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Politics / Re: Lagos Taskforce Clears Agege Railtrack by NutFunny: 12:32pm On Jul 24, 2023
mekleelex200:
If need bitter kola of any quality, you can send me an email message at my signature.
Call me NutFunny
I need just 2 Nuts

Quote me for your signature sad
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Broke Up With Me For Becoming A Keke Napep Rider by NutFunny: 12:18pm On Jul 24, 2023
This is NutFunny grin
Hope you didn't steal to save for the Keke Ride?
LewisHamilton15:
Late last year, the company I worked with decided to reduce workers as a result of the high inflation. I happened to be one of the victims of the mass reduction.

I decided to use my little savings to buy a tricycle so I can be using it to do town service but my fiancee outrightly rejected such idea stressing that my societal standing is above that. After intense argument I went ahead and bought the tricycle. Since that day she has not picked my calls, call me or come to visit me.

I have moved on.
Else,
Move on
Fuel price has increased, House rent, Semo and Stockfish.. Diaper too

Infact, RUN
If you're able to save to buy Keke, you can save to buy car(s) also



The bitter truth from your real enemy is better than the sweet lies of your fake friend

Crime / Re: Major Update: Real Reason Happie Boys Dropped Out (failed 6 Courses Out Of 7) by NutFunny: 6:58am On Jun 16, 2023
Education / Re: It Took Me 13 Years To Build Fuelless Generator – Nigerian Graduate by NutFunny: 6:51am On Jun 16, 2023
LilleG:

Nigeria government is what I was referring to here. Will the government bring this guy up is the question?
How old are you?

Education / Re: It Took Me 13 Years To Build Fuelless Generator – Nigerian Graduate by NutFunny: 9:23pm On Jun 04, 2023
LilleG:

But will Nigeria even help this guy?
Nigeria can. But will Nigerians?
Education / Re: It Took Me 13 Years To Build Fuelless Generator – Nigerian Graduate by NutFunny: 8:23pm On May 05, 2023
Fuelless with water, sunlight or air?
Akinomoakin021:
Oyekunle Ayansola, a graduate of Interlink Polytechnic, Ijebu-Jesa, Osun State, said it took him 13 years to build an eco-friendly generator so everyone could have a steady power supply.

He said his invention was spurred by his parent’s broken marriage 13 years ago and the economic hardship that followed.

According to him, the challenges he faced made him look for innovative ways to improve his life, impact his community, and end poverty.

He said he would like to mass-produce it so that everyone could have it at home as it would make life much easier for the people.

Ayansola said he made the eco-friendly generator with scrap metals.
Crime / Re: In Ayobo- Landlord & Children Try To Use Tenant For Ritual by NutFunny: 7:56am On Apr 07, 2023
dnawah:
na lie tell us ur side of the story until we hear from them.
no mind d He-Diot
Crime / Re: In Ayobo- Landlord & Children Try To Use Tenant For Ritual by NutFunny: 7:49am On Apr 07, 2023
See as you open new account yesterday and start your journey here on nairaland with bad thoughts
Lagosupdate21:
PLEASE help in sharing this information to many social media..

Bros go back to your neighbours who're enjoying their "flamboyant lives" and learn how to receive as well as show love.


You've been too hard on yourself
Now, you're being too hard on everyone around you join tgther
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposing To Another Nigerian Man (Pix/Video) by NutFunny: 8:35pm On Apr 01, 2023
post=122226905:
Nawa o
e Shok you?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposing To Another Nigerian Man (Pix/Video) by NutFunny: 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2023
sad
This is NutFunny



Now you see how much have become of these fellows!!


Have "good" ladies to marry finished in religious, business, social, educational, recreational.. places in the country?


You're a young lady in her early 20 looking for Mr Perfect, with green collar jobs, driving Hilux, living in a fully detached duplex at Admiralty Way, Lekki Phs1.

He should be a god fearing man

Likes children

Well built

Friendly

Caring

...

.


Wen you follow feminist movements, sponsors of d*ldo and vibrat*rs who can only get orgasmic vibes from Android AniMinihacks, then you should know it's gonna get worse soon..


Everyone with him own cross

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Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 7:35pm On Mar 27, 2023
Aloof:

Stop derailing.
If I ask you my curious questions about this demon you are mentioning about, you will start making conjunctures.

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 7:33pm On Mar 27, 2023
Landowner101:

It's like you're an agent of the reptilian
You don dey mad, don dey mad..

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 11:04am On Mar 27, 2023
Enjoy the bloodstream wink

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 8:43am On Mar 27, 2023
grin

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 8:39am On Mar 27, 2023
You can spread the teachings. Okay?


I've already allowed space for the goats to come in.



