Romance / Re: Guys Only: Can You Collect 5 Soldier Man Slaps To Save Your Gf From Rape? by Nygma(m): 3:45pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Sirgay: Please be honest, a soldier man threaten to abuse his power to rape your gf or you collect his five hot slaps. A matter concerning a girlfriend doesn't concern you Sirgay. |
Romance / Re: I And My Cute Sis.. Rate Us( Pic} by Nygma(m): 3:41pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
She is manageable
You are not. 2 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: How Would A Nigerian Survive During A Nuclear War. by Nygma(m): 3:40pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Terajah: it is simply impossible to survive a nuclear attach...b'cause the bye product occupy space travel in air and can penetrate through any thing.More so the half life of nuclear element e.g Thorium 232 or Uranium takes longer than a hundred years.So a war of nuclear weapon mean the whole world will fry. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) But I always hear of nuclear shelters,presidential bunkers.Are those fake? |
Science/Technology / Re: How Would A Nigerian Survive During A Nuclear War. by Nygma(m): 3:39pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
TheSuperNerd: Loooolll.... You wanna survive it? Just get raptured. You still believe that rapture stuff? |
Romance / Re: Never Can I Believe My Babe Can Make Such Demand /request by Nygma(m): 3:37pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Lifeofpolice1: I mean stay one place you are just new here The frequency of my posts and topics should tell you otherwise. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Never Can I Believe My Babe Can Make Such Demand /request by Nygma(m): 10:20am On Jan 16, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: . by Nygma(m): 10:19am On Jan 16, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: Never Can I Believe My Babe Can Make Such Demand /request by Nygma(m): 11:00pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
If you can't do it,am available. 1 Like |
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Science/Technology / How Would A Nigerian Survive During A Nuclear War. by Nygma(m): 8:57pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
How can we Nigerians survive it.What can be improvised to survive? |
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Romance / Re: . by Nygma(m): 8:20pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Cuties. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders Help Me by Nygma(m): 8:17pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Fourwinds: read the nonsense thread you started...I'm suppose to ask you that question...useless idiot... Please Mr fourwinds,I humbly accept defeat. Please stop quoting me!! |
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Romance / Re: Man Kneels Down To Propose To His Secondary School Babe After 15 Years Of Dating by Nygma(m): 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
His head in that second pix tho. |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Flawless In New Makeup Photos by Nygma(m): 6:00pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Does she have a flawless pussy? |
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders Help Me by Nygma(m): 5:57pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Fourwinds: nonsense chicken
Don't you have a job or something?? |
Romance / Re: Is It Really Possible For A Woman To Rape Man? by Nygma(m): 5:55pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Have you heard of SSBBW? |
Romance / Re: This World Iyaff Finish Oo. How Can A 11 Yrs Old Girl..... by Nygma(m): 5:52pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Cozbymaster97: I don't understand anymore. one small girl like that came to my house and we acted mummy and daddy now she told me that she is pregnant, person wet her chest flat like bobrisky own o. what do I do now? I see Have you tried acting 24 years and prison? |
Romance / Re: Help, My Hubby's Joy Stick Is Monstrously Big And Long by Nygma(m): 5:50pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
igwegeorgiano: Fellow nairanders biko permit me to express my fears here maybe just maybe i may have a good edviser on this platform whose advice might just be the saving hrace for my marriage. Am using a friend's nairaland account for this post because am yet to have mine.
Permit me to skip my identity. am a pretty 25yrs old lady from one of the states in the western part of nigeria but married to a very loving and caring man from akwa ibom state nigeria. We got married on the 13th jan, 2018 meaning that our marriage is just three days old today
I met my husband in June 2017. We started a platonic friendship which later culminated into what i called a pure christian courtship meaning that we never had sex at any time during that period.
Long story short, on our wedding night, it was time for "fellowship" lol and behold the biggest joystick stared me in the face. i collapsed into our matrimonial bed and practically passed out at the sight of the monstrous "drilling pipe"
My husband understood what was happening and decided to calm me down after which he started working on me gently but couldnt penetrate me. after much trials he applied some vaseline lubricant before he succeeded in penetrating. fellow nairalanders i cried, i wept like a teenager that was being assaulted. the pains was hellish. for avery long time my husband drilled my oilwell and by the time he was through i was completed drained out.
Since on saturday night till the early hours of today, my hubby has been ridding me. I am contemplating divorce because i can't stand it. Please i need your sincere advice before i wll do something terrible to myself. thanks. My sincere advice?? 1.Cut the phallus by at least 4inches 2.I actually have a small dicc if you are interested. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders Help Me by Nygma(m): 5:44pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Fourwinds: shame on you
Please move your winds outta here
Thank you. |
Romance / Re: Ugandan Cheating Husband Stuck In A Woman's Vagina After Sex (Photos) by Nygma(m): 5:30pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
uchihajt: bros your own no good oo..!! Na truth na |
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders Help Me by Nygma(m): 5:13pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Fourwinds: funny you how much is monthly plan that I cannot afford...9mobile is 1G for #1000 ,1.5G for #1200...MTN is even cheaper...
do you think I'm a student? boy you need to wake up I ain't answering you no more. Please move to the next thread. |
Travel / Re: How do i Travel To China,what it takes by Nygma(m): 5:11pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
You need to learn some karate,judo and task wan do. |
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Education / Re: Pls Help (jamb) Problem by Nygma(m): 3:57pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Ftc. I dedicate this to my Mtn sim which has transform my social life in so many ways Op just forget you will not get admission till Buhari leaves office. |
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