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Nairaland / General / Re: What Life Is All About. by Oaustine05(m): 5:42pm On Jan 28, 2018
tony02:
Apart from making money, what is life about?
How many lives you've affected, so much dat when u look at dem u can almost see yourself, their smiles gives u comfort and joy.
Romance / That Very Sex Doll by Oaustine05(m): 5:12pm On Jan 28, 2018
SAY NO TO
THERMOPLASTIC GIRL FRIEND!!!
Good evening Fellow Nigerians, It is a common experience that good things don’t trend easily in Nigeria; only harmful and low rated materials trend. Before you will kill yourself by yourself; let me review a vital secrete that sex doll manufacturer can never want you guys to know. Cheap chemicals, mainly plasticizers and solvents, are being widely used to produce intimacy gadgets. These chemicals, some of them have been banned in Europe and the United States. They have been proven to be toxic to the reproductive system, brain and vital organs. Some are carcinogenic substances. They also found porous, non-toxic materials could be harmful because they can never be completely sanitized. They just perpetually collect, and expose you to bacterial infections. Sex doll contain Phthalates; which are a group of chemicals used to make plastics softer and more flexible. They adversely affect human reproduction and development, and are “reasonably anticipated to be a human carcinogen” according to the EPA. Phthalates are banned from children’s and pet toys in Canada, the UK and in United States. Sex doll also contains Toluene; which is used to create polymers and as a solvent. It causes damage to the central nervous system in both acute and chronic cases. Acutely, it can cause central nervous system depression and cardiac arrhythmia. In cases of chronic exposure, tremors, involuntary eye movements, birth defects and cancer are all normal. There are so many more harmful cheap chemicals that have been mixed together in other to produce this worthless, nonsense and useless toy. You guys should better wake up; We have been deceived in the past by the white. The earlier we know this, the better for all of us. Share this post to help our brothers out there... Information is power. Say no to sex doll; say no to artificial Wife, say no to thermoplastic girl Friend, say no to carcinogenic and senseless companion. I love you all �

Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 5:09pm On Jan 28, 2018
Zykod:



Well said. But no matter how a sensible woman gets angry, she has limits. Not all ladies can act in order when angry, these are the kinds he's trying to avoid.
Dats y i said earlier on dat u should learn to expect anything, don't put high hopes on anyone. Learn how to retrieve from, how to cleave to, and how to not say anything.
Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 4:56pm On Jan 28, 2018
gloria34:
what I fear most is an unfaithful and disrespectful partner. I'll die of heartbreak, I need my peace of mind. u are right, ur partner's happiness gives u satisfaction but when that partner is hurting u, u find out that u wishing to b single and their happiness stops being ur satisfaction. wetin i know sef
Lovely, but something tells me we're quick in falling_in_love.
Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 11:09pm On Jan 21, 2018
donsimo:


Lol, please, I am far more intelligent than you.
Besides, unless you r a woman, you would see this is too much in terms of demands.

You weepsad I apologise.
I mean no insult, let's be fair in our reasoning.
Tanks all d same, and enough said already. Its nice meeting u. But we should try to know dat any opinion we passed across is vital as to whether we're helping or destroying someone, and not hide behind a "faceless forum" Playing God, doing at will wat pleases us, not knowing dat whatsoever we say is an extension of our very own self.

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Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 10:57pm On Jan 21, 2018
ubunja:
so in other words..be at your worst behaviour and if he is man's enough he'll accept it all.mtcheww!!

