she said " Actually I see no future for us"

I almost cried

biafraisdead:

that's an external hard drive probably to access files saved in it via his tablet or laptop.

That's not how the cord of an external hard drive look like

hebex12:
I'm giving out recharge card to first 5people who quote me

But make una no vex na just 200 naira card to each person oo

07066816574...mtn

Ha

Do you have light?

dman4mdmoon:
"Sex with girlfriend is itself cheating" Cheating on who?

your future wife......................

Babe said she is going out with the same guy that ask her out while we are dating, i asked how come u guys are going out? she said ehm the guy did his birthday some month ago so he want to take her out....nd i"m like no you going no where! the next thing she said was I'm going and there is nothing you will do or do.

please where can i do my SIWES program around VI in Lagos and get paid? at least a token
i'm a computer science student, and i need to upload my portal before the 7th of April. please i need your suggestions.....

I know she gets all attention. She gets all advice. She gets all matchmaking efforts. Some people even show her so much sympathy as though she’s just lost a her own life. She gets it all. But can you blame her? She gets all the pressure too.She’s just your age, you know? But everyone is concerned about her ‘biological age’…

But this is not about her. It’s essentially for you. You have long been treated as god. They forget all about your emotions. Some even consider you as emotionless as a stone. I know about the advice Lanre gave you after your breakup with Aishat…

“Forget that bitch dude. There are a thousand and one hot chics outside this door. All you need do is be a man that you are; freshen up and let’s hit town. You can’t let yourself be hurt by that girl or any bitch at all. It’s not worth it. I mean, a fine looking man like yourself. Bitches should be queueing at your door… ”

Listen, you’re human. You have emotions. And it’s absolutely alright if you feel hurt sometimes. Lanre isn’t looking for what you want. All he wants is a lady to warm his bed and grace his pictures. You want so much more: You know this better than anyone. Don’t give in to Lanre and his recklessness with women. He’s reached a height in coldness, you don’t want to get there with him – it’s almost a point of no return.

I know Aishat hurt you. I don’t know if she actually meant to or not. But that’s not the point. The point is; you can heal. You can move on. And you sure can love someone else. You’d say it’s not that simple. But who says it has to be simple? See, it just has to be possible. And it’s possiblity, is all I’m assuring you.

Pick up yourself. Talk to someone if you have to: please, that someone MUST NOT be Lanre. Redefine your ideal woman if you have to. Get your priorities right. And set out looking for her. Trust me, It’s more than magic when you’re sure of what you’re looking for, you won’t mistaken her when you find her.

You should also know that there is so much power in association. Identify guys who seem to be doing well with their relationships, they can be of help. Not necessarily by what they say, observing them might be all you need. Not the likes of Lanre who’s not been with anyone in particular almost since you’ve known him. He can’t give you what is lacking in his own life. Nobody can give what they don’t have!

Being single isn’t like having terminal cancer. It’s just a phase of your life. While you’re looking out for your perfect woman, pay attention to yourself. Grow in the things you need to grow. Decide on the life you want, it will help in your choice of a woman. Have fun, go out alone. Yes, ALONE! I mean, if you’re single, be single! What’s to hide there? Stop posing your sister as bae! She’s got a boo for herself.

There are so many well groomed, rounded ladies waiting for someone like you to show up. And here you are following Lanre up and down. Abeg, dust yourself and be yourself again. A few hear breaks is not worth delaying not to talk of taking away your desired happy ending.

You deserve love, you deserve happiness, you deserve always and forever. And, nobody can stop you but yourself.

All my love,

‘Joke Adedapo.
soure :https://jokeadedapo./2017/03/13/dear-single-guy/

We are not going to miss her but she will definitely gonna miss a lot

Idydarling:
awwww so on point op

Thanks

1. When you break her heart, the pain never really
goes away.
.
2. When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
.
3. When she says it's over, she still wants you to
be
hers.
.
4. When she walks away from you mad, follow
her.
.
5. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
.
6. When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight &
don't let her go.
.
7. When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and
tell
her you love her.
.
8. When she ignores you, give her your attention.
.
9. When she pulls away, pull her back.
.
10. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's
beautiful.
.
11. When you see her crying, just hold her and
don't say a word.
.
12. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug
her waist from behind.
.
13. When she's scared, protect her.
.
14. When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt
her head up and kiss her.
.
15. When she steals your favourite jacket, let her
keep it and sleep with it for a night.
.
16. When she teases you, tease her back and
make
her laugh.
.
17. When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.
.
18. When she looks at you with doubt, back
yourself up with the truth.
.
19. When she says that she likes you, she really
does more than you could understand.
.
20. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and
play
with her fingers.
.
21. When she bumps into you, bump into her
back
and make her laugh.
.
22. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and
untold.
.
23. When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t
look
away until she does.
.
24. Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not
saying anything.
.
25. Don't let her have the last word.
.
26. Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful
is
so much better.
.
27. Say you love her more than she could ever
love
you.
.
28. Argue that she is the best girl ever.
.
29. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let
go.
.
30. When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk
to
her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still
remember it.
.
31. Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to
tell
her you love her.
.
32. Call her before you sleep and after you wake
up.
.
33. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
.
34. Don't ignore her when she's out with you and
your friends.
.
35. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
.
36.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite
show even if you think its stupid.
.
37. Let her into your world.
.
38. Let her wear your clothes.
.
39. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
.
40. Let her know she's important.
.
41. Kiss her in the pouring rain.
.
42. When she runs up at you crying, the first
thing
you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"
.
43. After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd
read it too and do them for her.

can't stop laughing

MARRIAGE IS HARD WORK! !!!!!!
Especially for a real Woman

I used to interpret the saying "Marriage is not for small boys" to mean small boys in terms of age, until I visited a female mentor that has been in marriage for 47 years.

