we all have one. I hardly commit any other sin. But i know that just this one is very mortal, but we are all strugglling because we are all flesh. It takes the grace of God to overcome sin generally.(Please dont come and critisize, we are all going to the same hell: homosexual, hetrosexual; and no sin is worse than the other.)

This my condition is getting me more depressed by the day and sometimes i wish to end my life. But i like my life more than anything, so am thinking of patronising prostitutes at least to get feel of what it takes like. But am afriad of STIs.

Please help a brother...


Take it easy bro. You might think there is no way out...don't do anything rash now. Some of us accept you as you are. Still, do not neglect to read your bible daily and meditate upon it. Pray for God's guidance. He will show you the way because he cares for you. He see all of our struggles. kiss
Romance / Why Are Nigerian Men So Fugly* by nope: 10:50am On Mar 28, 2015
*Fugly= f*cking + ugly.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Most Guys Don't Want To Marry A Virgin Anymore by nope: 10:34am On Mar 28, 2015
stephenqueen:

Nope,my name is stephen but i have reasons for adding queen to my moniker

because youre gay?

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Romance / 5 Things I Hate About Guys by nope: 6:22pm On Mar 27, 2015
1. I hate it when guys have long nails. So disgusting.

2.Guys who smell bad and look dirty.

3.Guys who listen to reply and not to understand.

4. Guys who think being aggressive is the way to get a a girl to fall for you.

5. Touchy guys. Guys who touch you inappropriately or sitting too close to you especially if there was never a romantic connection

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