not in my world.none of those lame childish antics will fly with me.provoke me and im dumping you at your father's doorstep. cook shiity and your mother must apologise for doing a crappy job teaching you.
and participate grudgingly in sex im reaching for my car keys and going to get an olosho.and when i return i dont wana find you. if you cant give me sex when i want sex then you're just useless to me.i might as well stay with my young sister and survive on olosho.if your job makes you too tired for sex,then quit that job coz you're not married to it.
Its like u guys don't get d idea �of marriage, before u take her to ur Papa and Mama u ought to have done ur home work, them close ur eyes make u no know whether she sabi cook? Hw can u not take time to know who u're getting married to if she is someone u can go far with, abi she fall from up or dem take her stone u? Some of u young guys aren't due for marriage, because marriage is not for children but RESPONSIBLE ADULTS who knows d meaning of WHAT, WHEN, $ HOW. MARRIAGE IS A LIFE OF RESPONSIBILITY. When i was a kid, i loved ice cream so much dat i promised myself "wen i grow up, i will stuff or fill my refrigerator with different types of ice creams", look at me now, i rather take La' caseara dan looking for ice cream. All am trying to say is, as u grow wat u pursue changes from ur last year's pursuit. U will get sex and get tired of it, but pray dat ur eagerness for sex matches ur ability to cater for d needs of d woman and d home if not, u are a failed man, husband and a failed father. There is a bigger picture out there of the soul_called government not willing to pay some of u who will work under them, neither is there an uncle, father, brother or friend ready to stand for u to establish u, my dear, some of ur mothers if not have sold something to wish u well but have prayed for u. Further more, even d rich are worried they may become poor tomorrow, no certainty or assurance of tomorrow's economy, u've not solved or cleaned ur pool u're pointing at someone else's, stop naming d eggs before it hatches quarreling with d girls on this social media as if they are d ones u will get married to. Some of u are still leaving with ur parents, some of u your mothers, others alone but have siblings who are their responsibilities who they've neglected. If d challenges of marriage hits u hw do we know u won't neglect ur homes like guys who abandon their girlfriends/wives in d hospital? Of_cos, u will give her money to abort d innocent child because of ur failure to be a man u ought to be. Oh! How our society hv bent alot of destinies. If u know ur worth, u don't announce yourself before girls, not even girls i mean ladies with class comes around u, most at times women. Because out of all the things many women are looking for d most important thing is SECURITY, Hw mature are u to secure a decent home. Remember, no one is ready to sink with a sinking ship.

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Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 9:51pm On Jan 21, 2018
gloria34:
on what ground? money I understand but love, companionship, respect, faithfulness I will expect them all and in large quantity <laughs>. I cannot come and kill myself
You what? Dis life we live in, one can't get a wholesome satisfaction but i tell dis, there can be dat one thing that means a whole lot to u, There's someone out there who gains satisfaction from d happiness of his/her spouse, i can't stress it enough or explain further yet i stand to be corrected.
Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 9:27pm On Jan 21, 2018
donsimo:


Its a free faceless forum, you are free to rant.
I'll be logical, can a lady take the male version of this bullshit.

Can you see the list of demands that the write up gives for a man, this is no different from torture, how won't a man cheat on a beast like this, do you know how stressful the world is, then no peace even in the one place there should be solace. The woman I love knows that in public I will defend her, in private she will get the real lessons, I cover what she can't, and I school her on what she must need, in private she will voice her complaints never in public.

Look this list is just unrealistic, stupid,my mum dare not tell me this, I will rather never marry,

Tell me this what is the point in which a man should react, besides what use is a woman in a man's life then.
Well Mr thumbs up�, u've made ur point and i see there is actually no need pushing thru dis argument seeing from your comment dis is d real u speaking, And it is rather unfortunate that i have to know real level of ur reasoning capability. If u had not replied i would assume i talked with someone............................, but now i'm weeping for ur sake and there's a reason why....
Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 7:26pm On Jan 21, 2018
gloria34:
I come to understand that no 1 is fully prepared 4 marriage. u see lots of surprises, moments u never believed will come, tears and laughter and if not properly handled, u get more of tears than laughter
Talking about fully prepared, well one can be when u position yourself to expect anything, don't expect too much from people.
Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 8:41pm On Jan 20, 2018
donsimo:
Jesus, this girls want us to take anything from them, what the Bleep is the woman's use anymore.

This sex dolls is just making more and more sense.
What rubbish propaganda.
Hey listen to yourself, will ur mother hear �dis from her son� whom she gave birth to and be blessed? Stop insulting d womb dat birthed u. U think u're offending d ladies���here, forgetting ur mom is a woman who was once a lady. If u have no shame, no reserved respect for d female folks in your life then at least show little honour oh sorry! Not little honour but great honour to d name of His majesty the King � of kings whose name u've used in opening dis ungodly post. And for d record, I'm sorry for making illustration with d use of ur mom, i took her as my mom thats why i got angry with u.
Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 8:17pm On Jan 20, 2018
dingbang:
lol at surprises.. That's why I try my best to annoy any girl I want to have a rship with before marriage so I get to know how she reacts to anger and dissapointments...
Hahaha, Oga dat method on different girls comes with different reactions. Nevertheless try it but mind u, there're times even u are overwhelmed at yourself over ur reactions to temper issue talk_less of another person. Remember women have temper at pregnancy stage which is different from temper from an annoying neighbour also different from temper from office(stress or annoying Boss, co_worker), she may respect u so much dat only u can calm her down, dis kind of girl can tolerate u highly and won't try to offend u, but if u continue something that hurts her, the pain she expects u to understand, i tell u d day she explodes would be like volcanic eruption..

