tydi:


Who dash imo and enugu indigenes Money
Them no get shimgba
Who wan dash monkey banana

Dey decieve yourself na.

tydi:
Na lie many people I know wey get money for Anambra are from Anambra

Na lie.
na imo people wey get money plenty for Anambra, seconded by Enugu indigenes.

Una still dey use Nokia??
My 3.4 showed me shege ehhh

I no fit use Nokia again, walahi

God when?

Carcholce:


You have sense. I don’t see why anyone should be scared or worry about dying. Death is a beautiful thing for anyone to experience. Where’s the fun in living till 120 years?

Even if you give a man the whole world, death is where he will find true satisfaction.

I admire death so much that sometimes, I do ask God to take my life. I want to die!

There's hunger strike in Ibadan.

2 gig Nvidia dedicated graphics, and you want to sell it for 360k ?

Fear God bro

This school keeps looking for English teacher every year with their meager renumeration.

Free utility bills and close to market kee you there.

Imo state has the finest babes in Nigeria.

Imo girls too dey fine. I swr dwn

Ensa777:
Hope you didn't put your last T.fare in the same pocket as the handkerchief you were using to dry tears cos your wahala will be double

kabakaauu:
Am looking for anyone who is very good at video editing and have spare time work. Is just small project but you if have spare time for this then let's talk .

Write me on WhatsApp let's have a discussion

Obi Nwannem should accept defeat and move on.
I don't like him, I don't like Tinubu either.

Sowore remains my candidate!

Sonnobax15:

No guyman out there is stingy.....

My own banny can attest to that......even with the little I have as a Hustler,she can attest to the fact that I do try my best to make her smile. .....cuz one thing is sure,and that's the fact that she dearly worth every single penny I splash on her........


The earlier every 9ja banny realize that a guy wouldn't spend foolishly on her unless he sees her as someone with a stable head on her neck,the better for her..

I'm a guyman and I'm stingy with my hard earned money!
Say what you know, mate

Bam : I remember using this slang way back 2015 in Auchi poly and a group of guys clustered me and were asking me questions, it got to a point that they forcefully collected all my belongings to the full glare of people walking around, nobody saved me.

It was terrible that day!

Stay away from Cult slangs folks.

Holy shit

Where in Asaba do you base?
Secondly, is there still any beauty left in you?

I'd love to see a photo of you if you don't mind.

The accurate spelling of "is" eluded me during the intermediate grammar and composition course, which serves as the culminating offering within the English department's curriculum.

Ebola is a failure, a monumental failure!

davillian:

You get patient o
If it's me by now she would have called family meeting on my behalf that I've not touched her for 3 years and still counting .....
Dear men never allow a woman to use sex to control you.....
You are even financially ok
Just imagine you don't have money lmao you for de go market for her before u have sex or wash cloths for her before you skata your wife junction box....
Chai men de suffer o....
Be in charge my brother

Swrs bro.
Reading that SIMPle chronicles of a sexually depraved rich man fills me with annoyance.


If I was him, I wouldn't even ask for sex again for years.

Maybe she's a lesbian.
Look for a side chic and ignore your wife.

TrustNone:
have you finally gotten a job?
We're in the same situation boss, depression wants to kill me

Not really, bro. I don't have hope of ever finding one. I just want to die.
Death is a safe pair of hands whispering my name, and I drew closer everyday.

TrustNone:
lol I remember this guy that wanted committing suicide after his dad's burial
How far man?

I'm still alive, bro.
Still battling depression.

It's normal, bro. Don't allow it to weigh you down.
I remember a particular micro teaching interview I had in the past and I was asked; "what is a paragraph?"
I couldn't even answer.
A whole English graduate of UNN

Tension can make you to forget the spelling of "is" sef

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Your juju gats dey very strong

What about prayers?

That means Yahoo still dey pay ??

I sure know the palliative wouldn't get to me.
I've never benefited anything being a Nigerian.
Not even a free education, light, water etc.
I take care of all my warfare.

Hump that white Russian sister

BoldBrainz:
OP,
with all due respect, you're lying!

I am a Cross Riverian who has done plenty business across the borders of Cameroon, all the way into Douala and even had a brief stint in the capital city of Yaounde. I currently operate from Abuja and still conduct business with acquaintances in Cameroon. The last transfer I received was on Tuesday this week through the Orange funds exchange. The 21,000 francs I received translated to 19,700 naira. That means the naira still holds an edge over the francs.

Agreeably, about 5 weeks ago, the naira and the francs found a balance, then the francs leapfrogged naira by a small margin, but that disparity only lasted for about a week.

We all agree that the economy is in a terrible state, but please stop peddling lies to the reading public just to court sensationalism. I don't like Tinubu and his governance style, but I detest when people create facades of intended deceit.

I just checked now, and Op is correct.
Nigeria's gone!

Imo mmamanu!!
Imo Amaka
Igbo Amaka

lascos912:
please what is ebola or is it the virus one you are talking about