Kemiawo2004:
I'm particular about the pako/ wooden house because the girls hostel that is available around that proxiy charges #15,000 ( fifteen thousand Naira weekly) which is #60 in a month, .... how much salary I'm I earning for Christ sake? somebody please help save my life!

Seriously, this is NutFunny.
SoS

C2Ok:
People here keep on using It... Abeg make person drop d full meaning for me

Eyaah, Welcome to Nairaland

What's the lesson now?

Ikennaford:
Both length and girth doesn't matter, go to China with small dicks, their women ain't complaining, they don't even cheat, i was in China early this year for some business, I hired a lambo truck, with my cute face, still no gurl wanna be my girl, I was dumbfounded dumbfounded because back in the states, dem britches will dump their guys just ride on a hired Lamborghini truck, that shit is crazy,,,, na Chinese olosho con deh rush me,

Sense

tayo60:
She disrespected you. How much did she want to pick that she can't let go? She isn't wise and has no regard for you just because of free money, to the point of her dragging herself back to continue picking money, despite your efforts to pull her back. At times, money isn't everything. It's a thing of dishonour for me to leave my man and be running to pick money thrown into d air, it shows I do not have respect for myself and also , embarrasses my man Infront of other people there, that he isn't taking care of me enough.

2dice01:
No bro
it's a Purple flag

e get red inside abi?

opportunity433:
This is serious

This is NutFunny

PakoHouse ke
I didn't understood

Tinububalls:
Eat alligator pepper and give her the final headies awards.
She won't ask for another award until Iambull has gotten a headies award.

Wait, bRos, be calming dan.. did you say "Alligator Pepper"?
This is NutFunny
Better he simply tells her No.
And stick to it.

Nextlife1:

We are married for more than 5 years now and I love her
Reason for me to send her to study.

Good evening.
Bros this is NutFunny. Are you almost a man or wish to be?

Alinna230:


Yes

We're getting there. I wrk remotely too.



However, reach out to the school admin, state ministry of education - anonymously.

But how can you give photo/video evidence without the angle of footage coming from your window?

Wait, why shld the neck bones be showing?

ayubamuhammad35:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbW_AYBssgg

The Nigerian Government has launched Africa’s first humanoid ‘Omeife’ to boost Artificial Intelligence (AI) and technological development in Nigeria and Africa.

Director General National Information Technology Development Agency NITDA Kashifu Inuwa who represented the Minister of Communications and Digital Economy, Prof. Isa Ali Pantami, who was to serve as proxy for the Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, unveiled Omeife in Abuja.

Quite unfortunate you're thinking and now acting just as he'd described in the WhatsApp chat @OP

wealthinfos:
I want to ask us are there websites or online institutions one can report such fraudulent websites? Pls share with me below

You're paying for followers cos you actually need it as you're what you're thinking.

TheSourcerer:
A maintenance crew loads 5 megabytes of memory into a Pan am Aircraft (1956)

Did I hear you say 5MegaBit, MetaBit, MegaByte or what really?

CorrectBizWoman:


I'll make research on this. Thanks

https://academicjournals.org/journal/AJBR/article-authors/3E7587769859

Research article

ahnie:
I m a pumpkin,but I like to pretend to be beetroot .

Tueh,you cannot cheat nature

Time will tell. When the cells no longer reproduce "by default", and suddenly shutdown he'd drop dead when going for one of his therapies.

Ever8090:
Someone is owing me 1.167,000 that worked for him..

#A. Is it 1.167,000 abi 1,167,000.00?

#B. You also need to tell us how your earnings got up to that - interest, daily/weekly/monthly pay

This time, it's NutFunny

rastafaricrusad:
well if that is how to collect destiny I will have opted for more of her.. Coz lately I have an extraordinary promotion to the management level in my place of work, I work in a government owned oil liquefied natural gas company and I m extremely young... Very much above my peers at work...

So let the stealing of destiny continue.

Forget Destiny+ his/her family n friends.
That path was wrong, and you learnt the lesson+ moved fwd, improved your lifestyle and r being blessed - that's the only thing here. Forget Destiny

donkarly:


Ok,you have a covenant with God not to Bleep a married woman n not never to fornicate. Ok oo

abi naa

Weirdcamila:
Una dey try , you invited someone straight to your house , she was simple and you entered as a fast guy. You should be more concerned about your safety next time unless you are not in Nigeria presently

Simple but v.expensive truth

brosom:
U re simply confused!!

Go back to sleep and wake up right.

Why we no kno since?
Why are you just telling us??

Sad truth. To them it still makes d rubbish sense

IndianRomeo:
You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left. You left with the kids. Women always do.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard but it isn't enough.

So you're above 27 now. A kid. Not really much for a young lad except those wanting just entertainment with you. Still, these ones are not so rich.

To meet up with the growing economic demands. You find a wealthy man. He is rich, you dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done.

So you're dating a wealthy married man. Now, a side chic.

You begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them. You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why, maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed. Life to live.

It doesn't make sense, still, it makes sense.

So you call the married man when he is home. He hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts, you think of your consolation. At least, you had a husband. He was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now.

He is married again. A younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once once. The new wife is in charge now..major charge.

You connect on old times. You have sex.s

He leaves to his house. To his wife.

You're now dating two married men.

Both of them are cheating on their wives.
����� COPY.

Octopusssy:
Did you consult God when you chose your life partner?

is that a solution

Wait, is dat your picture there or its not your real face?

MITCHELL96:



Do you think he did that for fun?

All these are strategy to execute a purpose.


Mr man, you need to read 48 laws of power, The law number 6, go check it out on google.

Nigga was trying to court attention to himself so when he spills the truth, he'll know the whole world is listening to him!

I repeat, Kanye isn't mad! If you're not smart and a genius, you'll not know this.

Did they increase the pump prices or its just a scarcity of unavailable fuel?

NaWahO

This is NutFunny
No NEPA lite for some
Less than 4hrs power supply for many

This is NutFunny
@op, run








It's loud an clear, run









I repeat, RUN

This is NutFunny

Chenult:

App

Not an App but

http://adult-filter-dns.cleanbrowsing.org

Find Private DNS for your phone and input it

I use Adguard for Rubbish Ads

Then, get your mind into sth by going outside more, stay indoors (alone) less.

If you no get job, go find (job hunting isn't a one day task).

And by the way, you can be doing small small jobs at least to keep busy till betr one comes.

And wen d money don com, abeg find Reasonable Wife marry. Wey no go use s*x starve you cos dat fit mk you get schiz*

So Broz, not d foolish wife as described inside the Holy Books.

Meanwhile you gotta continue praying for God's grace till they kingdom come cos d evil daughters of eve are nw inside town lyk eMtyHeN

May God Ep Us

TheGiftedOne:

The opening exchanges was between him and another female who together with him derailed the thread as much as possible before other commenters every came on board.

E be like say this OP na cr0n1c w0m2niz3r.

An so..

wait, how about the contraceptive implants?

Righteousness2:
When "John the Beloved" by the Inspiration of the Holyghost spoke about this thousands of yrs ago, it seemed like it was a fairy tale.

Right in our eyes, the antichrist's satanic, technology based system is already being set in place.
And he will use technology to achieve and Enforce his near total control of the world and its people.

The Mark of the Beast is assembling itself right before us.

And we are seeing an unsaved world rushing headlong into accepting it , and they don't even know.

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Look at the world today. Everything is being prepared for the lawless one.
There is no more time!! Prepare your for Eternity!
Come to JESUS Now.
The next Moment is not Guaranteed