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Romance / Re: Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 6:49pm On Jan 20, 2018
gloria34:
I come to understand that no 1 is fully prepared 4 marriage. u see lots of surprises, moments u never believed will come, tears and laughter and if not properly handled, u get more of tears than laughter
Hmm... Dats deep.

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single ? by Oaustine05(m): 2:43am On Jan 20, 2018
gloria34:
my dear, its difficult finding a guy like that but I'll wait
Hi Gloria34, xup? Can we talk?
Romance / Understanding Your Wife by Oaustine05(m): 2:23am On Jan 20, 2018
Are u married or just preparing for marriage? Pls read dis:
WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER SON A
DAY BEFORE HIS WEDDING
Mummy’s boy, you are now a man. Tomorrow
you will have a new mother, a new cook and a new person to share all your secrets with. It will no longer be me but her.
Love your new mum even more than you love me. Before you walk into her arms forever, let me give you some words to guide you.
There was a day I was arguing with your father.
We were screaming, Tempers were high. I was angry and He was angry. Then I called him an idiot! He was shocked,
He looked at me asking
how dare I call him that. Immediately I started calling him idiot, fool, stupid, crazy; I called him all sort of name.
Guess what he did? He didn’t raise his hands to hit me. He just walked away, banging the door as he went out.
My Son, If your father had hit me and destroyed my eyes, how will you feel sitting here with me today? How will you regard him as your father?
Would you have been proud of him or would
you be blaming me for calling him names?
Never hit your wife! No matter the provocation
just walk away and things will be normal.
Whenever she offends you, think of this story I
just told you, it could have been your mum!
After he left, I was filled with guilt. We slept on same bed that night and I went to him the next day.
I pleaded with him, I did all I could to show am sorry and he forgave me. That day I cooked his favourite food, yes you know he loves Pounded yam & Vegetable soup right?
After that day, I never called him names, my respect for him was ten times stronger.
There is something very important you must always do, my son listen very carefully, defend your wife. When she is under pressure, stand by her. If your friends hates her, it is your duty to make them see her as a Queen. Your Uncle, I mean Uncle Yusuf, never liked me.
But Ur father was always supportive until his perception changed.
There was a day your Father was going to host the owner of his company and friends. They were three of them.
That day I was in the
kitchen cooking for them and your father went to buy drinks.
When the table was set and food was served.
Everyone started eating. Then I
remembered I did not add salt in the food. I
was embarrassed.
Your father tasted the food and looked at me. He immediately turned to the guests. He told them that he instructed his wife last month not to add salt whenever she is cooking because of some problem with his body.
He said it in a funny way and everyone laughed!
The guests understood and he asked me to
bring salt and everyone added according to their taste. He managed to eat the food without salt.
After the guest left, he went on his knees and
asked God to forgive him for lying.
Your wife is like a baby, sometimes she don’t
know what to say or do. Stand up and speak for her!
Now let me talk to you about Sex. You see Sex
is a wonderful thing.
Do not be surprised if your wife enjoy and need Sex more than you do.
There were days, I needed Sex more than your father and there were days he needed it more than me but the important thing is to always try to satisfy the other when they need you.
Don’t always think of your self.
There was a time things were hard and I
needed to do two jobs to support your father.
One night I was so tired. When I got to bed he was in the mood. He try to make love to me and I didn’t refuse him. I was tired but I felt I needed to be there when he needs me.
When he tried undressing me, he saw my look and he stopped. He asked what was wrong and I said nothing. But he understand me better.
He stopped and then started telling me stories until I fell asleep.
My son, Sex is best enjoyed when the two
parties are physically and mentally ready for it.
Sometimes, read your wife and understand her.
Make it a habit to go anywhere with your wife. Beside your job, move around with her.
If anyone invite you to his house and told you not to come with your wife then be very careful.
Use wisdom.
I know you love mummy… I know

Nairaland / General / Re: Sex Doll Lovers ( Thread ) by Oaustine05(m): 10:03am On Jan 19, 2018
Richardabbey:
U Gat Too Much Money To Spend Na Nd Heartbreak To Handle .
Free Dis Madness, Every Punany Is A Punany ,

#standwithsexdoll
Well, truth always wins, i wasn't talking to you directly, i was talking to dat ur conscience u've fenced with d pursuit of wickedness and selfish interest, stop misleading people who can't fight obsession and lust enriching urself at their expense and detriment, something u won't wish a dearest among ur beloved. D judgement of God dat is about to visit ur conscience will be as grevious as d number of innocents and helpless u're damaging or destroying. This life is too short so its not far, just wait awhile, ur recompense, ur rewards are coming for ur conscience. Get ur head straight young man and be a blessing to ur future.
Nairaland / General / Re: Sex Doll Lovers ( Thread ) by Oaustine05(m): 9:24am On Jan 19, 2018
Richardabbey:
Lady's Look Away , Sex Doll Ti Take Over .
Too Expensive Bt We Brokie Are Waiting For The Aba Made wink

No More Heartbreak , No More Lavish Spending , No More Send Me Credit , Nd Worst Is >> Lady' Will Nw Be On Jumia , Konga , Olx Advertising Their Selves To We Men.