We all know it's gonna be by giving and taking, blood, water.. brain



We've been here before.
We have written more than you're reading
Big vocabularies, twisted thoughts, unreasonable perceptions.. unachievable goals
NutFunny:
But abeg, don't mention NutFunny
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 8:27am On Mar 27, 2023
Simply because you have been led astray from the first time you attended any of your religious gatherings to your current deep web of lies doesn't mean any or all what you're saying is true.



Okay?
You've been fed lies, live on lies.. and produce lies



Told y'all already, una no get joy grin



All the motivational speakers you've listened to in your life have have cooked up plenty things join together such that at this moment, you're already blind shocked



NowYouSeeMe2



Next stage is finding extra members to add to the cult.

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Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 8:13am On Mar 27, 2023
Brainmytool:
I can testify that Nutfunny is only a Hypocritical Christian that behaves like a immature fowl.

How will you be causing nuissance and claim to have something upstairs. No hard feelings but you are a Kid.

Questions for you:
1. You said God is love. Why will God send Isrealites to slaughter every living thing in a nation and spare only virgins whom they are to take home.

2. He created everything and before he started creation he knew the end of everything why still create when the end will be sadistic?
3. What is an almighty God jealous of?
4. Why is the devil accused by God to be a thief, killer and destroyer when the devil never did destroy nor killed anything in the bible. But the accuser wiped and entire civilization off the surface of the earth due to uncontrolled anger and still warns you to control ur anger? Meanwhile being a hypocritical God.
5. Why cant you a true christian argue or preach without cursing people? Anyways you are like your God of anger and curses. grin

Remember am a christian too but we dont behave like you. Be open minded and learn something new everyday.

Finally, what if you cant prove that God exist?
Sodium Hypochlorite


Unwashed Party Jollof Rice Cooking Pot calling Bachelor's kettle black kiss


You're among the apostates that should have been ejected from your church siiiiiince


Maybe you're the Head, CEO, Founder..
M.D, Dr, Greatest Most Senior Apostle, Saint, Bishop General Overseer Balderdash cheesy


Quite Unfortunate
Who knows how many innocent millions you've derailed!!
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 8:08am On Mar 27, 2023
OurTruth24:


I'll try to answer these questions. Hope you don't mind.

1. The true God is source. Everything is an expression of God. God is the universal consciousness that exists in every being. Therefore, God is both love and hate; both good and evil. God is amoral.

The God in the bible that instructed the Israelites to commit those atrocities is a group of sadistic, psychopathic reptilian beings that derive loosh(energetic food) from the deaths of humans.

It's quite pathetic how Christians celebrate the genocide of millions of innocent people just because their reptilian god ordered his people to commit those atrocities.

2. Refer to the answer above.

3. Narcissists get jealous when they aren't giving the respect, submission and worship they believe they deserve. Narcissists get angry when they feel they don't have as much control over those they believe they own and possess. Reptilians are narcissistic to the core and believe they are the greatest species in the Galaxy.

4. The devil is a fabrication. Demons and evil entities exist in the 4th dimension, but they don't have a master called the devil.

Confusion break bone..


Una mumu just stat grin


If you're here to read comments, run oooo
It's gonna bloooow

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Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 11:07pm On Mar 26, 2023
Let's allow the goats in..

👍

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 11:06pm On Mar 26, 2023
NutFunny has become fowl nw nw
Ahhh!!!
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 11:05pm On Mar 26, 2023
Can you see ya minds against cool

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 11:03pm On Mar 26, 2023
In the quest for solutions to our problems ehn, we humans go into extremes sometimes cos of feelings attached


However some self centered humans rather use your misfortune to enrich themselves and enslave you into their debauchery


Why would you allow yourself to be used to your detriment?


You're having problems?
You're searching for help?
You've tried all possible means?
You're, you're, you're.. not alone in the quest. Everyone is, including NutFunny


But come to think of it, are these guys better off?


Oh, they've got connections in high places, members across the world, money..


And they're gonna use you too. Okay?

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:56pm On Mar 26, 2023
Wahala e no dey finish

Goats no gree stop oooo

Strong Head entr trap
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:55pm On Mar 26, 2023
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:54pm On Mar 26, 2023
They're recruiting oooo
New members nw added
shocked
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:53pm On Mar 26, 2023
You enter this section of greedy fellows?


No end to problems

Them give you solution for 1problem, you get x1000extra in exchange

Watch
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:51pm On Mar 26, 2023
Problem upon problem in your family, job, house, life, relationship, business..
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:49pm On Mar 26, 2023
After all said n done, you go verify again for VAR and still blind, you're gonna no get joy

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:46pm On Mar 26, 2023
How d mata take consign me sef?

Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by NutFunny: 10:44pm On Mar 26, 2023
What's smoked in here was brought from another stratosphere

Meanwhile, the leaders are readers.
The readers are learners
The learners don't lead, they follow


You're gonna have to blindfold yourself throughout

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