I asked, so what is the secret of your over 47 years in marriage?

Beaming, she retorted; My son, the expectations you bring into marriage will either spell its doom or success. I married my husband without expectations of enjoying his money or buying cars for me, but with time, my patience, hard work and God-fearing attitude yielded results of getting cars, houses, taking care of our children and all that.
You see, if a married lady keeps on nagging in the house, she pushes the spirit of her husband from the home. If you make the man unhappy, you make the house ungovernable.
So, I married without high expectations from my husband but simply to make him happy always.
Yes, for the past 47 years, I would be the first to get up from bed and the last to go back to bed. I bath the kids, do devotions with them, prepare breakfast for my husband and boil hot water for him to bath. I iron his dresses he would take to work, kiss him and wish him the best in his daily endeavours.
I asked my old woman, so then does the man do in return? She laughed all heart and hearty and replied; You see, this is the mistakes you young ones make in marriage. YOU DO SOMETHING TO YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE AND EXPECT SAME REWARD FROM HIM OR HER, THUS WRONG.
When it becomes your attitude to always please your husband or wife, the other person responds back naturally. Indeed, if nothing touches the palm tree, it doesn't rattle.
She continued, my son, never carry how rich or poor your family is into marriage. After all, you knew very well the status of your family and decided to marry that man or woman.
Love only compels would be couples into marriage but it doesn't sustain marriage. Rather, understanding, patience, communication and most importantly, forgiveness sustain every marriage. High expectations are the symptoms of divorce in marriages.
Sometimes you hear, I want to marry a mother, a business partner, God fearing person etc. You can't get all your expectations in one person. With time and depending on your relationship, you may get some. So minimise your expectations in marriage.
To cut the long story short, as too much cook spoil the broth, she concluded on the mistakes couple should resist at all cost in marriage:
1) Never say you have made your wife or husband somebody from a nobody. It hurts. God only use you as an agent for transformation, give the glory to Almighty God .
2) Let the man be head financially, emotionally and physically whilst the woman exerts headship spiritually and be diligence in the use of the tongue.
3) Children are not the ultimate in marriage. They are given to enhance your marriage. When God delays in giving you a child, have every reason to live a happy marital life.
4) Sex is a major morale booster after a hard day's stressful life. Try to be sexual beings and not "Angels" in that marriage
5) Resort to God often and less to men to solve your marital disputes.
6) Let the women " Make up" their characters much more than they make up their body.

Indeed, marriage is not for small boys because small boys struggle to forgive, demand everything speedingly, lack the patience to wait, have so many friends etc.

Make every effort to let that marriage work and may God help us.

The instagram poster claimed that the boy was on his way to school when he was involved in an accident. Can't verify the authenticity of the pic but it looks horrific.


see full Graphic picture here:http://tobajum..com.ng/2016/09/jeeeeez-did-this-accident-really-happen.html

The president said
”We had a good meeting with @POTUS. I thanked him for the immense support in the fight against Boko Haram. Also wished him a happy retirement”

Well, a lot of Twitter users were not ready to have it. They replied the tweets in their numbers with hilarious responses.

Read some of the responses http://tobajum..co.ke/2016/09/read-what-buhari-told-obama-in-us-that.html?m=1

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Please take your calculator, follow me as i make them easy for you
and your about to be spouse. Trust me! It won't even be up to 50k.

-A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday
Price): N4000 -

-Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown:N3500

-White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

-Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000

Tailor Workmanship: N3000 Starched white shirt from Yaba Market:
N1000

-Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

-Groom: Use your old tie: (N0 need to buy new one)

-12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150

-Bride Accessories (Old ones)

-Hairdresser charges: N1700

-Groom Haircut: N300

-Best Man- Freestyle with old suit Abeg!

-Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0 need wasting
money on that

-Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own)

-Bridal Makeup DIY: N0 need!

-Bridal train makeup DIY:N0 need!

-Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300

-Just hire your car from relative or friend

-Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500

-Fuel 3000

-Wedding Venue (Church hall)

-Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0 need to spend
on that
-Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0
need to spend

-Reception Venue (Any Open field)

-Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

-Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): --Music from relatives phone
(China phone preferably)

-London used mobile phone speaker from computer village in Lagos-
N2000
-Wedding cakes from Cakes&Cream: N3500

-Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300

-Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is
still hungry): N100

-Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350

-A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who
still followed to the open field) N1500

-Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000

-Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500

One packet of cabin for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500

Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared -jollof rice from Iya Basira:
N2500

Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500

Balance: N50

You see now

Happy Sunday

Telling your partner these five things is a sure way to spice things up in the bedroom.