Lets Embrace Sex Doll , Its Less Worries

I Stand With Sex Doll wink
This is devious, changing the natural use of your organ, u do this i bet you can as well sleep with a dead body or corpses.
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single ? by Oaustine05(m): 9:00am On Jan 19, 2018
gloria34:
need a relationship that is not based on sex. he doesn't want sex when he says he misses me, he just miss me
Well, u're not wrong in your taste, u'll be d very protective type.
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single ? by Oaustine05(m): 8:50am On Jan 19, 2018
Reasonabledoubt:
Haven’t met anyone in a while that will make me want to take that step.

Not like I’m picky, but lots of guys these days have no depth to them.

I don’t expect to find everything in one man, but he should at least be able to hold a conversation.

Have an open mind, not be too religious. I dislike overly religious people, most of them tend to be hypocrites, and I don’t want him giving my children’s future to his pastor. They don’t look at things from a logical perspective.

At the end of the day, I guess I just haven’t found what I’m looking for. I’ve actually tried, but not there yet.

I know lots of people came from dysfunctional homes, evident by the adults we now have, but I want a good marriage.
My parents were a very happy couple, I saw that growing up, my dad is a very kind man, he loved my mum.

He is a very intelligent man, kind, humble, growing up we didn’t have work that was meant for women. He could do everything we were expected to do. First pepper soup and alcohol I tasted was from my dad. He taught me how to cook soup sef.

He protected, provided,supported. He made sure we all grew up to be independent adults, irrespective of our gender.

My father has depth. I guess Growing up around such a male figure has made it hard to settle for less.
Hmmmmmmm...... I like u already, may i know you please?
Romance / Re: What Is The Difference Between Love And Infatuation by Oaustine05(m): 12:18am On Jan 19, 2018
In love, u accept d general personality of dat person meaning his/her past, family, family background, weakness as well as strength, likes and dislikes and ambitions, maybe before u start changing and encouraging or rebuking and building all must be done in love. One strong way to know u have geniue love for someone is when even though u know ur beloved is following a cheat, u are still able to present yourself calmly not forcing yourself on him/her, at d same time u aren't destroying d other rival or suitor, true love isn't selfish. Dat same love is able to let go even when its more hurting ���, true love will sound like this when u're sympathizing with dat loved one(#soft_voice# But remember i told u, its alright, cheer up.. ., e.t.c) true love won't say had it been u chose me, dis wouldn't have happened to you, love is not boastful anybody can make silly mistakes in the name of love. Infatuation singles out things and blinds ur eyes from other bigger pictures, infatuation in my own opinion is usually wat they call love at first sight, d love u have wen u've not known d persons failed�☹� past. if that beloved is involved in a fire �incident and face disfigured would ur love stand or pull thru? Maybe you love her because u feel her sex will be good, if she opens up declaring she's HIV POSITIVE will u still love her? Or she proclaims she's from a tribe u greatly despise will u still go down the isle with her? Or he is poor would dat love still be there? His mother is hard to please won't ur love decamp? Infatuation is always hanging on something check it out.
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single ? by Oaustine05(m): 11:38pm On Jan 18, 2018
Proudgorgeousga:
men are scum of the earth.

They are full of trash

They are wicked

ok guys let's call it a night bye
I don't really get u, y so much hatred for men? If so dear, I put it to u as a man in similitude like ur father in defense of manhood that u are a mistake, it were better u were not born, men are loving and caring, they are source of life, so chew on this and forget every experience u've had from other men or guys. Maybe its because of who �u are thats y u attract d type of guys dat comes ur way. All men aren't the same wake_up ⏰smell and plan �ur future u need a descent man in ur life if at all u are a female because u need him to complete u and for continuity of ur generation.
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single ? by Oaustine05(m): 11:08pm On Jan 18, 2018
Just searching���� i see many girls with good attributes that makes me like them, I've not really seen the one with all i need in a woman�, i mean "all in one package" At least not yet.

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