Dirty talk is an amazing way to have a steamy S3@.x:’ life.

It helps build S3@.x:’ual tension, keeps him/her thinking about you, guarantees back-arching, toe-curling, screaming multiple org@.$ms, and ultimately, a fantastic, fulfilling S3@.x:’ life.

Now, that you know the what and why, here is how to arouse your partner, before, and during S3@.x:’

1. “I can’t stop thinking about all the nasty things  I want to do to you.”

2. “I just want to be used by you tonight. Can I be your personal toy?”

3. “I need you right now.”

4. “I want you to slowly kiss me from my lips, down my neck, onto my bre@.$ts and all the way down my body.”

5. “I want to tie you up later and have my way with you.” 

6. “I just want your lips on me.”

7. “Having you in me is the hottest thing ever!”

8. “I can’t wait until we’re both alone so that I can blow your mind.”

9. “Don’t stop, it feels so good!”

10. “I never want you to stop, it feels so good.”

Dirty talk is so good, that reality star, Khloe Kardashian, has recommended it.

“I believe in dirty talk. Communicating during S3@.x:’ is a Must, and I actually think it’s rude if you’re not vocal, LOL. If my guy isn’t vocal, I’m not excited,” she wrote on her website.

Don’t forget to try it out, you will thank me later


Source :http://tobajum..com/2016/09/10-things-your-partner-wishes-you-would.html

The federal government says it has been negotiating with Boko Haram insurgents, captor of the missing Chibok girls since August 2015 just as it announced fresh moves to rescue the girls .
According to minister of information, Lai Mohammed while speaking in a chat with media men in Abuja on Friday, September 16, the FG has spoken with the captors at least thrice since August 2015.
The minister of information, culture and tourism, Lai Mohammed
Leadership reports that Mohammed noted that talks stalled after cracks appeared within the ranks of the terrorist group which now has two leaders.
He said: “Precisely on 17th July, 2015, the DSS opened negotiations process with the group holding the Chibok girls. However, in return for the release of some of these girls, the group also made some demands. These included the release of some of their fighters arrested including some involved in major terrorist actions, resulting in several fatalities, and others who were experts in manufacture of locally assembled explosives.
“This was difficult to accept, but appropriate security agencies had to again inform Mr. President of these demands, and its viewed implications. Again Mr. President gave his assent believing that the overall release of these girls remains paramount and sacrosanct. Meanwhile, following the above development, Government and the security agencies had sufficient leverage to work out the modalities of the swap.
“These included creating the safe haven, or necessary place of swap and working out the logistic details. Based on this, the DSS availed other critical sister agencies of this new situation. Immediately, the Nigerian Army and the Air Force sent some specialists to commence a detailed arrangement for the swap. This was during the last week of July 2015 and 1st week of August 2015.
“The officers representing the various agencies worked out the logistic details, such as the number of persons to be swapped i.e. number of girls and detainees to be exchanged, the vehicles and aircraft, as well as safeguards, i.e. safety of the persons, including the location of the swap.
“When it was finally agreed by all parties, Mr. President was again informed that the preparations were concluded, and the first step for the swap would commence on 1st August, 2015. Mr. President robustly gave his approval.
“On 4th August, 2015, the persons who were to be part of the swap arrangements and all others involved in the operation were transported to Maiduguri, Borno State. This team, with the lead facilitator, continued the contact with the group holding the Chibok girls.
“The Service was able to further prove to the group its sincerity, as it established communication contact between it and its detained members. All things were in place for the swap which was mutually agreed. Expectations were high.
“Unfortunately, after more than two (2) weeks of negotiation and bargains, the group, just at the dying moments, issued new set of demands, never bargained for or discussed by the group before the movement to Maiduguri. All this while, the security agencies waited patiently. This development stalled what would have been the first release process of the Chibok girls.
“It may be important to note that in spite of this setback, the government and the security agencies have not relented in the bid to ensure that the Chibok girls are released safely.”

Source http://tobajum..nl/2016/09/chibok-girls-fg-unveils-surprising.html?m=1

On Tuesday, September 13, a prostitute at a brothel drugged and duped man of N2, 230, 000 in Akwa village, near Zuba, Abuja.

Daily Trust disclosed that, a man identified as Johnson revealed that the incident happened about 2:2pm after the victim returned with his girlfriend to the brothel in an unmarked Toyota Sienna, when they returned from a drinking joint in the area and he slept off immediately.

Johnson said: “ when the victim woke and he did not see the girlfriend, he became alarmed.
“He immediately searched his own clothes and to his amazement, he discovered that all the money he had on him had been taken away. It then dawned on him that the girl had drugged him to dupe him of his N2, 230, 000.”
It was further revealed that the victim was a contractor and a resident at Madalla, Niger State. He was said to have gone out for Sallah celebration when the incident happened. However, all efforts to get through to the lady proved abortive as her phone is switched off.

Gobe!

Source:http://tobajum..nl/2016/09/gobe-what-prostitute-did-to-man-in.html?m=1